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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
You know its a farce
If you dont take it up the arse
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Roses are red
Voilets are blue
Those that take it up there
Are really quite rare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shit in my mouth
I want to taste you"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're filthy and bad
I'll give it you
Then don't ask me to kiss you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come here and let me ravish you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My horn was dead
Until I saw you
Please get me fed
From your flower bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do.
I like it. Faf?
You’ll do  "
Let me just apply my thrush cream first. Uhm.. Wait, I may as well bring it for you to use after? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do.
I like it. Faf?
You’ll do
Let me just apply my thrush cream first. Uhm.. Wait, I may as well bring it for you to use after? "
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Roses are flowers, pebbles are stones.
Here's a big shout out to those on their own.
Think yourself lucky, and try not to sob.
Look on the bright side, you're not with a *nob  
(*nob female or male  ) |
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Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so d*unk that I just can’t speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day! |
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"Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so d*unk that I just can’t speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!"
I know not in the spirit of celibrating getting stoned to death and beheaded (St Valentine) but love the above ! |
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"Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!
I’ll spend the day so d*unk that I just can’t speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!
I know not in the spirit of celibrating getting stoned to death and beheaded (St Valentine) but love the above !"
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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
Roses are red
Violets are nice
I'll buy yours tomorrow
Cuz they'll be half price
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
We're a swinging couple
Who'd like to meet you |
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