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"Umm, hi. Cuppa? Awkward, moi?! "Hey erm.... wana play strip poker?  | |||
"Umm, hi. Cuppa? Awkward, moi?! "Hey erm.... wana play strip poker? | |||
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"Twice? "What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it  | |||
"Twice?
What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it "Is this Greg Wallace ? | |||
"Twice?
What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it
Is this Greg Wallace ? "Are you local? | |||
"Twice?
What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it
Is this Greg Wallace ? "If only I was a few quid behind him. Welcome to our room.twister? | |||
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"Got any cake?" Cake? Lock me in | |||
"Got any cake?" Faf? | |||
"Got any cake? Faf?" Not again | |||
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"Got any cake? Faf? Not again "Very classy pictures | |||
"Its in the fridge" Where would you like it? | |||
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"Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door "Have you brought booze? | |||
"Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door
Have you brought booze?"Where wouldn't I! | |||
"Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door
Have you brought booze?
Where wouldn't I!"Sounds like a party. Nail up the door! | |||
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"Have you just farted?"  sorry | |||
"Have you just farted?" Probably | |||
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"with the person above .
What do you say to them "I totally misunderstood this and thought a chastity cage was involved. ?? | |||
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Or even know where the loo is? | |||
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"How sweet are your boobies?" Had no complaints | |||
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"How sweet are your boobies? Had no complaints "Got that banana? Gbat | |||
"Can I check? "Certainly | |||
"Pass the haribos please "I’ll bring a tub with me just for you | |||
"Pass the haribos please
I’ll bring a tub with me just for you "I hope those sprouts don't make you fart.  | |||
"Pass the haribos please
I’ll bring a tub with me just for you
I hope those sprouts don't make you fart. " sorry, again | |||
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"You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril "If you smelt it, you dealt it | |||
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"You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril "We are all too polite to talk about such things.  | |||
"You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril
We are all too polite to talk about such things. "Indeed we are! Dieu, go and wash your mouth our! | |||
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"How unlucky are you "Well this is awkward | |||
"How unlucky are you "Try and see his cock! | |||
"How unlucky are you
Try and see his cock! "Twister? | |||
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"How unlucky are you
Try and see his cock! "I don't have one | |||
"Ride?" Me? Absolutely | |||
"Ride? Me? Absolutely " Tangled? | |||
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"Have you got Jaffa cakes "No jaffa cakes but got rum and peanuts | |||
"Have you got Jaffa cakes "Do you cum here often? | |||
"Have you got Jaffa cakes
Do you cum here often? "I really like your photos, please may I watch some being taken? | |||
"Have you got Jaffa cakes
Do you cum here often?
I really like your photos, please may I watch some being taken? ""Hey, how you doin'? " in my best Joey voice | |||
"Have you got Jaffa cakes
Do you cum here often?
I really like your photos, please may I watch some being taken? "Did you bring snacks or can I nibble on you? | |||
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"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!" Love your shirt, where did you get it? | |||
"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!" …. How about you make me your b*tch.. | |||
"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card! …. How about you make me your b*tch.. "Sit a few metres apart making idle chitchat | |||
"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card! …. How about you make me your b*tch..
Sit a few metres apart making idle chitchat"Got any dice? Want to play a game? | |||
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