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Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone? |
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"You would do better with any pictures on your profile, a nice upper torso picture in a nice shirt or similar
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I have done this in the past. Even with creative studio lighting.... Didn't make a difference. I have actually done alright on here, especially on past profiles but I initiated the conversation each time and sent pics. I guess my post is more satire than it is looking for advice |
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I like a profile with pics on, doesn’t have to be hundreds but a couple would make the difference on whether I would message or not, equally agree dick pics are rarely attractive (but always good to know what’s on offer lol) |
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"Just one Dick pic in private is enough. I believe most ladies don’t want to see loads of different angled dick pics"
Yeah that used to be the case but I even deleted that. What about the photoshop option? I could put Boris hair on my Johnson... get it? |
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"I propose a pic of ya cd collection first"
I actually have a massive cd collection. So big that it won't fit in my camera frame, even with a wide angle... That'll get the ladies going!
I read your message about the custom les Paul as well and don't know why but instantly thought: this guy is into good music |
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I love music, it's been my crutch at the worst of times, every significant momment in my life can be related to by music.
Music wise ,it's very very eclectic, currently on a Stoner metal trip |
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"I love music, it's been my crutch at the worst of times, every significant momment in my life can be related to by music.
Music wise ,it's very very eclectic, currently on a Stoner metal trip "
Yeah me too and love all genres. I can't think about life without music. Been he one constant for as long as I can remember. The only media that gives me goosebumps.
Stoner metal sounds interesting. Any band recommendations? I make music with a sampler so always looking for new music. Currently into psychedelic jazz and found my Dad's Neil Young collection which is awesome! |
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"I love music, it's been my crutch at the worst of times, every significant momment in my life can be related to by music.
Music wise ,it's very very eclectic, currently on a Stoner metal trip
Yeah me too and love all genres. I can't think about life without music. Been he one constant for as long as I can remember. The only media that gives me goosebumps.
Stoner metal sounds interesting. Any band recommendations? I make music with a sampler so always looking for new music. Currently into psychedelic jazz and found my Dad's Neil Young collection which is awesome!"
I have been creating on reaper with samples haha.
As for band suggestions .
Tool,sleep,neurosis sabbath,black label society and stoned jesus will get you started
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A lot of women in the forums have said the first thing they do when they receive a message is look at the profile.
If there are no pics or little effort in the bio they don't even open the message and just delete unread so it wouldn't matter what it contained or how good the attached pics were. |
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"The only way to get some on here is to wave your penis at people all seductive like and see who takes the bait.
You're welcome."
Wow lol that’s naughty
Anyway mine is out as we speak and waving. Check my pictures out if you don’t believe me ha  |
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"I love music, it's been my crutch at the worst of times, every significant momment in my life can be related to by music.
Music wise ,it's very very eclectic, currently on a Stoner metal trip
Yeah me too and love all genres. I can't think about life without music. Been he one constant for as long as I can remember. The only media that gives me goosebumps.
Stoner metal sounds interesting. Any band recommendations? I make music with a sampler so always looking for new music. Currently into psychedelic jazz and found my Dad's Neil Young collection which is awesome!I have been creating on reaper with samples haha.
As for band suggestions .
Tool,sleep,neurosis sabbath,black label society and stoned jesus will get you started
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Yeah i used reaper and cubase a bit back. Liked them but made the transition to hardware and now use an mpc.
I've heard of tool and stoned Jesus but will check the others out. Thanks! |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?"
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap |
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"The only way to get some on here is to wave your penis at people all seductive like and see who takes the bait.
You're welcome."
Ahh if only I could master the seductive penis wave you girls would be putty in my hand |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap"
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website"
I'm doing fine on here tbh |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh"
Swing and a miss |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss"
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me? "
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding "
You told him there were better ways of promoting himself and he simply replied that he was doing ok on here so why would he need a better way of promoting himself? He chose to bunt rather than waste energy swinging. |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding "
No one gives a crap if your photos are copyrighted |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding
You told him there were better ways of promoting himself and he simply replied that he was doing ok on here so why would he need a better way of promoting himself? He chose to bunt rather than waste energy swinging. "
A better way of promoting yourself meaning a better way of promotion as a photographer. I'm talking about me not him. I have no idea whether he's a photographer or not... Well I kinda do by the terrible editing on his profile pic but I wasn't talking about self promotion to get dates, self promotion to get work as a photographer |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding
You told him there were better ways of promoting himself and he simply replied that he was doing ok on here so why would he need a better way of promoting himself? He chose to bunt rather than waste energy swinging.
A better way of promoting yourself meaning a better way of promotion as a photographer. I'm talking about me not him. I have no idea whether he's a photographer or not... Well I kinda do by the terrible editing on his profile pic but I wasn't talking about self promotion to get dates, self promotion to get work as a photographer "
Hopefully an improvement on your self promotion on here  |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding
You told him there were better ways of promoting himself and he simply replied that he was doing ok on here so why would he need a better way of promoting himself? He chose to bunt rather than waste energy swinging.
A better way of promoting yourself meaning a better way of promotion as a photographer. I'm talking about me not him. I have no idea whether he's a photographer or not... Well I kinda do by the terrible editing on his profile pic but I wasn't talking about self promotion to get dates, self promotion to get work as a photographer "
Terrible editing. Omg someone hurt you I'm guessing. Please tell me how making a 20 second crop and paste image of cartoon glasses above a penis needs so much attention? |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding
No one gives a crap if your photos are copyrighted"
Is this another bunt? And I give a crap. Think all photographers do. Why you have watermarks or metadata embedded into your images. You ever think you should not comment on things you don't understand? |
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"Am I going wrong by not having a close up cock shot on my profile image? When i scroll down the forums I realise just how many guys do this... and when I read women's profiles there's a hell of a lot of girls that state they don't want to be sent cock pics meaning they must get bombarded with them.
I mean I'm a photographer and quite a dab hand with photoshop so could prob do a quite creative one. Maybe with a little face or even make it look the size of my torso. Instead I've opted for no pic and to send photos of me to the girls I message. I do this to protect my identity and from experience, women never message first as they don't need to. But working in the photographic field means I judge images on aesthetic and imo cocks are uggggly! All veiny with saggy balls hanging all over the place. Vaginas are a lot more compact and organised, but even then, I don't find them that nice to look at. Am I alone in this thinking? Or should I be showing my johnson to everyone?
I love how "photographers" either have no photos at all or the ones they have are crap
Strange thing to love... I wonder how many photographers put their work on a website which has had issues surrounding copyright. Also an intellectual penis nose like yourself should know that there's better ways to promote yourself, like a website
I'm doing fine on here tbh
Swing and a miss pardon me?
Read the comments back. You said you love photographers who have no pics. I gave reasons why I don't put my work on here, having no reason to promote myself as a tog. Then you replied by saying you do fine on here which has no relevance to the conversation. Hence why I made the baseball reference of swing and a miss which is an idiom of you not understanding
You told him there were better ways of promoting himself and he simply replied that he was doing ok on here so why would he need a better way of promoting himself? He chose to bunt rather than waste energy swinging.
A better way of promoting yourself meaning a better way of promotion as a photographer. I'm talking about me not him. I have no idea whether he's a photographer or not... Well I kinda do by the terrible editing on his profile pic but I wasn't talking about self promotion to get dates, self promotion to get work as a photographer
Terrible editing. Omg someone hurt you I'm guessing. Please tell me how making a 20 second crop and paste image of cartoon glasses above a penis needs so much attention? "
What a strange thing to say... no one hurt me. Having an opinion on how bad your editing is doesn't mean I was hurt, it means your editing is bad. Again, I think you are commenting on things you don't understand. Like what cropping has to do with anything in that image. To crop is to resize not cut out. |
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