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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same with a shit. It’s your own arse and your own shit. What are these crazy people even thinking about having some basic hygiene standards before they go touching things that other humans might touch after them.
It’s Political Correctness gone mad, I tell you! |
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions "
Awful but sadly true. It should be compulsory. I am sure there must be some sort of way to enforce it before you are allowed out |
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over a year ago
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions "
I was a trail blazer at work, way before Covid I had a big bottle of hand sanitiser on my desk, basically because of all the dirty skanks that used to exit the gents toilets without washing their hands (and I had to touch the same door handles as they did to exit) .. soap dodging twats!  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
So, to recap.....
You hold your "wiggly woo" with your shirt tales/t-shirt.
You don't wash your hands & you open the door with your shirt cuff or jumper end/coat sleeve/tie/breast pocket hanky/used hanky/shoes?
Didn't covid teach us anything? Hmmmmm...
What would women use?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, to recap.....
You hold your "wiggly woo" with your shirt tales/t-shirt.
You don't wash your hands & you open the door with your shirt cuff or jumper end/coat sleeve/tie/breast pocket hanky/used hanky/shoes?
Didn't covid teach us anything? Hmmmmm...
What would women use? "
Your shirt cuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others "
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????"
As someone who's worked in places where pee on your finger tips could make a lot of people sick to the point I hate using public toilets where to doors open inward because I know some dirty bastard has definitely touched the handle without washing their hands, at least now days COVID means most public toilets have a hand sanitiser station close by
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
"So, to recap.....
You hold your "wiggly woo" with your shirt tales/t-shirt.
You don't wash your hands & you open the door with your shirt cuff or jumper end/coat sleeve/tie/breast pocket hanky/used hanky/shoes?
Didn't covid teach us anything? Hmmmmm...
What would women use?
Your shirt cuff "
Nah, I've already wiped me nose snail trails with that! I'm classy .... |
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The fact that his gripe is with others using basic hygiene and not with the fact that he doesn’t consider washing his own hands after using the bathroom is sickening!
This is the type of person who doesn’t was under his foreskin or wash his legs in the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others."
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Seriously, travelling abroad in Asia, you don't always have the Western toilets. It's a squat at a revolving "squatty-potty".
Loo role is in short supply.... Since then I always carry wet wipes/hand sanitiser - just in case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i get it
we should be washing our cocks in the sink.
maybe in the nigh clubs the aftershsve guy can give it some talc 
No Armani, No Punani. "
No spray no lay  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands "
Have you ever been on the London Underground? |
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"Also for the record, we kinda appreciate you washing your cock before we put it in our mouth too.
I don’t think he’s gonna have to worry about that with anyone reading this thread. "
It's the fact that he's using the fact people put it in their mouth as his reason not to wash his hands after touching it though  . I put root vegetables in my mouth but if they were covered in mud and fertiliser I'd like someone to wash their hands after touching them! |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Also for the record, we kinda appreciate you washing your cock before we put it in our mouth too. "
Nothing says “I love you” like a pissy cock blowie.
Just don’t be expecting a kiss on the lips afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands "
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab |
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "
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"Yes if its a shit,I get it,but a piss come on."
This has to be a fucking wind up.
And people wonder why I won't eat at self serve buffets or restaurants.
This...this is one of many reasons.
It ain't about you. If you're at home and don't mind tainting your own home with nether region residue that's up to you but ffs have some consideration and respect for other people. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "
You mean you’re not meant to order McDonalds using your arse? |
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"Yes if its a shit,I get it,but a piss come on."
What if your penis has herpesvirus or some other pathogenic organism on it? Aside the fact we don't all want to hold a piss stained door handle, plenty of nasties can lurk on the penis and so you should definitely wash your hands! Some pathogens can also exist in urine itself. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "
We have two   |
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "
There are two:
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab
You mean you’re not meant to order McDonalds using your arse?"
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"I cannot see the sick face emojis, I am on mobile phone though, maybe have to be on a computer to get them"
If you click reply+quote on a message where someone has used one, it will show you what symbols to use to get it. If you want to test it, write a comment with the same symbols and click preview and you'll see if it's worked before posting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who fake wash their hands are the funniest. We all know you’re not washing them just walk out and stop with the charade you scruffy little bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cannot see the sick face emojis, I am on mobile phone though, maybe have to be on a computer to get them
You type the words vom or yuck in brackets "
Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others
Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others.
Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab
You mean you’re not meant to order McDonalds using your arse?"
You must have a very talented bum .
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????"
Hopefully it's been in the shower or bath, or at least a KFC lemony fresh wipe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions "
Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions
Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol "
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths "
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????
Hopefully it's been in the shower or bath, or at least a KFC lemony fresh wipe."
Yep...finger licking good! |
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions
Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol "
Lmao
“ Hey mate whats your profession”
SPARTAN!!!! (proceeds to kick him through the cubicle door into the toilet bowl) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
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If diamonds are a girls best friend, who are poo crystals best friends with? |
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
If diamonds are a girls best friend, who are poo crystals best friends with? "
Dung beetles innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
If diamonds are a girls best friend, who are poo crystals best friends with?
Dung beetles innit "
I hope he’s washed his 6 hands! Dirty little dung beetle! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions
Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol "
Teachers. I know that that because my male colleague told me.
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I remember being in a working man's club and washing my hands after peeing. Another bloke commented, "Fucking 'ell, look at this posh git. In my house we don't even get out of the bath for a shit."
Had me laughing!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember being in a working man's club and washing my hands after peeing. Another bloke commented, "Fucking 'ell, look at this posh git. In my house we don't even get out of the bath for a shit."
Had me laughing!
Gbat "
Fucking brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m all for hygiene and washing after going toilet, however
What if you use you hands to unzip and flip out, no touchy when pissing and then put it away?? Like hands on the back of your head stuff ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's worse than not washing them at all. You have the presence of mind to wash your hands but are lazy while doing it which makes me judge how hard you try in other aspects of your life |
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation."
Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation.
Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle "
I got given a funnel to piss into Saturday and still managed to miss. Im usually quite a good catcher |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation."
I wonder if they would compare funnel sizes at the urinal, like a discreet quick glance down at the lady next to them |
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation.
Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle "
*Fanta bottle. My autocarrot pissed everywhere, soz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation.
Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle
*Fanta bottle. My autocarrot pissed everywhere, soz "
You swinging your carrot around? |
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation.
Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle
*Fanta bottle. My autocarrot pissed everywhere, soz
You swinging your carrot around? "
Aye. I'm woMAN spreading |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"has anyone else noticed that since covid with the higher hand washing standards the nuts on the bar are no longer as salty ?
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Omg ..  laughing so hard at this |
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I can't believe this topic exists. I thought everyone washed their hands after a toilet visit.
At first I thought this thread was paying homage to Joe Wilkinson's poem about naming people's penises at a train station urinal. |
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To be fair, all toilet doors, flushing mechs and hand washing should be automatic so you don't have to touch anything at any time. By the time you reach the urinal you have already touched so many handles etc. And what about if there is one of those knobs you have to push with all your might to flush the urinal or indeed the toilet. How many dirty hands have touched that. Not to mention all the splashing you get. It makes you want to tie a knot instead.
With regards to nuts, crisps etc. in bowls at the bar, I never have indulged or will ever. Why would anyone do is beyond me. Get a bag of crisps or roasted nuts if you fancy a little nibble on something.
I off for a good scrub |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For those paranoid about any form of public toilets including long trains journeys etc, just use your foot to flush it I do. Then I use toilet paper to open the lock and handle. I then wash my hands/ sanitise, then get fresh toilet paper to open the main door. So it is safe to say many of you can shake my hand |
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????"
You should write a book OP.
Call it. How to alienate and cock block yourself on swinging site’s |
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either.
There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation."
a wee she x |
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I’m not sure if you’re saying men should or shouldnt wash their hands? But it looks as though you’ve won the award for most amount of puking emojis used on a forum post perhaps that was the point haha! Miss pc |
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Can I ask if you took a grandchild into a public toilet for a wee, would you tell them to wash their hands or just say it's not worth it.
Basic hygiene has been one of the contributing factors to the spread of Covid and many other virus.
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????"
I wonder if your note on profile..."anyone want to meet this weekend" has been curtailed by you admitting you can't be arsed washing your hands after a pee.
Lovely, what a catch |
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