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"At the Barnsley social a well known sexy lady came up to me and put her finger erotically in my mouth,I sucked and licked greedily and seductively as one does in that situation,only for her to add with her inimitable accent "a ive just had that up a blokes ass" " And there are no prizes to anyone who can guess who the well known sexy lady was (??????Lady...wtf ) | |||
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"oh fook your dead. am sooooo gona kill you i wondered where all me false nails had gone. does any guy mind owning up to where these false nails went" Have ta catch me first xx | |||
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"I can't believe you fell for that trick craig " Mmm im a bit slow ya know lol xx | |||
"I can't believe you fell for that trick craig " awe come on he's only tiny, it'll have probably gone right over his head | |||
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"yeah but what i wana know is whose arse did my finger go up " Mine probably pmsl xx | |||
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"yeah but what i wana know is whose arse did my finger go up " well i can assure you it wasn't mine( only thing i had up me was your lighter up my nose lol ) after you forced your cleavage into my face ( not complaining mind) | |||
"yeah but what i wana know is whose arse did my finger go up well i can assure you it wasn't mine( only thing i had up me was your lighter up my nose lol ) after you forced your cleavage into my face ( not complaining mind) " wondered where my lighter went to, so that explains the smell of burning hair lol. anyone see a betty boop lighter and false nails. | |||