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Apparently if you sniff a pair of knickers it means………..

By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Apparently if you sniff a pair of knickers and they smell of lavender it means that they’ve been freshly washed with Lenor Lavender softest ever fabric softener.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^ panty sniffer

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Apparently if you sniff a pair of knickers and they smell of lavender it means that they’ve been freshly washed with Lenor Lavender softest ever fabric softener.

Or the owner keeps lavender bags in their knickers draw.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mine smell of comfort pure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine smell of comfort pure

Snif ssssnniiiiiifffffff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Mrs NE’s knickers smell of lavender then she’d need some antihistamines

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What did mine smell of Fiddles?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re a sad twat ?

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By *utlongjohnMan over a year ago

Or if they smell like pussy still its a bonus

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You’re a sad twat ? "

Well I didn’t like to say…….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re a sad twat ? "

Oooooo don’t get your lavender smelling knickers in a twist now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re a sad twat ? "

Or a builder in a customer's bedroom.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are you sniffing panties you perv haha

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Mine smell of comfort pure

A pure delight.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What did mine smell of Fiddles?

I was quite surprised when I took them off the line.

I was getting fresh linen with a hint of asparagus.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You’re a sad twat ? "

A twat definitely although I’m reasonably cheery.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What did mine smell of Fiddles?

I was quite surprised when I took them off the line.

I was getting fresh linen with a hint of asparagus.

How strange. I've always thought they smelt of my cheery twat

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What did mine smell of Fiddles?

I was quite surprised when I took them off the line.

I was getting fresh linen with a hint of asparagus.

How strange. I've always thought they smelt of my cheery twat

A Cherry twat would smell nice.

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

"Mine smell of comfort pure

"
I don’t believe you let me check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines smell off bold 3 and 1 pods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine smell of Fairy fabric softener.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If Mrs NE’s knickers smell of lavender then she’d need some antihistamines

I'd love to find out what they do smell of. Co Durham not too far

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It means you have a panty fetish!

Or is that the boring answer?

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple over a year ago

liverpool

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple over a year ago

liverpool

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple over a year ago

liverpool

Can also be a sign that the owner is a smuggling lavender in her prison pocket - due to rising inflation this is becoming more and more common

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It means,

Your checking you don't have covid

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

God almighty fiddles

is this what fab has come to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhh... I thought you were supposed to sniff them at the end of the day

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