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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A full body erotic massage would be very nice.  "
Sounds a very good idea. You gave me an idea...I think we should have a separate filter where we can find men who do a good erotic massage. What a great idea! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire!  "
Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you |
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you "
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine "
Now look what you have done... I am salivating...  |
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over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating... "
Passes the Kleenex  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating...
Passes the Kleenex "
it is not Kleenex I need for my lips...;-) |
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating... "
Foam bath chocolate red wine massage and as many orgasms as you can both stand then |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating... "
had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X |
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating...
had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X "
I suffer to a point but started using a white noise generator which does help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you "
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating...
had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X "
Have you tried Melatonin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating...
Passes the Kleenex it is not Kleenex I need for my lips...;-)"
Resisting the temptation to ask which ones |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to."
Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now? "
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!"
Injected with real wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may have to settle for a spicy noodle soup with stir-fried pork and vegetables instead, the only way I can be certain to get something steamy, hot, tasty and wet!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!
Injected with real wine "
It's like you've known me for years!...lol |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!"
Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those"
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating...
had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X Have you tried Melatonin? "
yep. Natural levels are so low that even high injections don't work. Thank fook I enjoy reading lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those"
No......... Could you enlighten us?? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!"
Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
No......... Could you enlighten us??"
I could not because I am only reporting what I was told... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too "
I'm on the verge of giving you my address!...lol |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too
I'm on the verge of giving you my address!...lol"
for sharing sweeties? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would love a long hot soak followed by a massage. I was partying at the weekend and hit the dancefloor for the first time in a long time and I am still aching  It was a fantastic night though and worth the pain now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!
Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too
I'm on the verge of giving you my address!...lolfor sharing sweeties?"
Amongst other things |
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" Nice roast dinner at the carvery, then the waitress jumping on top of me please, well one can live in hope.
If you saw the waitresses at our local carvery, the only place you'd want them jumping is out the window!! 
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Oh Dear! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet.
What is your request for the evening? "
A double box of sicilian lemon cheesecake made by GU
PROMISE i will only eat the one. |
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet.
What is your request for the evening?
A double box of sicilian lemon cheesecake made by GU
PROMISE i will only eat the one. "
They all say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet.
What is your request for the evening?
A double box of sicilian lemon cheesecake made by GU
PROMISE i will only eat the one.
They all say that"
Well they are only little and i aint had anything tasty in my mouth for ages |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy
Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it......."
errr with the best will in the world.... no lol |
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy
Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it.......errr with the best will in the world.... no lol"
You have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to truly appreciate the high points! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy
Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it.......errr with the best will in the world.... no lol
You have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to truly appreciate the high points!"
Actually, having said that there are times when a potato and leek soup just touches the spot... having been on a long walk on a cold autumn day like yesterday... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like my car to be repaired and back on the road. With a new exhaust system (preferably stainless steel) and a new fuel tank.
Failing that... uh, a pair of Louboutins.
A lovely long massage and a fuck would do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger "
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol |
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol"
FFS the man has man flu grant him is last request |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week? "
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol
FFS the man has man flu grant him is last request "
I offered 2/4. What the feck are you offering, huh?
Feel free to do better. After all, as a man, you should understand the needs of a man with man-flu better than me.
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol
FFS the man has man flu grant him is last request
I offered 2/4. What the feck are you offering, huh?
Feel free to do better. After all, as a man, you should understand the needs of a man with man-flu better than me.
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No you'll be fine, not going near manful it kills you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse "
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions  |
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
Revenge it is then
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions "
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions "
That is a pucker remedy. Do you have any left? |
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions "
I believe burger sauce was mentioned at one point! Oh and gherkins....
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish
In this weather are you mad man "
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions
I believe burger sauce was mentioned at one point! Oh and gherkins....
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Bugger me I forgot about that. I'm not that daft after all then |
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish
In this weather are you mad man
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol"
You after a new bag Ryan...?
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish
In this weather are you mad man
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol"
Ask cute to sort it |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish
In this weather are you mad man
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol
You after a new bag Ryan...?
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Mine does get a bit of abuse to be fair |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"*is now off to bed with the hot water bottle, since there were no takers*"
Send it my way and don't forget the lemsip. It will only take you an hour or so to jog down the road with them (if you remove those pesky clogs first) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*is now off to bed with the hot water bottle, since there were no takers*
Send it my way and don't forget the lemsip. It will only take you an hour or so to jog down the road with them (if you remove those pesky clogs first)"
Too late, it's making my bed all snuggly now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clogs are currently being used in lieu of axle stands. Very solid and stable
Unlike that safety equipment you appear to be sporting in your avatar"
What are you on about? Rubber of an appropriate thickness, steel support struts and airbags.
Very safety conscious, me.
Everything stayed where it was put. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to have my cake and eat it
i make an ok chocolate cake "
More than ok!!!
Must have been to get me in a bloody mankini!!!
Oh - and I'd like Rihanna sent to my penthouse suite, smothered in warm chocolate and with a strange inability to say 'no' or 'not there you deviant!!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot stone massage followed by naughty all over massage whilst offering her chilli chocolate and wine.. It's all about pleasing the lady
Pm me if you have a job vacancy for a naughty masseur x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I please have some Christian louboutins!!! I'm on my 4 day break much as I would love a huge bath with champers chocolates n flowers I'm happy to leave that till next week ha ha ha |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hot stone massage followed by naughty all over massage whilst offering her chilli chocolate and wine.. It's all about pleasing the lady
Pm me if you have a job vacancy for a naughty masseur x"
If you have the hot stones and the right oils then you can keep the chocolate and wine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As yet none of my treats have arrived Very sad now
I need a treat but all I can think of are food and drink treats I can't have, which makes me want a treat even more.
I want junk food and cakes I can't have. I have new perfume. I don't need makeup. A manicure is out.
I do want a shag but without all the associated hassle.
I've forgotten how to reward myself other than with food. No wonder I'm a lardarse.
Feeling hard done by
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As yet none of my treats have arrived Very sad now
I need a treat but all I can think of are food and drink treats I can't have, which makes me want a treat even more.
I want junk food and cakes I can't have. I have new perfume. I don't need makeup. A manicure is out.
I do want a shag but without all the associated hassle.
I've forgotten how to reward myself other than with food. No wonder I'm a lardarse.
Feeling hard done by
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Have another glass of water and imagine it's fine wine. Mrkinkywotsit can pop over and give you a hot stone massage. Assuming that two kinkies in the same place don't cancel each other out
I bought red boots and stripy oss shoes today so I can go without a massage. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have the right oils and will find a few pebbles from the garden lol
But seriously it make me so hard massaging, well a naughty one"
KinkyinHants is in greater need. Take your oils, stones and hard message over there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As yet none of my treats have arrived Very sad now
I need a treat but all I can think of are food and drink treats I can't have, which makes me want a treat even more.
I want junk food and cakes I can't have. I have new perfume. I don't need makeup. A manicure is out.
I do want a shag but without all the associated hassle.
I've forgotten how to reward myself other than with food. No wonder I'm a lardarse.
Feeling hard done by
Have another glass of water and imagine it's fine wine. Mrkinkywotsit can pop over and give you a hot stone massage. Assuming that two kinkies in the same place don't cancel each other out
I bought red boots and stripy oss shoes today so I can go without a massage."
In my experience, two kinkies together very rarely cancel each other out
Maybe I'll do a bit of an online shop for shoes or something tomorrow.
The taps here are failing to give me tequila flavoured water. It's a conspiracy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out.
I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet.
I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff !"
My lady bits are usually smooth and lovely thanyouverymuch. I keep them waxed to avoid any unsightliness. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out.
I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet.
I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff !
My lady bits are usually smooth and lovely thanyouverymuch. I keep them waxed to avoid any unsightliness."
It was the post apocalyptic patchiness vision lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out.
I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet.
I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff !
My lady bits are usually smooth and lovely thanyouverymuch. I keep them waxed to avoid any unsightliness.
It was the post apocalyptic patchiness vision lol"
More sparse than patchy. Looks a bit daft rather than bad.
Waxed is better. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you sure it's not alopecia? Is the hair around your nipples the same ? "
If it fell out by itself I wouldn't have to spend a fortune having it painfully ripped out by the roots every 5-6 weeks, you muppet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeeze - I turn away for a day and we have moved from treats to hairy nipples....? You guys are full of surprises...;-)
Kinky most certainly is. !!!"
You don't know the half of it 
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Jeeze - I turn away for a day and we have moved from treats to hairy nipples....? You guys are full of surprises...;-)
Kinky most certainly is. !!!
You don't know the half of it
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With you involved..... I can only imagine tons of fun |
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