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How do I get less meets?!
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets 
I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.
What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!
Any advice I can ignore and mock? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets
I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.
What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!
Any advice I can ignore and mock? "
are nyphos the new version of nymphos or numpties? Just seeking clarification here.
Also, pencile me in for a close up |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again "
you can have him and his chicklets back |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again "
It's doing my head in.
I've even taken a cock pic with the sky remote next to it now to use as an avatar and I've applied to change my user name to MingeMasher69. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again
It's doing my head in.
I've even taken a cock pic with the sky remote next to it now to use as an avatar and I've applied to change my user name to MingeMasher69. "
Don't change your name it will make em 10 times worse. They pretend they don't like the direct username approach but it really makes them hot in the gusset  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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easy peasy lemon squeezey u only have to ...................... ermmmmmmmmmm forgotten wot it was ............ I'll go n have a little think ...... whilst I am away inspiration might be gained if u ................. well u know wot lol and I don't wanna be pencilled in ............. want it written in triplicate in permanent ink right across the page .............. lol  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again
you can have him and his chicklets back "
Now your talking. Guess I will have to book him in for therapy after his traumatic experience |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again
you can have him and his chicklets back
Now your talking. Guess I will have to book him in for therapy after his traumatic experience "
book me is for some too, he's not been easy to live with!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets
I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.
What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!
Any advice I can ignore and mock? "
Love the profile. Really funny |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets
I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.
What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!
Any advice I can ignore and mock? "
A pic where you are picking your nose and scratching your arse might work. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do you mean fewer meets?
iz u one ov them gramer facizts
It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.
I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps "
Don't post that you have chocolate. You'll get women, and some men, asking for a meet! Jeez, you really do need some lessons in putting people off. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Do you mean fewer meets?
iz u one ov them gramer facizts
It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.
I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps
You've not eaten that yet?"
It's another bar. Birthday loot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets
I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.
What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!
Any advice I can ignore and mock? "
Send them my way lol! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Do you mean fewer meets?
iz u one ov them gramer facizts
It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.
I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps
You've not eaten that yet?
It's another bar. Birthday loot "
Gimme! As I can't be arsed to fight to the front of the queue at your return tour *sigh* I'll have the chocolate. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Do you mean fewer meets?
iz u one ov them gramer facizts
It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.
I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps
You've not eaten that yet?
It's another bar. Birthday loot
Gimme! As I can't be arsed to fight to the front of the queue at your return tour *sigh* I'll have the chocolate."
Nomnomnom... sorry, it's gone now. 
...anyway, I might be planning a trip to York soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets
I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.
What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!
just say no lol
Any advice I can ignore and mock? "
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