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over a year ago
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"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "
Gutted you’re so far away. I would have dropped the wife off and went to the pub  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op, you’re probably about to be torn a new bum hole, so before the ensuing mayhem. Might I suggest you pop over to the meets section of the forum. Alternatively, use the meet today function of Fab’.
Forums here are read by a very small % of your potential audience. |
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"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "
Tomorrow? You might wake in the morning with a dead dick. Just have a wank innit, if you NEED to blow your beans. If not, and actually you fancy a fuck that can wait until another time then it's a want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op, you’re probably about to be torn a new bum hole, so before the ensuing mayhem. Might I suggest you pop over to the meets section of the forum. Alternatively, use the meet today function of Fab’.
Forums here are read by a very small % of your potential audience. "
And if following that advice, don't say you need to unload. Weirdly, that doesn't do it for many of us generic spunk receptacles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.
I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits  "
Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.
I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits
Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.
Well... You could get clamped."
Or towed. |
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"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.
I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits
Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.
Well... You could get clamped.
Or towed."
Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see |
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"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.
I heartily endorse this thread 
Surplus spunk  "
I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.
I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits
Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.
Well... You could get clamped.
Or towed.
Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see "
The image of the poor OP being dragged away from his next sexual partner with his pants round his ankles by a tow hook is not where I saw this thread going |
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"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "
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Most of the women on here are for new swanky handbags. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "
You know more than most of us I don't know anything |
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"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.
I heartily endorse this thread
Surplus spunk
I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition "
Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips? |
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"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.
I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits
Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.
Well... You could get clamped.
Or towed.
Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see
The image of the poor OP being dragged away from his next sexual partner with his pants round his ankles by a tow hook is not where I saw this thread going "
I'm glad it has though |
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"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.
I heartily endorse this thread
Surplus spunk
I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition
Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips? "
It's exactly the same but harder to claim on your insurance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.
I heartily endorse this thread
Surplus spunk
I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition
Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips? "
To many erm….I’d say so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.
I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits
Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.
Well... You could get clamped.
Or towed.
Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see
The image of the poor OP being dragged away from his next sexual partner with his pants round his ankles by a tow hook is not where I saw this thread going
I'm glad it has though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m waiting on a unicorn to come and let me take her to the moon and back….ok well every room and I’m every position..
Here’s hoping that maybe, possibly
Hahaha! Love this
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Oi you!!!
I’m waiting on a unicorn….those are hard to find ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long
I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true
Oh come on then "
On my way |
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"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long
I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true
Oh come on then
On my way "
Carry on up the M6 will you, and then on to Fife  seems your travelling x |
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second  "
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X"
Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now |
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X
Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now "
What a gal x |
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"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.
I heartily endorse this thread
Surplus spunk
I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition
Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips?
It's exactly the same but harder to claim on your insurance."
Might need more specialised cover |
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"I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not.
In his hand, me thinks
I also suspect this."
I think it was the case since post 1. The lad had too much angst to last 24 hours |
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"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long
I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true
Oh come on then
On my way
What’s taking so long 
I’m travelling apparently
Less talk more travel
Shush you 
Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here
Still waiting patiently for my roast pic "
Ah, you've chosen wisely and are coming to Fife x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not.
In his hand, me thinks
I also suspect this.
I think it was the case since post 1. The lad had too much angst to last 24 hours"
I admire his efforts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long
I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true
Oh come on then
On my way
What’s taking so long
I’m travelling apparently
Less talk more travel
Shush you
Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here
Still waiting patiently for my roast pic
Ah, you've chosen wisely and are coming to Fife x"
I haven’t a bloody clue where I’m going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "
One of the funniest opening threads ever |
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"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long
I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true
Oh come on then
On my way
What’s taking so long
I’m travelling apparently
Less talk more travel
Shush you
Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here
Still waiting patiently for my roast pic
Ah, you've chosen wisely and are coming to Fife x
I haven’t a bloody clue where I’m going "
Stay put, I'll come to you  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long
I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true
Oh come on then
On my way
What’s taking so long
I’m travelling apparently
Less talk more travel
Shush you
Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here
Still waiting patiently for my roast pic "
Oh it’s in my phone |
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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X
Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now "
can I climb into your panties then? |
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X
Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now can I climb into your panties then?"
Steady son, let me get there first. It's a long drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X
Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now can I climb into your panties then?"
They're still warm too. Be my guest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op
Like, right now? X
Yes! This very second
Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X
Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now can I climb into your panties then?
Steady son, let me get there first. It's a long drive"
Woah…easy tiger….she’s already with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "
Unload what? Just make sure you unload in a designated unloading bay...Be mindful of those traffic wardens |
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