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Ladies... Is this acceptable behaviour?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Last night Carlos came down stairs to find Mrs fandangos doing her nails at the dining room table,her toe nails, this is the same table the Fandangos family eat at.
She was cleaning underneath her big toe with an orange stick.
Is this normal behaviour from the female of the species, is Carlos liable to encounter more of this type of thing?
Carlos needs to know before he decides what punishment fits the crime.
Carlos.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Could be worse. Mr Fandagos could have walked in to see Mrs Fandagos with her foot in her mouth and biting her toenails off and spitting them across the room.
Mr Fandagos should think himself lucky.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could be worse. Mr Fandagos could have walked in to see Mrs Fandagos with her foot in her mouth and biting her toenails off and spitting them across the room.
Mr Fandagos should think himself lucky. "
That normally happens in the bedroom, she seems to think it's sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest I’m impressed she was able to get it up there for that long
We haven't established how high the table is."
It's a standard table from oak furniture land and I think I may need to burn it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you mean she had her foot on the table?
Yes, her Hobbit feet were on the dining table while she levered out loads of filth.
Divorce her now."
Looks like there could be an opening for a new Mrs Fandangos soon.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She’s definitely a keeper!
If she can put her leg up on the table and do her toes the woman is a legend  "
She was sitting on a chair at the time, now Carlos is wondering how she's so flexible. |
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"Could be worse. Mr Fandagos could have walked in to see Mrs Fandagos with her foot in her mouth and biting her toenails off and spitting them across the room.
Mr Fandagos should think himself lucky. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's Mrs Fandangos called or do you simply refer to her as Mrs Fandangos all the time?"
Her official title is Margarita, Margarita Fernandez Fandangos.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cleaning of all body parts should be confinedto the bathroom.
Thats it. No discussion required. "
Carlos agrees, and farting, the bathroom, outside or the barn, that's margaritas options from now on. |
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