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I thought this was a sex site …

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I joined the que for ice cream.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Offer cake

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

What am I doing wrong Fabsters? "

You came back, that's your first problem!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I joined the que for ice cream. "
queue. Apologies.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Just see fab as a social club op.

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

Just inbox me 'now biatch!' and you'll be nose deep in no time

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By *aiseiMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Go to a club.

Many blokes don’t even get a replies to messages, never mind meets. People have been here literally years and got nowhere.

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

You’ll be drowning in clunge soon enough. Best get your wellies and rain coat on!

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

I'm even assuming the pose in my avatar Dan! What are you waiting for?

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By *r easy1981Man over a year ago

leeds

Your doing well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try posting a status saying you need your balls emptying who's game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the same joined thinking I would meet people that love sex as much as me seems I was wrong

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Like the photos Op

Take your time, join in on the forums and consider going to a social or club. Then hopefully something may happen.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Send 1000 faf messages. At least 2 will say ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go to a club.

Many blokes don’t even get a replies to messages, never mind meets. People have been here literally years and got nowhere."

That sounds like effort, can’t be arsed with any effort ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm the same joined thinking I would meet people that love sex as much as me seems I was wrong"

Maybe they do love sex but they just have preferences ...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Forget about the cake, you've got to have haribos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Offer cake

Banoffee pie! Is that cake? Or is the clue in the name and it’s a pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send cock pics.

To everyone.

One will take the bait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

You came back, that's your first problem! "

Schoolboy error!! Didn’t I ever learn!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I joined the que for ice cream. "

Anything for a lick, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just see fab as a social club op."

I keep getting black balled ..

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

Old hand Like you doesn’t need to ask

welcome back Dan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find yourself a comfy chair and get reacquainted with Pam and her sisters. You could be waiting a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you joined to sniff them?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just inbox me 'now biatch!' and you'll be nose deep in no time

*makes notes* ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes very true I've had a few replys but it seems people are just wanting to talk?? hopefully find a couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed?

You’ll be drowning in clunge soon enough. Best get your wellies and rain coat on!

Not had a sniff for 2 weeks … I hope you’re right! I want my money back ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm even assuming the pose in my avatar Dan! What are you waiting for?

Now, biatch!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find yourself a comfy chair and get reacquainted with Pam and her sisters. You could be waiting a while

"
pam and her sisters just isint the same ?? mature women and couples get me off

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Go to a club.

Many blokes don’t even get a replies to messages, never mind meets. People have been here literally years and got nowhere."

That's cos they've been listening to the Talking Heads too much

Welcome back Dan, "some" people have missed you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, as it's Friday night I'm going to bold and admit that I actually had a little bit of a crush on you when I first joined Fab 4 years ago

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I was looking for someone to play twister with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your doing well "

14 days.. no clunge! It’s a travesty!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try posting a status saying you need your balls emptying who's game"

thanks, Done!!

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Offer cake

Cake seems to get most of the ladies on here wet. I once offered a battenberg to a lady and she literally creamed over her laptop.

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Patience is the key lol, think of it as a slot machine, it will take many tries before you get the 3 cherries and win the price of the spin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm the same joined thinking I would meet people that love sex as much as me seems I was wrong"

Cwazy innit! Is this a fuck site, or what!?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Youve been missed dan. Although i havent been around much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Like the photos Op

Take your time, join in on the forums and consider going to a social or club. Then hopefully something may happen.

Thank you good advice .. I’m very unsociable though ..,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send 1000 faf messages. At least 2 will say ok. "

I’m on 650 so getting there! FaF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm the same joined thinking I would meet people that love sex as much as me seems I was wrong

Maybe they do love sex but they just have preferences ..."

But it’s a fuck site isn’t it? I don’t understand ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've lost count how many I've sent lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Forget about the cake, you've got to have haribos

Shag? Is that you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send cock pics.

To everyone.

One will take the bait.

I’m doing that ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll meet ya Dan. Aslong as everyone knows it's simply out of the kindness of my heart. I'm not expecting good things but I'll take one on the chin, and in my mouth if you can aim?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait, people get sex because of this site? What the hell!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed?

Old hand Like you doesn’t need to ask

welcome back Dan

Helloooo ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find yourself a comfy chair and get reacquainted with Pam and her sisters. You could be waiting a while

What a stud like me!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you joined to sniff them?...

You know me well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn't a sex site but a government experiment. There's a reason why Sydney University want your data.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes very true I've had a few replys but it seems people are just wanting to talk?? hopefully find a couple "

I’m here for lovin’ my friend ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go to a club.

Many blokes don’t even get a replies to messages, never mind meets. People have been here literally years and got nowhere.

That's cos they've been listening to the Talking Heads too much

Welcome back Dan, "some" people have missed you

Up the Derby, SuperRamFan!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes very true I've had a few replys but it seems people are just wanting to talk?? hopefully find a couple

I’m here for lovin’ my friend ..

I'm here for emptying my balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send cock pics.

To everyone.

One will take the bait.

I’m doing that ..

My inbox is clearly broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well, as it's Friday night I'm going to bold and admit that I actually had a little bit of a crush on you when I first joined Fab 4 years ago

Hellllloooo …

wonderful taste! Even if you do get the cream / jam the wrong way around in Devon!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was looking for someone to play twister with

Only if we’re nekkid, yea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol, think of it as a slot machine, it will take many tries before you get the 3 cherries and win the price of the spin."

Haribo!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send cock pics.

To everyone.

One will take the bait.

I’m doing that ..

My inbox is clearly broken"
have a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Youve been missed dan. Although i havent been around much"

hope you’re well my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll meet ya Dan. Aslong as everyone knows it's simply out of the kindness of my heart. I'm not expecting good things but I'll take one on the chin, and in my mouth if you can aim? "

Well, I suppose beggars can’t be choosers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wait, people get sex because of this site? What the hell!!"

Not me ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just have to go with the flow… when it’s meant to be it will be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This isn't a sex site but a government experiment. There's a reason why Sydney University want your data. "

Is Fab still a publicly traded entity? Can I still sue if anyone uses my pics?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll meet ya Dan. Aslong as everyone knows it's simply out of the kindness of my heart. I'm not expecting good things but I'll take one on the chin, and in my mouth if you can aim?

Well, I suppose beggars can’t be choosers!

Exactly, it's either me or the highway. And if it's the latter you could be murdered! I'll make sure I give you a good review even if I need therapy afterwards. (I won't mention that bit though)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait, people get sex because of this site? What the hell!!

Not me ..

Apparently not

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Go to a club.

Many blokes don’t even get a replies to messages, never mind meets. People have been here literally years and got nowhere.

That's cos they've been listening to the Talking Heads too much

Welcome back Dan, "some" people have missed you

Up the Derby, SuperRamFan!

Wazza is brilliant, and hopefully we'll pull off the Great Escape

Thanks for remembering my previous username

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, as it's Friday night I'm going to bold and admit that I actually had a little bit of a crush on you when I first joined Fab 4 years ago

Hellllloooo …

wonderful taste! Even if you do get the cream / jam the wrong way around in Devon!! "

Haha, well here in sunny Dorset we do it properly

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'd say you were missed but I don't think you ever truly left.

100% deserve a round of applause for my skills at reading though.

It's never really been a sex site. It's a what you make of it site. Some people come on here to harmlessly flirt with others, they're happy but like that attention. Some come on for sex and are either elated or disappointed. And some? Well who knows what they're here for.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

Lol ..satire by text is the toughest gig

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

You came back for the jaffa cake threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well, as it's Friday night I'm going to bold and admit that I actually had a little bit of a crush on you when I first joined Fab 4 years ago

Hellllloooo …

wonderful taste! Even if you do get the cream / jam the wrong way around in Devon!!

Haha, well here in sunny Dorset we do it properly

Devon / Dorset .. you know they all look the same when you get to my age!!

(must get my eyesight tested!)

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Forget about the cake, you've got to have haribos

Shag? Is that you? "
No, that is not me, but yes. I like the haribos too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say you were missed but I don't think you ever truly left.

100% deserve a round of applause for my skills at reading though.

I’ve been here in spirit! Did you miss me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

You came back, that's your first problem! "

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Patience is the key lol, think of it as a slot machine, it will take many tries before you get the 3 cherries and win the price of the spin.

Haribo!!! "
Welcome back and yes, lots of haribos too

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

What kind of balls are you trying to empty? Golf? Tennis? Beach? Maybe that’s the problem

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'd say you were missed but I don't think you ever truly left.

100% deserve a round of applause for my skills at reading though.

I’ve been here in spirit! Did you miss me?

....

I missed some of your posts Dan - I hope you're happy and content now you can be you.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

•

Ask Nora. She'll tell you EVERYTHING.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS over a year ago

Lanson

2 weeks.....!

To quote another fabster the last time this came up - I've been constipated longer than that!

Bit more patience my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well, as it's Friday night I'm going to bold and admit that I actually had a little bit of a crush on you when I first joined Fab 4 years ago

Hellllloooo …

wonderful taste! Even if you do get the cream / jam the wrong way around in Devon!!

Haha, well here in sunny Dorset we do it properly

Devon / Dorset .. you know they all look the same when you get to my age!!

(must get my eyesight tested!)

you are funny! Anyway, welcome back Dan and good luck on your mission

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ask Nora. She'll tell you EVERYTHING.

I'd quite like to see Nora vs Granny in a jelly wrestling match

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Hello stranger!! Welcome back

J x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Dan. You're back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn bi you have a line off guys waiting to blow you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle, that's it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Most of us put out in sympathy OP. You need to prove you are desperate and you can't cope, how awful it is.

Most of us still have an endless supply of 2022 sympathy shags in the bag, for the men who know this is our duty, supporting fab as a true sex site and nothing more.

We just need you to be desperate enough and to pull at our heart strings.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I was looking for someone to play twister with

Only if we’re nekkid, yea?

Of course not. you just need to take your socks off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of us put out in sympathy OP. You need to prove you are desperate and you can't cope, how awful it is.

Most of us still have an endless supply of 2022 sympathy shags in the bag, for the men who know this is our duty, supporting fab as a true sex site and nothing more.

We just need you to be desperate enough and to pull at our heart strings. "

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Go to the Ukraine. Before the conflict women well out numbered men and were finding it had to find a man. With the conflict the male population has no doubt decrease at a higher rate than the female population over the last few years. I'd say the odds were good for you over there, kind of like a reverse fab scenario.

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By *utterypopcornCouple over a year ago

oxford

It took months and Months before M got herself a lovely drop of Fab cock!!!! To be fair did join just before Covid. Sorry anyway these women with there preferences and standards!!!! Gurrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go to the Ukraine. Before the conflict women well out numbered men and were finding it had to find a man. With the conflict the male population has no doubt decrease at a higher rate than the female population over the last few years. I'd say the odds were good for you over there, kind of like a reverse fab scenario."

Genius!

Meanwhile, I thought this was a swinging site...who knew!xo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As others have said, treat it as a social site where you may chance upon someone who wants to have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got nothing further to say enough of you cleaned up pretty quick for people that have done things by the book and have nothing to hide But at least they are down and that’s a start have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex is a fictional thing invented by the main stream media to exert control over the populous

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

I thought this was a butchers with all this meat around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just fire out a few FAF? messages. It’s Valentine’s on Monday, and many women respond well to this romantic approach

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

I've not got the best levels of hygiene and have been wearing the same knickers for a week or two. Anyone within 500 yards will get a sniff of pussy, whether they want to or not.

You're welcome. Always happy to help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are being way to nice fella, you need to be sending "meet now" and you will be knee deep in clunge by the end of the morning.

Welcome back!

Danish... obviously! Xx

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Genius!

Meanwhile, I thought this was a swinging site...who knew!xo"

They have swingers in the Ukraine too. Thus with a richer female to male population it follows in theory a better ratio of women to men on the scene.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Huh? Sex? Like the actual sex?

Hmmm......

Nah. No sex here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Huh? Sex? Like the actual sex?

Hmmm......

Nah. No sex here

I thought this was a place to receive therapy

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Huh? Sex? Like the actual sex?

Hmmm......

Nah. No sex here

I thought this was a place to receive therapy

I think maybe we have been doing fab wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great to see you back Berks

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By *RSTCouple over a year ago

S. Northants

"I joined the que for ice cream. "

There's ice-cream?!

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By *itzi999Woman over a year ago

Slough

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

Go to a club!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You are being way to nice fella, you need to be sending "meet now" and you will be knee deep in clunge by the end of the morning.

Welcome back!

Danish... obviously! Xx"

Thank you my lovely for the wonderful veri!

However I can’t message you back .. I’m outside your filters!! So while I’m not allowed to use the forums to get past filters (sorry admin..) come say hello … then I can return the favour xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Great to see you back Berks

hope you’re keeping well my lovely xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed? "

And so you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key

De dah de dah de dah de dah de and all the other words !

Hello Daniel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".. but I’ve been back for 2 weeks already and not even a *sniff* of pussy!

What am I doing wrong Fabsters?

What are the golden rules of Fab for anyone desperate to get a knee-trembler or two in the bag .. it’s been a while tbf and maybe the rules have changed?

And so you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key

De dah de dah de dah de dah de and all the other words !

Hello Daniel.

Hello! My fave Granny. Well, Along with Bad Nanna. Joint fave

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

What is sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is sex? "

Miss Honey!!

I’d show you my lovely but you’d probably feel sick

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By *akie32Man over a year ago

winchester

its not a sex site, its a swinging site, the two are very different

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"What is sex?

Miss Honey!!

I’d show you my lovely but you’d probably feel sick "

I've been awol... I'll settle for malteasers

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"its not a sex site, its a swinging site, the two are very different"

Like you meet people to go to the park with..??

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"its not a sex site, its a swinging site, the two are very different

Like you meet people to go to the park with..??"

In a roundabout way, yes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"its not a sex site, its a swinging site, the two are very different

Like you meet people to go to the park with..??

In a roundabout way, yes.

I see/saw what you did there...

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"its not a sex site, its a swinging site, the two are very different

Like you meet people to go to the park with..??

In a roundabout way, yes.

I see/saw what you did there... "

I thought I'd slide that one in.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Essex

Lol. This reminds me of the scene in Gregory’s Girl where his friend wants to go to Caracas because women out number men by so much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd you think you can just sign up and get laid you are very mistaken!

Fab is like Indeed.

You have to upload your CV (profile)

Gather references (veris)

Apply for jobs in the hundreds (because every other cock is)

Pass an online interigation

Meet for a face to face interview

If you are lucky you get laid

Good luck mate.

Honestly - I've had more joy on Indeed recently!!

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By *iggingMan over a year ago

Oldham

"Offer cake

"
I make cake for a living

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By *umbiyaMan over a year ago

Halifax

It’s not a case if doing anything right or wrong here. It’s just a case of being genetically “correct” since it’s all about looks.

I dunno if it’s allowed to be said here, but I just look at escort sites since it’s the only viable way to find sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can smell it, you don't want it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer cake

I make cake for a living

I make cake for a hobby

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Offer cake

I make cake for a living

I used to..now do it part time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X

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By *hris 62Man over a year ago

HEREFORD

"It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X"

How true been on and of for years but this time it's is very hard, all about social, unless you got a big one and young and fix or bi/gay

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By *ancelot1633Man over a year ago

heathrow

"Offer cake

How to get women into bed, piece of cake ?

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple over a year ago

South Cambs

"Just inbox me 'now biatch!' and you'll be nose deep in no time

Ooh, you made me weak at the knees!!

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By *ancelot1633Man over a year ago

heathrow

"It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X"

won’t even be able to talk about it with a face full of cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you have to have sex with the people you already have sex with, past or present, and then it works a treat. If you're not already having sex with someone you are doomed. Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s just the same when I need a bit of special attention. Then again I do like a flirt and a bit of a chase before I say yes, that takes effort from a guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd you think you can just sign up and get laid you are very mistaken!

Fab is like Indeed.

You have to upload your CV (profile)

Gather references (veris)

Apply for jobs in the hundreds (because every other cock is)

Pass an online interigation

Meet for a face to face interview

If you are lucky you get laid

Good luck mate.

Honestly - I've had more joy on Indeed recently!!

I totally get this cause its hard being a women sometimes can only imagine what it is like being a guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Offer cake

How to get women into bed, piece of cake ?

You might get a reply to a picture of cake then a dick pic

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I totally get this cause its hard being a women sometimes can only imagine what it is like being a guy "

It’s fucking ace. We have a penis and can pee standing up. No dependancies on toilets for us, we can piss where we please with relative ease.

Its also the worlds greatest fidget spinner.

Having a penis more than makes up for the dross we deal with on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

Don't appear too needy. Nonchalance is the way to go

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

Quite simply its because you are not a gold site supporter!

Everyone knows bitches love the bling so get yourself that gold disc on your profile and you will be drowning in clunge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X

How true been on and of for years but this time it's is very hard, all about social, unless you got a big one and young and fix or bi/gay "
can you blame us single women wanting a social first though c-mon we got to be sure about the person in the flesh before we play!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wafting your way OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X

How true been on and of for years but this time it's is very hard, all about social, unless you got a big one and young and fix or bi/gay can you blame us single women wanting a social first though c-mon we got to be sure about the person in the flesh before we play! "

A social is a must aint it babes, makes me laugh when guys send you a picture that was uploaded in 2015 like I'm sure you don't look like that now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X

A social is a must aint it babes, makes me laugh when guys send you a picture that was uploaded in 2015 like I'm sure you don't look like that now lol "
exactly lv x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It use to be a lot more fun but now it seems to much like a social Club. To much talking about sex and not enough having it. X

A social is a must aint it babes, makes me laugh when guys send you a picture that was uploaded in 2015 like I'm sure you don't look like that now lol exactly lv x"

I think they 4get it tells you when it was uploaded lol

Hard enough trying to find real genuine men that wanna meet especially where I'm from

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before "

Yeah but they were *ages* ago .. I need a knee-trembler *now* it’s why I rejoined!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wafting your way OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before

Yeah but they were *ages* ago .. I need a knee-trembler *now* it’s why I rejoined!!

How are you starting off ur messages, if they don't catch my eye then most of the time I don't reply. You gotta make it stand out prove that you have read the profile

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before

Yeah but they were *ages* ago .. I need a knee-trembler *now* it’s why I rejoined!!

Grease yourself up, Dan, I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before

Yeah but they were *ages* ago .. I need a knee-trembler *now* it’s why I rejoined!!

How are you starting off ur messages, if they don't catch my eye then most of the time I don't reply. You gotta make it stand out prove that you have read the profile "

Well this is the thing, I tell them how I’m going to destroy them, leave them gasping for more and always attach at least 8 close up cock pics so the bitches know *exactly* what they’ll be getting. But half the frigid cows just block me.

What’s *WRONG* with these people!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before

Yeah but they were *ages* ago .. I need a knee-trembler *now* it’s why I rejoined!!

Grease yourself up, Dan, I'm on my way

Ooh, I’ll get the lube ready, Red xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh good bump, for what it’s worth I STILL haven’t been laid.

FFS, this is a shit Fuck site!!

You have two verifications so you have obviously meet before

Yeah but they were *ages* ago .. I need a knee-trembler *now* it’s why I rejoined!!

Grease yourself up, Dan, I'm on my way

Ooh, I’ll get the lube ready, Red xx

Try Swarfega. You're gonna need heavy duty greasing

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By *he sultan of swingMan over a year ago

mid devon

What is your approach? You gotta remember the ratio of guys to women is rediculasly higher so for women its like shooting fish in a barrel! There constantly inundated so your messages may not even get read! I always put something really catchy or I intresting in the message subject as that's the first thing they read! You gotta be on top of your game no dick pics on or HI WANNA FUCK thats a major turn off! Engage there minds and there body's will follow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your approach? You gotta remember the ratio of guys to women is rediculasly higher so for women its like shooting fish in a barrel! There constantly inundated so your messages may not even get read! I always put something really catchy or I intresting in the message subject as that's the first thing they read! You gotta be on top of your game no dick pics on or HI WANNA FUCK thats a major turn off! Engage there minds and there body's will follow "

I 100% agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well I tend to read their profile, view their pics, and if I like what I see and read I will write them a well thought out opening message, outlining how I think I’m compatible, what I can bring and how I can meet their wants.

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

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By *he sultan of swingMan over a year ago

mid devon

Lol your doomed buddy

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

When you message me you just want photos of my nipples

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

When you message me you just want photos of my nipples

How rude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is definitely not a sex site

Push car onto park lane and bankrupt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

That's the reason why you're being blocked, name calling like that. You keep doing that, you'll get nowhere, fast!

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

I know why

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

When you message me you just want photos of my nipples

How rude.

He’s a sweetie really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Guys, he's winding you up.

He's a doll, really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

That's the reason why you're being blocked, name calling like that. You keep doing that, you'll get nowhere, fast!

D’ya think?

like I say I’m at a total loss why I might get blocked!? It’s a mystery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ll attach a clear face pic and be polite and respectful at all times.

If they don’t reply or reject me then I’ll message back and call them a fat privileged slag that I never wanted to meet anyway the stupid ugly stuck up bitch! I’m at a loss why they block me?!

When you message me you just want photos of my nipples

one day I’ll see your mythical nipples, my lovely, one day ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys, he's winding you up.

He's a doll, really

Shhhh, don’t tell them! I’m getting myself blocked here!

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By *he sultan of swingMan over a year ago

mid devon

To be fair you been on here only 3 weeks and you already have 2 varfications! That's fucking good going some guys are on here for alot longer before they get a meet under there belt just stick at it pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To be fair you been on here only 3 weeks and you already have 2 varfications! That's fucking good going some guys are on here for alot longer before they get a meet under there belt just stick at it pal "

thank you my friend.

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By *he sultan of swingMan over a year ago

mid devon

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Offer cake

How to get women into bed, piece of cake ?

You've not clocked that yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyway.. anyone fancy a fuck?

Or cake?

The End.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Anyway.. anyone fancy a fuck?

Or cake?

The End. "

You're such a likeable windup merchant Dan.

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