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What's your zombie plan?
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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago
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There are two types of people in this world.
Those who have a plan for when the undead hoardes take over the earth, and those who don't.
We call the latter "dinner"
So, what's YOUR zombie plan?
I'm going to raid my local marina and steal a yacht, take to the sea and use the water as a natural defensive barrier against the brain-eating undead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am going to get myself an underground bunker as a base and a supersoaker gun filled with petrol and I'm going to set the motherheckers on fire as I ride about in Little Colin the Corsa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies.  "
Yup! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies. "
Come with me....We'll nuke the bitches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies.
Yup!"
Im sure post apocolyptic hell is not as bad as it sounds. You get to choose the biggest emptiest mansion and live in it forever and do that trolley dash thing round the supermarket and not have to pay. Woohoo! |
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Im going to head to the im a celebrity set and set up camp at the top of the grand final water/wind slide - they have enough trouble walking in general so they have no chance getting to the top of the slide with wind, water, gunge & beach balls!!  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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I'm buying cheap records from the Charity shops & maybe a cricket bat (if they have one?), whilst I'm there!
Failing that, there are plenty of lamp shades I could buy & throw too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm buying cheap records from the Charity shops & maybe a cricket bat (if they have one?), whilst I'm there!
Failing that, there are plenty of lamp shades I could buy & throw too..... "
You could try killing the Zombies with Tom Jones records like what they did in Mars Attacks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over
And rember to unplug the jukebox this time!
Shaun of the dead  "
Got it in one |
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"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies.
Come with me....We'll nuke the bitches "
Which is swapping one post apocalyptic hell space for another. I appreciate your offer, but I dont think it's for me ta lol |
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I'll be watching YouTubers come up with outlandish claims that the zombies don't actually exist, or they've been created by 5G, or been programmed by a subliminal message embedded into Gates' Windows, or that the zombie apocalypse has been planned for years and George A Romero was a government stooge getting us prepared for it. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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"I'm buying cheap records from the Charity shops & maybe a cricket bat (if they have one?), whilst I'm there!
Failing that, there are plenty of lamp shades I could buy & throw too.....
You could try killing the Zombies with Tom Jones records like what they did in Mars Attacks "
I would have chosen Bee Gee records or perhaps Engelbert Humperdink. But, you are moving along the right sort of lines ...
Just got to practice walking on rice paper so I can sneak up on them!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over
And rember to unplug the jukebox this time!
Shaun of the dead "
Yip it is that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got a plan but if I tell everyone it won’t work.
Hiding under you're bed won't work "
It might. If it does then don’t come asking me for Jaffa cakes when your food supply runs out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've been shooting since I was 13, my plan is to load up the car with guns and ammo, drive specifically to Moelfre in Anglesea grab one of the boats just laying about the beach and pop over to the island that has the little cave on it, never seen zombies swim and the island is a good enough distance to be safe and be able to pick them off from where I am if need be, plus as its only a stone throw away I can boat it back and forth to get supplies... not that I ever put thought into this or anything hahaha |
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Fully stocked, fully kitted out basement. Lead-lined because, you know, nuclear apocalypse might also be popping up at some point. I’d sit tight and wait, watching the outdoor cameras for entertainment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grab my licensed shotguns , family and friends and head to a location I know close to a supermarket where we can barricade ourselves in with shipping containers.
Then run sorties to get weapons, food and survival supplies (clothing, fuel and generators |
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3+ years weekly training courtesy of our "facility" in the Netherlands.
We practice regular drills, building bases, survival craft, weapons training, medical training, looting techniques, close and ranged combat, yada yada yada.
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Maybe if we talked to them we could start to understand each other’s point of view - work together in harmony… help each other and support each other…. Or we could throw a pork chop in the water and watch them all sink? |
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