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what's your best cheesy chat up line
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over a year ago
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Take an ice cube out of your drink and stand on it in front of a lady, then say “well now that the ice is broken … “
Read it in an FHM magazine years ago now, still one of the cheesiest lines I’ve heard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone says they’ve got a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband.
I’ve got a maths test…. Sorry I thought we were just naming things we’re going to cheat on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Famous ones when I was a lad, included sticking a toothbrush in your shirt pocket, and when asked why you’d say “well I’m not using yours in the morning”…
…no I never tried it, I can’t vouch for its efficacy |
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"Take an ice cube out of your drink and stand on it in front of a lady, then say “well now that the ice is broken … “
Read it in an FHM magazine years ago now, still one of the cheesiest lines I’ve heard "
Love it! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me, you dropped something… your standards, Hey how you doing
You see my take on this was usually:
"I wouldn't normally lower my standards, but for you I'll make an exception ""
Thats more of a roast lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After declining a dance at a nightclub, the guy asked me “I suppose a blow job is out of the question too”
I did laugh and let him buy me a drink. "
Did you give him some slop? |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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when i was younger and used to go clubbing, think 90,s i had a mate who just went up to women and sa "fancy a fuck" sure he got alot of slaps around the face, but he would just go to another woman, he never went home alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like cheese or do you fancy a fuck?
(Maybe I misunderstood the whole cheesy chat up line thing.)
I'll take the cheese. Just not stilton, though."
Cheeseist! |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"Do you like cheese or do you fancy a fuck?
(Maybe I misunderstood the whole cheesy chat up line thing.)
I'll take the cheese. Just not stilton, though.
Cheeseist!"
That's my religion, don't mock it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got a woman’s number (about 18 years ago) I was in a shop ordering a Panini and had been flirting back and forth with the lass at the till.
I grabbed a menu as I was about to receive my order and asked her if her number was on the menu. “It isn’t but hold on” as she grabbed a pen and wrote it down.
Happiest little fella in the world I was. |
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