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What is the best comeback you have heard to an insult
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Not quite an insult, but this is my favourite entry from the "badass boast / real life" section on the website "tv tropes".
When Philip II of Macedon sent a message to Sparta saying "If I enter Laconia, I will level Sparta to the ground," The Spartans' response was one word: "If." Later, Philip II sent another message to Sparta, asking if they would rather have him come as friend or foe; the Spartan reply was, "Neither." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone commented on my tall, slim frame in a derogatory way. My comeback statement was "You are only jealous"."
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Someone referred to my short, small frame as an insult when I asked him, politely, to desist from being a lout and my answer was "at least my intellect towers over yours if that's the best insult you can throw." |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
At a comedy club with 3 mates. The comedian picks on my friend about how she is dressed. My friend 'it's not as bad as what you're wearing'. Comedian 'what do you mean?', my mate comes back quick as a flash 'my grandads got a jumper like that!' The whole room was pissing themselves. Fantastic night out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither."
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Good God man, you're unstoppable. |
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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
From the film On golden pond, young kid says to the very old Henry Fonda "wow, you're really really old!" to which Fonda replies, "you think I'm old, you should meet my grandpa" the kid says "what, your grandpa's still alive?" Fonda says "nope, but you should meet him" |
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