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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had this problem too. I moved my bed to next to the living room window and let them pass my order through the window to me.
Problem solved "
You clever people!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards! "
Honestly, the service levels leave a lot to be desired!! In my youth, we would have expected them to not only peel the grapes but feed them to us as we lounge on our chaise longue!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can’t get a good level of service these days 
Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.
Would they deliver bedside if we did? "
Just open the bedroom window. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You can’t get a good level of service these days
Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.
Would they deliver bedside if we did?
Just open the bedroom window."
You are a bright fellow Jimbob |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!
I wanted my banana peeling."
That service requires specific skills and they short of staff for it, I'm afraid.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol 
If you have a drive and a gazebo then even better "
I just about persuaded them to come to my front door!! They had insisted I met them at the gates!! I was having none of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol
This is the type of problem solving we need! "
There's proof our education system works right there!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in  "
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Ding ding ding!!!
We have a WINNER here!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need some sort of pulley system from the front door to your bed. Or just get one of those gimp sub types to carry it up for you. "
A gimp what what?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!
Honestly, the service levels leave a lot to be desired!! In my youth, we would have expected them to not only peel the grapes but feed them to us as we lounge on our chaise longue! "
Is this while they were also fanning you with palm fronds? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in "
And shout out DIP DIP when you need some sauce on those chips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!
Honestly, the service levels leave a lot to be desired!! In my youth, we would have expected them to not only peel the grapes but feed them to us as we lounge on our chaise longue!
Is this while they were also fanning you with palm fronds? "
Indded! That was so standard I'd even forgotten to mention it. Thank you for the reminder.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in
And shout out DIP DIP when you need some sauce on those chips "
Thanks for the tip. I'd forgotten about dips.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Deliveroo will not deliver to my bedside!!
They insist that I must answer the door!!
Ring the police, they make house calls and make sure you buy enough for them as well. 999 is the number. "
Oh my God! That is GENIUS!! Excellent use of public resource and my tax £.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can’t get a good level of service these days
Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.
Would they deliver bedside if we did?
Only if the bedroom is at the front of the house."
I knew there would be a catch to this plan! Back to the drawing board then. |
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