"Towel or naked at the thai massage parlour ? "
Depends on the establishment.
If it is a legit massage-only establishment, they will make it clear that they want to to keep panda in or cover yourself with a towel.
And if it is a “rub and tug” establishment then they won’t care as long as you are dressed when you arrive and when you leave. |
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"When I see a massage therapist it's usually naked under the towel, to access the glutes indeed??"
Have you been to many massage providers before?
Legit / spa ?
Or massage parlour/ rub-and-tug / tantric massage etc?
If you are leaning more towards wanting sexual services as part of the offering then just say so and I’m sure some posters will be able to advise accordingly as to what is likely to be on offer and how to handle the situation.
I go to a Physio for sports massage on certain troublesome muscles. I use the spa at my gym for high quality relaxing body massages (pants on), and I occasionally visit a Thai lady I know who gives a fantastic massage with highly skilled prostate massage and happy ending. |
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"Any so long as there’s a happy ending 
That might raise eyebrows when I go the the Physio for a sports massage ... asking them to add a spurts massage "
Your eyebrows wouldn’t be the only thing that raises |
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As already been said, it depends on what you want a massage for. Some of those places with extras would not know how to massage anyway. I would never go to anyone who is not fully qualified and insured whether for a full body massage or any other type. |
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"As already been said, it depends on what you want a massage for. Some of those places with extras would not know how to massage anyway. I would never go to anyone who is not fully qualified and insured whether for a full body massage or any other type. "
True enough, but the basic standard of massage in Thai establishments tends to be pretty good.
The worst standard tends to be independent providers who are more interested in offering extras and have little knowledge of how to give a massage and little interest in learning.
Mention of qualifications such as itec raised expectations, as does the presence of a proper massage table. |
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"As already been said, it depends on what you want a massage for. Some of those places with extras would not know how to massage anyway. I would never go to anyone who is not fully qualified and insured whether for a full body massage or any other type.
True enough, but the basic standard of massage in Thai establishments tends to be pretty good.
The worst standard tends to be independent providers who are more interested in offering extras and have little knowledge of how to give a massage and little interest in learning.
Mention of qualifications such as itec raised expectations, as does the presence of a proper massage table. "
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"Surely it's just zip down cock out"
... only in the appropriate establishment.
If you go to a legit spa / massage establishment and are told to keep your boxers on, then whipping your cock out would be entirely inappropriate. |
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"Surely it's just zip down cock out
... only in the appropriate establishment.
If you go to a legit spa / massage establishment and are told to keep your boxers on, then whipping your cock out would be entirely inappropriate. "
Or if you are commando, they will probably give you a towel or one of those plastic things they use for spray tan, not that I have personal experience. |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame"
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York "
That actually sounds incredible, I need to try this |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York
That actually sounds incredible, I need to try this "
It is great. I lived there for a few years and went there a lot with work.
I particularly associate it with this time of year, middle of winter, rally felt like you got heat into your body from the shower and the massage in what was usually quite a hot room.
Like I say, haven’t found anything like that here. |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York
That actually sounds incredible, I need to try this
It is great. I lived there for a few years and went there a lot with work.
I particularly associate it with this time of year, middle of winter, rally felt like you got heat into your body from the shower and the massage in what was usually quite a hot room.
Like I say, haven’t found anything like that here. "
Damn it!!! Long bloody way to go to try it haha  |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York "
I wasnt particularly looking for it, i went for a genuine massage but thought if the offer were there id have taken it. |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York "
Sounds like a body scrub treatment? |
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"Ive been for a thai massage and had to keep my boxers on then covered with a towel. There was a sign saying strictly do not ask for a happy ending which was a shame
If you were looking for a place that does happy endings they’re not hard to find.
I’ve been to various massage places on different countries and the best setup o have experienced was the “table shower” in a few places in New York. A wet room with a hard (marble?) table, masseuse uses a shower head to shower you, then soaps you up and goes at you with cloths and loofahs and things, then showers you again, and then off to the massage room for full massage ... skin feels alive after the table shower.
Only ever found this in New York
Sounds like a body scrub treatment?"
Yeah, pretty much ... except it’s the warm-up for a happy ending massage. |
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