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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have notes on my phones of things the kids have said that I find funny. Just been scrolling through them and came across this one. The context you need is that this child was breastfed and only 3 years old.
Daughter: Eyes are for seeing, nose is for smelling.
Me: And what are boobies for?
Daughter: Touching!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our small has started to copy things we say, so I try to keep stuff innocuous in the main.
But imagine a 4yo girly saying “hello Mr Boobies” over and over again, after she overhears me call Mrs S by that silly name once. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Our small has started to copy things we say, so I try to keep stuff innocuous in the main.
But imagine a 4yo girly saying “hello Mr Boobies” over and over again, after she overhears me call Mrs S by that silly name once. "
Kids call us by our actual names sometimes  (I don't mind it) but they use it in the right context. Say if we can't hear them or they're wanting to get our attention fast |
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My mum had a (tiny) share in a racehorse so we wanted to watch it run on the telly. My nephew, then only 5 years old, wanted me to reset a computer game he was playing on the iPad but right just as the race started. So I was "In a minute, when the race is done. Look! Its granny's horse!"
"So???" he scowled "Well, just pause it!"
PS - the horse came 5th |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Me and my youngest (4 at the time) were having a conversation about what job she wanted to do and she told me she wanted to be an astromaut (no typo) and I said what do they do…..they go to space in a cardboard box (she had read a book at nursery) and clean all the stars in the gallery |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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When my kids were 8 and 6, we visited my parents and they asked my dad to read Peter Pan to them.
My eldest interrupted him and asked, "grandad, what was Captain Hook called before his hand was bitten off by the crocodile?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not a funny comment as such but one of those moments when your kid has you totally mortified.
Lazy family Sunday lunch in a busy pub, elderly couple sat to one side of us, young couple on the other side.
Small human no 2, aged approx 5yrs at the time shouts loudly "Mummy....what's a paedophile?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Supermarket at Christmas many moons ago. Distracted daughter by asking her to go and choose one of the big red plants (poinsettia )for Granny as a present. She duly went and chose one and on her return , delightedly announced that not only was it a lovely plant but it also came with a big pot of free soil ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What a fantastic thread. Hilarious.
Not so much a funny thing said by my son when he was 3 but it's something that makes me smile, without fail, through the years.
We watched The Snowman that Christmas. He started singing 'Walking in the Air' occasionally thereafter. I'd play Aled Jones's version to him in the car.
A couple of months later, he said he'll sing "like that" when he's "old".
Fast forward 8 years later, he sang 'Walking in the Air' with Aled Jones in a Christmas show. |
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My son who's now 47 was allways coming out with funny stuff! When I was expecting my 3rd he used to sit on stairs for me to tie his laces this time I said sit up a couple of steps as cant bend with my belly! He said when the baby gets bigger I will b at top of stairs to get my shoes done up! And when that baby was bigger and was expecting 4th we were swimming and he said will the baby be able to breath under the water in your tummy x |
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The 3 year old loves telling us about who's a boy or girl. So at the dining table he said "I have a penis, I'm a boy. Sister's name is a girl, she doesn't have a penis. Mummy's a girl, she doesn't have a penis. Brothers names a boy because he has a penis. And daddy's a boy because he has a big HUGE penis"
Maybe I should make that our tagline. Owner of a big HUGE penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When we were younger my brother used to tell everyone my Dad had an egg on his bum. What actually happened was he walked in on my Dad naked and seen his balls from behind  |
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I remember hearing Ulrika Johnson saying she had nothing on in her house one and her young son came and grabbed her boobs and gave them a good jiggle.
"What are you doing?!" shouted Ulrika.
"I'm making them happy," he replied. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I remember hearing Ulrika Johnson saying she had nothing on in her house one and her young son came and grabbed her boobs and gave them a good jiggle.
"What are you doing?!" shouted Ulrika.
"I'm making them happy," he replied. "
. Our kids are almost 4yo and 5yo. They both often jiggle my boobs 5yo still insists on trying to get milk out of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I recall walking past a pub when my youngest was about 4. He had never been in a pub and I wasn't really into pubs back then.
We are about ten mins from home and he goes "can we get a drink mummy"
"No, we will be home soon"
"But I might diiiiieee"
This is a true account and I honestly thought the woman walking behind us might piss her knickers!
Danish x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Great, yet another uninclusive thread 
All you people showing off that you had sex at least once… no consideration given to us under bridge dwellers!"
Actually, to have children you don't need to have sex. Adoption, ivf, surrogacy  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Great, yet another uninclusive thread
All you people showing off that you had sex at least once… no consideration given to us under bridge dwellers!
Actually, to have children you don't need to have sex. Adoption, ivf, surrogacy "
Great… rub it in some more #failingatlife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Great, yet another uninclusive thread
All you people showing off that you had sex at least once… no consideration given to us under bridge dwellers!"
I've had it three times |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I mind a couple of years ago while eating dinner my middle one asked the question of “mum..is teabagging dirty? cause my friend said it is” needles to say he was told “go ask your dad” |
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"I mind a couple of years ago while eating dinner my middle one asked the question of “mum..is teabagging dirty? cause my friend said it is” needles to say he was told “go ask your dad” "
Dads everywhere thank you and people who think like you. |
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This is a great example of a kid saying something funny. You may have seen it, but I recommend it if you haven't. It's a six-year-old Irish girl pleading with her mum to be allowed to go to the pub.
https://youtu.be/soI0q3CBliE |
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