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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just had a message of someone promoting God, Here is the convo! Ha!
Person: Do you believe in God.
Me: Nope He Don't Exsist
Person: He does, He's in all of us,
Me: How come you prove this,
Person: From the Bible, It tells us how to sent Jesus for all our sins.
Me: So the bible says he's real?
Person: Yes is does.
Me: Superman is in a book be he aint real?
Person: Superman is a fictional charactor.
Me: But he's in a book, Your saying god is real because the Bible says so, and the bible is a book.. Correct?
Person: Yes the bible is a book. A book of God.
Me: And Marvel Comic is also a book, and also a book of Superman, Spider man, The incredicel Hulk, Captain America, Dare Devil and Bat man. I dont see them flying around. Do you?
Person: You shouldn't question god!
Me: You shouldn't believe in a person who is in a book where there is no evidence of there exsistance. All religion is for is so 24 year old virgins like yourself can hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them eternal life. when infact there is no such things as eternal life.  .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love these sorts of debates as the God Squad can never offer definitive counter argument that God exists and created everything.
I always offer this argument:
Why does God let children die before their parents?
What kind of sick entity allows a child to be born only to take it away before it's time leaving it's parents in perpetual agony? Isn't that Hell? And if, as some suggest, that God is punishing us for our sins then he's a son of bitch for callously using the life of a child to get back at it's parents.
They can never answer that one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love these sorts of debates as the God Squad can never offer definitive counter argument that God exists and created everything.
I always offer this argument:
Why does God let children die before their parents?
What kind of sick entity allows a child to be born only to take it away before it's time leaving it's parents in perpetual agony? Isn't that Hell? And if, as some suggest, that God is punishing us for our sins then he's a son of bitch for callously using the life of a child to get back at it's parents.
They can never answer that one. "
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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This quote is probably apt:
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
However, I never diss someone elses beliefs if they haven't dissed mine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont get it. 
Never Mind  !
xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it."
He's trying to say that god and jesus is real because the Bible said he is.. so i said then that means superman is real because super man is in a book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it.
Never Mind !
xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it."
I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho,  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I dont get it.
Never Mind !
xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.
I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho, "
Did spiderman have a hole on his spidey thinghy then? Oh i say...i must be very niave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont get it.
Never Mind !
xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.
I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho, Did spiderman have a hole on his spidey thinghy then? Oh i say...i must be very niave "
Well, the story ended in the middle, so not a feckin scooby what happened next! I think god might have saved spidey at some point with a bit of kryptonite tho.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I dont get it.
Never Mind !
xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.
I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho, Did spiderman have a hole on his spidey thinghy then? Oh i say...i must be very niave
Well, the story ended in the middle, so not a feckin scooby what happened next! I think god might have saved spidey at some point with a bit of kryptonite tho. "
I have fantasies about Batman, hes now no longer in my wank bank
Was it a kryptonite double ender? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently  "
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real! |
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real! "
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh! |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real! "
of course he is haven't you seen all the status's saying they are god's gift only superman can do the things they promise you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh! "
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit! "
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah! "
Who? Superman? |
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah! "
And there was me believing all these years that he came back to life....now I'm really confused!  |
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!
Who? Superman? "
Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!
Who? Superman?
Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers "
Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts! |
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!
Who? Superman?
Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers
Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts! "
Who's rimming the moomins? |
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"This thread has stolen Batman from my wank bank and has hurt my lil brain.
Oh dear, not to worry, Robin isn't dead... Or god. LolI never fantasise about Robin, he was a Beta male...... "
I did when it Chris O'donnell....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!
Who? Superman?
Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers
Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts!
Who's rimming the moomins? "
The man in the moon! |
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"Im sure ive heard that joke before
Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently
And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!
*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!
Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!
Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!
Who? Superman?
Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers
Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts!
Who's rimming the moomins?
The man in the moon! "
Boom boom......
There's the answer to all the mysteries!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
— George Carlin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Batman could never take spiderman up the arse !
They're from different comics, therefore to believe in one you would have to disbelieve the other, as they would be from two different doctrines.
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"I once got a forum ban for opening a topic and discussing a message i received. Allegedly it was invasion of privacy and it got removed. Clearly my face didnt fit.
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Psstt - I doubt this message was real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a forum ban for opening a topic and discussing a message i received. Allegedly it was invasion of privacy and it got removed. Clearly my face didnt fit.
Psstt - I doubt this message was real "
You would be surprised !
I think myself and the OP may have had similar experiences with The Almighty (or at least his representative in Fabland) |
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"Writing science fiction for about a penny a word is no way to make a living, If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion."
L. Ron Hubbard...founder of the Church of Scientology...when he died in 1986 had a net worth of $600m
Enough said!!!!!
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"Batman could never take spiderman up the arse !
They're from different comics, therefore to believe in one you would have to disbelieve the other, as they would be from two different doctrines.
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Alternate universes silly....do you not watch Fringe?  |
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In a way we do have eternal life. The matter we are made from has always existed from the beginning of time and will always exist. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, it can only change form. Religion is hilarious. people always seem to forget that religion is "faith" based and start talking about it as though it were an absolute fact. think everyone will enjoy this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual "
I am indeedio! But i am no fan of comic books or religion! I prefer fact to fiction. I'm more of a logical person..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had a message of someone promoting God, Here is the convo! Ha!
Person: Do you believe in God.
Me: Nope He Don't Exsist
Person: He does, He's in all of us,
Me: How come you prove this,
Person: From the Bible, It tells us how to sent Jesus for all our sins.
Me: So the bible says he's real?
Person: Yes is does.
Me: Superman is in a book be he aint real?
Person: Superman is a fictional charactor.
Me: But he's in a book, Your saying god is real because the Bible says so, and the bible is a book.. Correct?
Person: Yes the bible is a book. A book of God.
Me: And Marvel Comic is also a book, and also a book of Superman, Spider man, The incredicel Hulk, Captain America, Dare Devil and Bat man. I dont see them flying around. Do you?
Person: You shouldn't question god!
Me: You shouldn't believe in a person who is in a book where there is no evidence of there exsistance. All religion is for is so 24 year old virgins like yourself can hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them eternal life. when infact there is no such things as eternal life. .
I think he quit after that! Pmsl!!"
Classic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual
I am indeedio! But i am no fan of comic books or religion! I prefer fact to fiction. I'm more of a logical person..
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I didn't mean it in that way.
I meant that I have had similar messages and a couple of bi guys I know have too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if i am made in image of god... what are the dinosaurs made of??? that usually messes them up at the door "
I will have to use this one more often! Ha! I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual
I am indeedio! But i am no fan of comic books or religion! I prefer fact to fiction. I'm more of a logical person..
I didn't mean it in that way.
I meant that I have had similar messages and a couple of bi guys I know have too."
Ohhh My Bad .. Not with it today! Very stressful housing hunting and job hunting! Ha! |
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