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So are you lot aways ready for action?
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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Smooth pussy/balls
Freshly washed hair.
Ladies walking round in sussies n stockings.
Guys all smelling nice in clean white Calvins?
Or do you let your self go a bit when you havent got a meet sorted...go on.....i wont tell anyone.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me!
Ok I confess - at times I look and feel like a bag of crap!
Usually the morning after a night on the jaegerbombs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am usually covered in sawdust, in tatty clothes with superglue stained black on most of my fingers... but I scrub up OK when going out 
it's cold here, but being a gentleman I wont say what J is wearing this evening! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me!
Ok I confess - at times I look and feel like a bag of crap!
Usually the morning after a night on the jaegerbombs! "
Ive lost three weekends on Jagerbombs, so have switched to Tequila, i now only lose a day here n there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I travel a lot I'm always 'ready for action' as you put it. I'm no stranger to nipping to a meets loo for a quick freshen up. Baby wipes, deodorant and aftershave in the car along with condoms. Just in case I get lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always shaved....but only cause I can't stand not being
As for the rest.. showered and hair washed daily
but I don't sit around ready to meet (despite many on here clearly thinking we all do)  "
Same hear, shave legs, under arms and foo foo every day!! Can't stand the feel of re growth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always shaved....but only cause I can't stand not being
As for the rest.. showered and hair washed daily
but I don't sit around ready to meet (despite many on here clearly thinking we all do)
Same hear, shave legs, under arms and foo foo every day!! Can't stand the feel of re growth "
*here* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then? "
If im not meeting then yes I let the bush grown and my legs I am fair anyway so can get away with it but always do my pits x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then? "
Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?
Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up."
I epilate everywhere, but i sometimes just cant be arsed whatsoever.....so let my leg hair grow a bit, not quite to loo brush length though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?
Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up.I epilate everywhere, but i sometimes just cant be arsed whatsoever.....so let my leg hair grow a bit, not quite to loo brush length though "
Great insulation or the winter too x |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?
Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up.I epilate everywhere, but i sometimes just cant be arsed whatsoever.....so let my leg hair grow a bit, not quite to loo brush length though
Great insulation or the winter too x"
I hadnt thought of that! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then? "
All the time! I don't have much hair on my legs and sensitive skin at times. I only do them when they are going on show. But don't tell anyone, you did promise. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?
All the time! I don't have much hair on my legs and sensitive skin at times. I only do them when they are going on show. But don't tell anyone, you did promise."
My lips (smooth at the moment) are sealed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.
It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.
I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.
It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.
I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy."
I kinda like the pleasure /pain epilating my muff gives me.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.
It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.
I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy.I kinda like the pleasure /pain epilating my muff gives me.... "
It's not the pain of it, (no pleasure for me); that's bad but tolerable.
It's more, well I'm kinda fleshy down there and there are some parts of one's body one doesn't want pinched and
jammed in an epila tor.
Trust me on this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a fair bit OCD when it comes to keeping things trimmed/shaved & pristine meet lined up or not.... I dislike having a "dishevelled feeling".Not dishevelled just furry.
I make myself late for work (sometimes) getting rid of "dishevelled" lil' sis "furry"   Work is more important than a furry foo foo, i plait mine if i have the time, saves pissy flaps "
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.
It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.
I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy.I kinda like the pleasure /pain epilating my muff gives me....
It's not the pain of it, (no pleasure for me); that's bad but tolerable.
It's more, well I'm kinda fleshy down there and there are some parts of one's body one doesn't want pinched and
jammed in an epila tor.
Trust me on this. "
Youch!!! Ok...im trusting you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol no im guilty of letting myself go.. i get long time gaps (3 weeks) between meets.
Shower daily at least once though hair is always clean, wouldnt take more than an hour to shave/apply makeup etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.
Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.
Such a magical picture.
That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.
I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may never be meet-ready again.
Feel ready for the knackers yard this morning.
Is voluntary euthanasia still illegal here?"
oo sorry to here you lost your mo jo xxx you need vitamins get the well woman ones from supermarket they pick me right up and after 5 days you will see a difference xxx get that MO JO BACK XXXXX  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With a few letters behind my name, it is my duty and responsibility to project a professional image at work, so I would like to believe I always look "polished".
I am shag-ready for those who like their ladies "natural"! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smooth pussy/balls
Freshly washed hair.
Ladies walking round in sussies n stockings.
Guys all smelling nice in clean white Calvins?
Or do you let your self go a bit when you havent got a meet sorted...go on.....i wont tell anyone. "
wouldnt go as far as let msyelf go, some things i do for myself in day to day life, like my nails are always done, i get my eyes brows waxed regular, i do my hair and light make up when i go shopping, etc, my legs and arm pits are waxed every 4 to 6 weeks but i have to be honest i dont shave my muff unless i have a meet
So something i do as day to day living because i like to look my best wether im on a meet or going to work.shopping, things like shaving my bits i do when needed, i see no point or reason to do it every day if im going 3 weeks between meets |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I may never be meet-ready again.
Feel ready for the knackers yard this morning.
Is voluntary euthanasia still illegal here?"
Just another 5 days or so and it will start to feel better. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.
Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.
Such a magical picture.
That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.
I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.
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The image of the long johns has made me think of you as Mr Edwards from Little House on the Prairie. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.
Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.
Such a magical picture.
That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.
I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.
The image of the long johns has made me think of you as Mr Edwards from Little House on the Prairie."
That Nelly Olsen was a little bitch |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.
Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.
Such a magical picture.
That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.
I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.
The image of the long johns has made me think of you as Mr Edwards from Little House on the Prairie.
That Nelly Olsen was a little bitch "
I blame her mother. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"There is far too much detail on this thread
But you haven't answered the quetion.
I don't need any prep. I'm good to go
That bag is always with you?"
No that is my day one. My meet bag is ironed and in my boot alongside the biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 weeks post op after hysterectomy no where near ready for a meet had great day Sunday shaved everywhere felt nearly human again now back to feeling like something my cat left on the doorstep, not sure I will ever feel ready to meet again at this rate gone from always ready to never ready grrrr |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"4 weeks post op after hysterectomy no where near ready for a meet had great day Sunday shaved everywhere felt nearly human again now back to feeling like something my cat left on the doorstep, not sure I will ever feel ready to meet again at this rate gone from always ready to never ready grrrr"
Hang in there. It gets better and can open a whole new sexiness in you. |
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