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Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
"Change the name to Uber Meets. | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets. "Or Deliverfoof | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets. "Yes that’s better | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets.
Or Deliverfoof"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | |||
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"I'd order the uniformed variety "You surprise me | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets. "Did somebody say Just Eat lol | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets.
Or Deliverfoof
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"Deliverflange | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets.
Did somebody say Just Eat lol" | |||
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"I'd order the uniformed variety
You surprise me "Always | |||
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"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den... "Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea | |||
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"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...
Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea "But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora | |||
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"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...
Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea
But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora "I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs | |||
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"What would you order though to get a man? Deliver......" Could have compare the mere cock . Com | |||
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"I always assumed my username would be ideal when someone is feeling peckish. " Yes you could do well from this | |||
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"I thought this was going to be like a superlike on Tinder " | |||
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up "Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold! | |||
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up "Thats a good idea | |||
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up
Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold! "Or there was a SUBSTITUTION!  | |||
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up
Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!
Or there was a SUBSTITUTION! "Hahahahah yeah!!! | |||
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"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...
Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea
But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora
I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs "Yes I noticed, they had me pulling off last week when I got back to my hotel lol | |||
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up
Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!
Or there was a SUBSTITUTION!
Hahahahah yeah!!! "Some poor buggar orders dancer and gets me | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets.
Did somebody say Just Eat lol" | |||
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up
Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!
Or there was a SUBSTITUTION! "Sorry but your 12 inch meat feast was unavailable. Please accept 6 lots of 2 inches with olives instead | |||
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"UberFAF DeliverOoooohhh" Love that last one | |||
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"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...
Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea
But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora
I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs
Yes I noticed, they had me pulling off last week when I got back to my hotel lol
"I hope you didn't let your food go cold ha | |||
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"Is Five guys on the menu? Or just dirty fires? " Five guys . Love it | |||
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"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...
Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea
But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora
I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs
Yes I noticed, they had me pulling off last week when I got back to my hotel lol
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"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up
Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold! "Or delivered to the neighbour | |||
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"Is there a returns policy if it’s not what you expected as we know some don’t look like some pics they have in real life "Oh god yeah! Never thought of that. I need to think this through more before I put it into practice. | |||
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"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?" There will be a tick box when you place your order | |||
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"Will there be an option to add more sauce? ". Dirt bird | |||
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"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?" That’s me fucked then | |||
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"Will there be an option to add more sauce?
. Dirt bird "How very dare you...... | |||
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"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance? That’s me fucked then "That would be your app review comment afterwards | |||
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"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance? That’s me fucked then
That would be your app review comment afterwards " well yes I’d be hoping so | |||
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"What would you order though to get a man? Deliver...... Could have compare the mere cock . Com" Did somebody say…..huge meat | |||
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"Let me know when up and running I need to place an order "It’ll be like the secret service. Nobody will order you if I’m running it | |||
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"What would you order though to get a man? Deliver...... Could have compare the mere cock . Com Did somebody say…..huge meat " | |||
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"Let me know when up and running I need to place an order
It’ll be like the secret service. Nobody will order you if I’m running it "Well yes that’s very true. I’ll get my coat | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice " Oh yes. That’s a very good idea! | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice " Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice " 5..... buy 1 get 1 free | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get "You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha "I'm Single, I really am" | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? " Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get "Only if can pretend not to be at home when it arrives | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha
"I'm Single, I really am" "Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get! | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history " Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one? | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get "Might get some disappointing feedback from that | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
Might get some disappointing feedback from that "Haha you’re safe id pick you a good one mwahahahahahahahaha | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one?" That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper! | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha
"I'm Single, I really am"
Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get! "Which flowers do you like Nora  | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one? That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper!" Double whopper! | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one? That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper! Double whopper! "Minus the cheese | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha
"I'm Single, I really am"
Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!
Which flowers do you like Nora "I do like a flavoured gin  | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night "Ah a menu! Good idea | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
Might get some disappointing feedback from that
Haha you’re safe id pick you a good one mwahahahahahahahaha"Yeah. Well let me know who before hand | |||
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"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one? That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper! Double whopper!
Minus the cheese " easy on the mayo! | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
Ah a menu! Good idea "Will it be on ‘Trip advisor’  | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha
"I'm Single, I really am"
Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!
Which flowers do you like Nora
I do like a flavoured gin "Pop that on as a tick box under extras | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night "I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
Might get some disappointing feedback from that
Haha you’re safe id pick you a good one mwahahahahahahahaha
Yeah. Well let me know who before hand "That’s not the idea  | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description "I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description
I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description "I’m volunteering to help with that | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description
I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description
I’m volunteering to help with that "Thought you might | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description
I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description "Pure greed | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha
"I'm Single, I really am"
Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get! "You stitch me up and that's it Nora, your love affair with my boobs are over.... over I tell you! | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description
I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description
I’m volunteering to help with that
Thought you might "Whose first on the Uber list | |||
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"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get
You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha
"I'm Single, I really am"
Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!
You stitch me up and that's it Nora, your love affair with my boobs are over.... over I tell you! ". You’ll get the elite then | |||
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"9 course taster menu please Nora "Bloody hell where am I gonna find 9 elite ones! | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description
I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description
Pure greed "Always | |||
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"9 course taster menu please Nora
Bloody hell where am I gonna find 9 elite ones! "Crack on...... | |||
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"Is there a menu?. Is there a limit on how many delivery a night
I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description
I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description
I’m volunteering to help with that
Thought you might
Whose first on the Uber list "Easy tiger I’m only at the planning stages! | |||
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"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop "Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals? | |||
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"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop
Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?"All together please thank you | |||
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"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop
Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?
All together please thank you "Noted | |||
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"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop
Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?
All together please thank you
Noted " all 3 courses might be the same person though. You know to cut down on cost and all that | |||
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"Can I have dessert before my main course? " No . Silly girl | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course "Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event! | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event! "Ouch!! | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course "Haha we all know what you want for your main course. You may order side dishes yes. | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!
Ouch!! "I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!
Ouch!!
I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs "Sold to the first person who asked! | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!
Ouch!!
I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs "I’ll have the other boob as there’s plenty to go around there! | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!
Ouch!!
I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs
I’ll have the other boob as there’s plenty to go around there! "Haha there is! One each | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!
Ouch!!
I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs
I’ll have the other boob as there’s plenty to go around there!
Haha there is! One each "Call it a sharing platter | |||
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"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu "I’ve got cream and strawberries as an added extra | |||
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"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu "Excellent idea though | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets.
Or Deliverfoof"I'd like this one please | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Change the name to Uber Meets.
Or Deliverfoof
I'd like this one please "Is there a particular foof you’d like to order or would you like a surprise foof? | |||
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"Not in " What if someone orders you? | |||
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"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu
Excellent idea though "On the table you get then | |||
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"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu
Excellent idea though
On the table you get then "You’d need a lot of bloody food to cover me! Best you get 2 trolleys at Tesco’s! | |||
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"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu
Excellent idea though
On the table you get then
You’d need a lot of bloody food to cover me! Best you get 2 trolleys at Tesco’s! "Mini eggs | |||
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"What about a bulk order? "I’m sure we can arrange a discount madam | |||
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"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu
Excellent idea though
On the table you get then
You’d need a lot of bloody food to cover me! Best you get 2 trolleys at Tesco’s!
Mini eggs "Haha | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
"Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot? | |||
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"Are we allowed to order an ‘appetiser’ as well as a ‘main course’..? ;-)" Haha you can order whatever you would like (as long as they are willing) best add that bit before the thread takes a different turn | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?"Hahaha. Hmmmm not sure about that one! I’ll hire some sexy drivers to keep them hot | |||
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"What about a bulk order? "Would I fit under that heading | |||
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"What about a bulk order?
Would I fit under that heading "hahaha | |||
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"Mine would be called: Instafuckboy Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto "Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys! | |||
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"Mine would be called: Instafuckboy Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto "I've already launched Instagran. Mature ladies at your fingertips. | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Did somebody say Just Eat lol"• Seeing that I'm a 'nipple' man we should call it "Just Teats". | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?"This is getting dark  | |||
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"Mine would be called: Instafuckboy Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto
Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys! "I seem to be unable to *cries in japanese* | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?
This is getting dark "You've seen the ending of Seven right? | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?
This is getting dark
You've seen the ending of Seven right? "You did order head after all. | |||
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"Mine would be called: Instafuckboy Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto
Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys!
I seem to be unable to *cries in japanese*" | |||
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"Are we taking side dishes too? I know what I want for my main course
Haha we all know what you want for your main course. You may order side dishes yes. "But they have to be willing right? That discounts nearly everyone | |||
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"Mine would be called: Instafuckboy Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto
Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys!
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"What about a bulk order?
Would I fit under that heading "I definitely would...  | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?
This is getting dark
You've seen the ending of Seven right?
You did order head after all. " | |||
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"If we could order a fab member for delivery
Business idea?
(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)
Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?
This is getting dark
You've seen the ending of Seven right?
You did order head after all. " | |||
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"Not in What if someone orders you?" Then they are out of luck | |||
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"Not in What if someone orders you? Then they are out of luck " I shall mark you as out of stock | |||
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"Not in What if someone orders you? Then they are out of luck I shall mark you as out of stock " Yes please | |||
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"Can I please be number 69 on the menu "Sweet and sour chicken? | |||
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"Can I please be number 69 on the menu
Sweet and sour chicken? "Sweet with a side of sauce | |||
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"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol" All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu | |||
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"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu "Done | |||
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"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu
Done "I think you could be a popular choice with the ladies | |||
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"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu
Done
I think you could be a popular choice with the ladies "Thank you very much. Would love to be ordered I would definitely be a good boy on arrival too | |||
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"How about Go Daddy for the more discerning lol" That's a totally different service that nerds avoiding | |||
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"Seems a lot of guys wanting to be on the menu but not many ladies looking to order lol" Haha more for the rest of us | |||
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"Can I ask the owners recommendation? I like a little spice, what’re, or should I say who’re you advising me to order Nora? Haha! " Oh goodness I couldn’t possibly name names. I reckon you’d get some orders though | |||
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"How about Go Daddy for the more discerning lol That's a totally different service that nerds avoiding " Haha yeah my business my rules. No daddy stuff on my watch | |||
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"Seems a lot of guys wanting to be on the menu but not many ladies looking to order lol Haha more for the rest of us "I’m not complaining lol. Just hoping there are a few ladies looking to order from the menu | |||
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"Ive had a few 1st messages stating of the likes of 'send an uber to me, I'll come and fuck you' " Oh no this will have a more classy feel. There’ll be none of that malarkey or they’ll be struck off the books. | |||
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"*still out of stock*" | |||
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