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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"70s hair, 70s clothes, 70s handlebar moustache, 70s pornstar chat up lines ..
“I wouldn’t mind putting my cable into your socket!”
“Oooh, cheeky!!”
You think I should change out of my peejays and put a low cut blouse and pencil skirt on?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He'll probably be just your type but no spark 
Ohm I God, more leccy puns
I'm good at puns, when you get the chance give me a plug
Who can resist a request like that?  "
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"What do you think he'll look like?
I'm guessing late 50's, greying hair, a bit podgy, not chatty.
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I'll only be late 50's for another 16 days, I've got a dad bod, can talk the hind legs off a donkey, no grey hair though  
Oh, and I can change a fuse and wire a plug if that's any good   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"70s hair, 70s clothes, 70s handlebar moustache, 70s pornstar chat up lines ..
“I wouldn’t mind putting my cable into your socket!”
“Oooh, cheeky!!”"
Are you Nanna's electrician?  |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago
East London |
"Maybe he'll have a nice young apprentice?
He was young
In, screwed and out in 20 minutes
No stamina these youngsters, I’d have had a cup of tea and a chat, then down to business…"
I didn't offer him tea |
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