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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I may have been late with the last 2 or 3 orders but I'll get to ye folks

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Was just about to say that's 1 Guinness and a special bourbon and I'm all caught up

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By *illingToHelpMan  over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore

Can I have a heavily peated whiskey with a splash of ginger ale, please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh, I’ve got you two handsome blokes all to myself …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make that three

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By *ocktailSausage-Man  over a year ago

Cheshire

I’ll have a rum and please

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a heavily peated whiskey with a splash of ginger ale, please?"
could I suggest powers 3 swallow good sir??

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Make that three "
you'll have a great night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fireball plse

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Make that three "
ohh you might be in trouble my Celt sister,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I’ll have a rum and please "
would you like to try the deadhead Sir , I opened it for someone earlier.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. "
finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Fireball plse "
I have a bottle of it here sir or would you rather we try make it up with real whisky,

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Flan I knew I shouldn’t have had chillies with my pizza ffs

Can I have a cranberry juice barman

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast "
one of the finest jameson whiskeys

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

"

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Flan I knew I shouldn’t have had chillies with my pizza ffs

Can I have a cranberry juice barman"

coming right up sir

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast one of the finest jameson whiskeys "
their new, ish Black barrel is very nice, smooth, I might have one myself now ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Americano please as feeling tired

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast one of the finest jameson whiskeys their new, ish Black barrel is very nice, smooth, I might have one myself now ya know. "
must try that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr bar tender are op for the night, may I have your finest hand pull, only because that's all I seem to be doing myself these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whiskey straight pls, put it on my Tab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar "

Your a pint of Guinness

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

By the end of the night I'll have a donkeys bollox please it may kill me or cure me

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

Your a pint of Guinness "

ninjas get Saki Mr W

Them are the rules

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

Your a pint of Guinness "

we do the when one of the lads asks for a pint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well if there's room for a small one, could I please have a mineral water with a slice of lime x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Mr bar tender are op for the night, may I have your finest hand pull, only because that's all I seem to be doing myself these days "
is that an Ale,??

Not my area of expertise but I have a few in the fridges,, otherwise I'll pull a guinness with your initials on it, lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, "

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Americano please as feeling tired "
I got some great beans freshly grind earlier, coming right up

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Whiskey straight pls, put it on my Tab "
you got it good sir, what you fancy

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Well if there's room for a small one, could I please have a mineral water with a slice of lime x"
madam you can have anything you may like,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! "

,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol "

armchair stool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Americano please as feeling tired I got some great beans freshly grind earlier, coming right up"

Oh and some nuts if you have them ….. roasted please Mr bartender

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a windmill, a kite, a sledge & a couple of 25kg lead weights please.

And an old fashioned with bourbon of your choice...

Plus one for yourself my good man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool "

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire..

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.."

ahhh lol

, but where is the dog,,

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast "

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Americano please as feeling tired I got some great beans freshly grind earlier, coming right up

Oh and some nuts if you have them ….. roasted please Mr bartender "

I Deffo got nuts,

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Refill over here too please BarKeep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W

Them are the rules

"

Ninja?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?"

leinster

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?"

Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin

They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W

Them are the rules

Ninja?"

yes Ninja, a fab user who lurks in the shadows, (i.e) no profile pic

They get Saki,,

Also their a bring your fridge out front for them as they are welcome but restrictions apply,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W

Them are the rules

Ninja? yes Ninja, a fab user who lurks in the shadows, (i.e) no profile pic

They get Saki,,

Also their a bring your fridge out front for them as they are welcome but restrictions apply,, "

I don't like saki can I have coffee instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol

, but where is the dog,,

"

you are taljing to him at the bar! woof.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?

Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin

They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s,"

I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar

Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W

Them are the rules

Ninja? yes Ninja, a fab user who lurks in the shadows, (i.e) no profile pic

They get Saki,,

Also their a bring your fridge out front for them as they are welcome but restrictions apply,,

I don't like saki can I have coffee instead "

ill have to leave out a DIY coffee machine over the fridge in the morning,,

But I'll allow you coffee tonight.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?

Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin

They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s,

I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. "

it should be in your nearest good Offi,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol

, but where is the dog,,

you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. "

I think you need coffee, loads of coffee

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Glayvar, no ice please fella

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"

Refill over here too please BarKeep "

remind me sexy lady, what's your fancy again.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar.

Feel a sexy time coming on.

Keep them both in the fridge.

Both needed for sexual purposes, later.

How about a Michelob larger for now.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"

Refill over here too please BarKeep "

slimline???

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?

Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin

They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s,

I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. it should be in your nearest good Offi, "

I prefer to dink a drink in it country of origin.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar.

Feel a sexy time coming on.

Keep them both in the fridge.

Both needed for sexual purposes, later.

How about a Michelob larger for now.

"

Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??

Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast

May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?

Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin

They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s,

I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. it should be in your nearest good Offi,

I prefer to dink a drink in it country of origin. "

, you know that Stella ain't Belgian any more

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Glayvar, no ice please fella "
ahhh a whisky liqueur , coming right up sir.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol

, but where is the dog,,

you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. I think you need coffee, loads of coffee"

...some sugar water wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks OP

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar.

Feel a sexy time coming on.

Keep them both in the fridge.

Both needed for sexual purposes, later.

How about a Michelob larger for now.

Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??

Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later, "

And the fizz on the clit?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol

, but where is the dog,,

you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. I think you need coffee, loads of coffee

...some sugar water wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks OP "

with the coffee

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar.

Feel a sexy time coming on.

Keep them both in the fridge.

Both needed for sexual purposes, later.

How about a Michelob larger for now.

Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??

Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,

And the fizz on the clit?"

I have that on ice for already, shut when needed,

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Glayvar, no ice please fella "

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America. "

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar.

Feel a sexy time coming on.

Keep them both in the fridge.

Both needed for sexual purposes, later.

How about a Michelob larger for now.

Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??

Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,

And the fizz on the clit? I have that on ice for already, shut when needed, "

Thank you, sure the lady will too.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then "

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please may I have an iced water with lemon? Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a drink now?

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Pint of dark fruit strongbow please x

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Refill over here too please BarKeep slimline??? "

Rhubabr gin, slimline and ice, please and thank you... oh, and double if not too much trouble

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?"

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?"

Guinness then shorts for me!

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"

Refill over here too please BarKeep slimline???

Rhubabr gin, slimline and ice, please and thank you... oh, and double if not too much trouble "

Please be careful, if you keep drinking doubles Yiu might take your knickers off and twirl them above your head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would love to have an espresso martini please

NBVN x

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?

Guinness then shorts for me!"

The black stuff is a tad heavy for me. But partial to a cocktail if the innkeep could mix them for us!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?

Guinness then shorts for me!

The black stuff is a tad heavy for me. But partial to a cocktail if the innkeep could mix them for us! "

You do regret it in the morning, that's for sure

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a drink now?"
certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar.

Feel a sexy time coming on.

Keep them both in the fridge.

Both needed for sexual purposes, later.

How about a Michelob larger for now.

Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??

Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,

And the fizz on the clit? I have that on ice for already, shut when needed,

Thank you, sure the lady will too. "

here's hoping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a drink now? certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having"

Tap water please

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?"

bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Can I have a drink now? certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having

Tap water please "

saki it is

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I would love to have an espresso martini please

NBVN x"

coming right up madam

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses"

Two unless some ladies would like to partake?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a drink now? certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having

Tap water please saki it is"

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Power is finally back on so I would like...

A Berry Koppaberg over ice with fresh raspberries

A shot of mixed fruit sourz

And a vodka, lemonade and lime please x

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses

Two unless some ladies would like to partake?"

Please make it 3 as the innkeepust be thirsty after his long shirt. But as you say if any of the ladies would like to join 3 young fellas for a swift one and a spot of dancing we would love them to join us.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses

Two unless some ladies would like to partake?

Please make it 3 as the innkeepust be thirsty after his long shirt. But as you say if any of the ladies would like to join 3 young fellas for a swift one and a spot of dancing we would love them to join us. "

The barman deserves a glass!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction!

Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita,

Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool

dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol

, but where is the dog,,

you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. I think you need coffee, loads of coffee

...some sugar water wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks OP with the coffee "

feeling much better OP

hair of the dog

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Glayvar, no ice please fella

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!

Fife is not America.

It's across a body of water! Dissorono then

Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?

Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses

Two unless some ladies would like to partake?

Please make it 3 as the innkeepust be thirsty after his long shirt. But as you say if any of the ladies would like to join 3 young fellas for a swift one and a spot of dancing we would love them to join us.

The barman deserves a glass!"

Yes he does.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Power is finally back on so I would like...

A Berry Koppaberg over ice with fresh raspberries

A shot of mixed fruit sourz

And a vodka, lemonade and lime please x"

the lady is thirsty,, coming right up ma'am

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Where's my Guinness

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Aren't we all on shots yet???

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Where's my Guinness "
first served my man, tune in

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"

Aren't we all on shots yet???"

no not yet too early id be in bed too early if i started doing shots now

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"

Aren't we all on shots yet???"

I would have thought so 2

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune in"
come on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Australian red wine please . Largest glass you have. Ensure if refills required you have stock .

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday "

Happy birthday, happy birthday ... dodododido...

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday

Happy birthday, happy birthday ... dodododido... "

Thank you x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday "
happy birthday and jagerbombs are my downfall i go buck ape(irish term for going wild) on them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday happy birthday and jagerbombs are my downfall i go buck ape(irish term for going wild) on them "

I'll end up back in the dogs basket

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me "
you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lol"
no im in county limerick where the best pubs are

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are "
ahhh lol,

Your funny my man, very funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Baileys would be appreciated please

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By *rCandPrincessCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge

Sambuca for me please!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are ahhh lol,

Your funny my man, very funny"

my local is the best for Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Baileys would be appreciated please"
haven't got baileys but do have Irish cream from Christmas

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Evening Barman

Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton

Baileys on ice please x something creamy

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton


"Evening Barman

Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late"

Sorry to be so forward Miss but you look incredible not flirting, just saying x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are ahhh lol,

Your funny my man, very funnymy local is the best for Guinness "

in limerick maybe, there are bars in Dublin with direct lines to James Gate,, and nothing comes close,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Evening Barman

Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late"

,, if I stick my fingers in the ice for 3 minutes and shave, will that do WB

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"A Baileys would be appreciated please"
coming right up ma'am

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Sambuca for me please!"
now I havnt served that in years

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Evening Barman

Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late

Sorry to be so forward Miss but you look incredible not flirting, just saying x"

flirt ffs, flirt,,

No point looking if you ain't gonna get caught,,

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Evening Barman

Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late,, if I stick my fingers in the ice for 3 minutes and shave, will that do WB "

Haha you know me too well x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Evening Barman

Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late,, if I stick my fingers in the ice for 3 minutes and shave, will that do WB

Haha you know me too well x"

well you are my oldest friend here, and the only 1 I wanna lift,, (hands free)

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By *hamrock 1888Man  over a year ago

on tour

Could I have a large Blanton's and a bottle of erdinger please

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By *urplechesterCouple  over a year ago

chester

I guess I could squeeze in a little bedtime baileys with ice please Miss pc

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

douglas

Bumboo for me on the rocks

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Could I have a large Blanton's and a bottle of erdinger please"
coming right up my man

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I guess I could squeeze in a little bedtime baileys with ice please Miss pc"
coming right up sexy lady

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Bumboo for me on the rocks "
you got it my man,

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

douglas


"Bumboo for me on the rocks you got it my man, "
my man

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Glenfiddich no ice please kind Sir.

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By *notherGentMan  over a year ago

doncaster

Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Glenfiddich no ice please kind Sir. "
coming right madame

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x"
, you got it,, black cherry do, we had cake earlier,

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By *notherGentMan  over a year ago

doncaster


"Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x, you got it,, black cherry do, we had cake earlier, "

I did mean cherry … but it certainly passes! Haha maybe a little too sweet

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x, you got it,, black cherry do, we had cake earlier,

I did mean cherry … but it certainly passes! Haha maybe a little too sweet "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Double Cointreau and lemonade

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Double Cointreau and lemonade "
last order of the night fast approaching,, coming right up sir

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ll have one of those gins again please good sir x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I’ll have one of those gins again please good sir x"
coming right up madame,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Are ye right now ladies and gentlemen PLEASE,

not saying ye have to go home, but ye sure as Fffk can't stay here, shutters down in 5 minutes, back again tonight 19.00,

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Are ye right now ladies and gentlemen PLEASE,

not saying ye have to go home, but ye sure as Fffk can't stay here, shutters down in 5 minutes, back again tonight 19.00,

"

Can you line me up a sparkling cocktail for later please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 rum and s and pint of Guinness please…… now if it could be served with a flirt with the Mrs and a packet of bacon fries for mr……. We would definitely be willing to tip haha x

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By *notherGentMan  over a year ago

doncaster

Cherry I did mean… but it has definitely sufficed up to this point! x

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

May I have a glass of iced water, a double espresso and a large Redbrest please innkeep?

I need the liquid, some boom and a hair of the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May I have a glass of iced water, a double espresso and a large Redbrest please innkeep?

I need the liquid, some boom and a hair of the dog. "

Bit early for me after a night on the cocktails, but a triple espresso and an ice water would be superb

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I missed happy hour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I missed happy hour. "

If your willing to start at nearly 9:30 then I’m sure the liquor is still flowing

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are ahhh lol,

Your funny my man, very funnymy local is the best for Guinness in limerick maybe, there are bars in Dublin with direct lines to James Gate,, and nothing comes close, "

ah go way the muck that is served is temple bar is shocking and way over priced

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