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"to your right hand is going up your bottom .
What is it "Loo brush  | |||
"to your right hand is going up your bottom .
What is it
Loo brush "Oh dear | |||
soft and fluffy  | |||
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"A fleecy blanket soft and fluffy "Can we share Babs | |||
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"A fleecy blanket soft and fluffy
Can we share Babs "Sounds like a plan. When are you free? | |||
hiya cheeky | |||
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"Maltesers " They won’t look any different when they pop out then | |||
"to your right hand is going up your bottom .
What is it "Relived now I went for the iPhone Mini when I upgraded last….  | |||
"A fleecy blanket soft and fluffy
Can we share Babs "Of course, pick Donis up on your way | |||
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"My cat Gary "..poor Gary | |||
"Maltesers " Storage location for your sweets x | |||
"Pint glass "Is it full | |||
"Pint glass "Better go watch 1 man 1 jar first eye bleach will be in need | |||
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"My cat Gary "Oh no, Gary’s gonna get it | |||
"Maltesers " Out of mars bars? | |||
"My cat Gary
..poor Gary "She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp! | |||
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It may bring a new meaning to be "a hot woman" | |||
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"A fleecy blanket soft and fluffy
Can we share Babs
Sounds like a plan. When are you free? "Right now, I’ll just get Babs  | |||
"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp! "I think I just clenched | |||
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"My cat Gary
..poor Gary "Gary up the Gary. | |||
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"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched "I know I am | |||
"Oh Christ,an electric radiator!
It may bring a new meaning to be "a hot woman"" | |||
"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched "Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs | |||
"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched
Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs "It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote | |||
"A bottle of nail polish hiya cheeky "Oooooooooooooooooffffffffttttttttt DC. Waves | |||
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"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched
Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs
It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote "I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller | |||
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"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched
Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs
It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote
I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller "You’ll have to remove it first | |||
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"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched
Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs
It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote
I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller
You’ll have to remove it first "I’m clenching | |||
"But I'm holding my phone in my right hand...." We’ll see you later then | |||
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"A hammer " | |||
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"A wall "How’s that going in | |||
"16” MacBook Pro "This could be worth a watch | |||
"A hammer
"I’ll try the handle end first | |||
"to your right hand is going up your bottom .
What is it "Your profile. | |||
"A hammer "Thor | |||
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"My cat Gary
..poor Gary
She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!
I think I just clenched
Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs
It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote
I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller
You’ll have to remove it first
I’m clenching " | |||
"A computer monitor "Photo please | |||
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"16” MacBook Pro
This could be worth a watch "Prime time Saturday night viewing. Who needs that boxing match later huh | |||
"A hammer
I’ll try the handle end first " | |||
"Well it's small and a reasonable shape so no problem slipping it up, but I really wanted to paint my nails with that varnish " | |||
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. I’m off to get my Xbox controller back | |||
"Can of monster "What's that coming out of your bum? Is it a Monster? | |||
LvM | |||
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I’ve heard of being torn a new arsehole but that’s on a whole different plane of f’ked up! | |||
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"A 2ft high glass vase
I’ve heard of being torn a new arsehole but that’s on a whole different plane of f’ked up! "I shall send you flowers my friend,might take the edge off it | |||
"to your right hand is going up your bottom .
What is it "My laptop is a little too big to go in my rectum I feel | |||
"A sky remote. And I’m actually using it to change channels,not as a measuring device " | |||
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"A 2 pint bierkeller glass tankard "That’s going to hurt | |||
"A hammer
I’ll try the handle end first "Coward!  | |||
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"A Mitsubishi L200 "You could start with the gearstick, or maybe the towbar | |||
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"A Mitsubishi L200
You could start with the gearstick, or maybe the towbar " | |||
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NBVN x | |||
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