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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint of very cold morreti please and a double rum chaser preferably old J if you have it. It's been a head fuck of a day. we have it, original or tikki sir? "
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"It sound like it will be a long night. Can I have a cafe coretto please innkeep? sure thing, sambuka or brandy my good sir?? "
I had pasta for my dinner so it will have to be sambucca please. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"It sound like it will be a long night. Can I have a cafe coretto please innkeep? sure thing, sambuka or brandy my good sir??
I had pasta for my dinner so it will have to be sambucca please. "
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"A pint of Baileys with ice please. ...and a single espresso. "
it is against my national, genetic and moral fibers to pour Baileys into a pint glass,
Do it yourself but for the love of God man remove it and yourself from the front bar, there a window free Down the front there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint of Baileys with ice please. ...and a single espresso. it is against my national, genetic and moral fibers to pour Baileys into a pint glass,
Do it yourself but for the love of God man remove it and yourself from the front bar, there a window free Down the front there. "
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
Welling |
"Jack Daniel and cola please infact if you make it 3 for free I let you take me to the toilets  ahh lol,
Now that is an offer I can't refuse, "
Can I have Martini Vodka shaken, not stirred please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniel and cola please infact if you make it 3 for free I let you take me to the toilets ahh lol,
Now that is an offer I can't refuse, "
Perfect we have have a deal pritty cheap date and totally classy |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Jack Daniel and cola please infact if you make it 3 for free I let you take me to the toilets ahh lol,
Now that is an offer I can't refuse,
Perfect we have have a deal pritty cheap date and totally classy "
ahh lol I'm all about the classy |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Jack Daniel and cola please infact if you make it 3 for free I let you take me to the toilets ahh lol,
Now that is an offer I can't refuse,
Can I have Martini Vodka shaken, not stirred please "
wait till I roll up my sleeves there my man, coming right up. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Macallan please kind sir.  ohh very nice, I have a 12 year double cask there if madam would like to try.
That sounds perfect. Would you like to join me? "
you know what,I'd love 2,
Im on a black berrel Jason buzz at the moment or a Roe and Co but I'll take a break and join you for a scotch,,
Cheers. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Macallan please kind sir. ohh very nice, I have a 12 year double cask there if madam would like to try.
That sounds perfect. Would you like to join me? you know what,I'd love 2,
Im on a black berrel Jason buzz at the moment or a Roe and Co but I'll take a break and join you for a scotch,,
Cheers. "
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"Macallan please kind sir. ohh very nice, I have a 12 year double cask there if madam would like to try.
That sounds perfect. Would you like to join me? you know what,I'd love 2,
Im on a black berrel Jason buzz at the moment or a Roe and Co but I'll take a break and join you for a scotch,,
Cheers. barrel "
Slainte |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Couple of years since I worked a bar, miss the Saturday nights when I decided when to close and we drank all night. If you want a break lad I will do the bar for a bit, lock in all the way x"
Why ta very much my man
I'll be over in the corner with a very sexy lady sipping a whisky if you need me,
Only house rules,
no milk served
Guinness is not to be messed with in any shape or form.
Anyone asking for baileys in a pint glass, get them to pour their own and must leave the bar for a table,
And if someone asks for a Stella or and other wifebeater special shite make eye contact with me, I'll sort that out.
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Macallan please kind sir. ohh very nice, I have a 12 year double cask there if madam would like to try.
That sounds perfect. Would you like to join me? you know what,I'd love 2,
Im on a black berrel Jason buzz at the moment or a Roe and Co but I'll take a break and join you for a scotch,,
Cheers. barrel
Slainte "
ohhh bonus points already,,
We are off to a flyer |
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"Couple of years since I worked a bar, miss the Saturday nights when I decided when to close and we drank all night. If you want a break lad I will do the bar for a bit, lock in all the way x
Why ta very much my man
I'll be over in the corner with a very sexy lady sipping a whisky if you need me,
Only house rules,
no milk served
Guinness is not to be messed with in any shape or form.
Anyone asking for baileys in a pint glass, get them to pour their own and must leave the bar for a table,
And if someone asks for a Stella or and other wifebeater special shite make eye contact with me, I'll sort that out.
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You are on kidda, you have fun x
I will sort the shite out lol |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Couple of years since I worked a bar, miss the Saturday nights when I decided when to close and we drank all night. If you want a break lad I will do the bar for a bit, lock in all the way x
Why ta very much my man
I'll be over in the corner with a very sexy lady sipping a whisky if you need me,
Only house rules,
no milk served
Guinness is not to be messed with in any shape or form.
Anyone asking for baileys in a pint glass, get them to pour their own and must leave the bar for a table,
And if someone asks for a Stella or and other wifebeater special shite make eye contact with me, I'll sort that out.
You are on kidda, you have fun x
I will sort the shite out lol"
happy hour is tomorrow so if your around, there a shift going for ya, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Top up of red wine please . 
Pints n shorts only, sorry, you are not in a wine bar no pal
We have a massive wine selection
Think vip bar on a fancy cruise ship,
Sorry boss x"
my bad, didn't handover correctly |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Top up of red wine please .
Pints n shorts only, sorry, you are not in a wine bar no pal
We have a massive wine selection
Think vip bar on a fancy cruise ship,
Sorry boss x my bad, didn't handover correctly
No customers soon . Cannot have wine 
No Bacardi and
Ok I will have a Mojito "
GJB
Sorry for the confusion,
New barman's first night
Shout what you want, it's on the house. |
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"Top up of red wine please .
Pints n shorts only, sorry, you are not in a wine bar no pal
We have a massive wine selection
Think vip bar on a fancy cruise ship,
Sorry boss x my bad, didn't handover correctly
No customers soon . Cannot have wine
No Bacardi and
Ok I will have a Mojito "
Sorry my boss has said I have to give you anything you want, I'm here to please so you get your wine unless there's anything else you'd like |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
I hope I haven't got to treat you all with pabrinex tomorrow. Its very expensive treatment. I'm worried now at the amount of booze floating around and the fact it's a 14 hour bender xxxx  Suzi |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I hope I haven't got to treat you all with pabrinex tomorrow. Its very expensive treatment. I'm worried now at the amount of booze floating around and the fact it's a 14 hour bender xxxx Suzi"
it's how we roll this side of the pond folks,,
Its a go big or go home movement, while trying to stay classy, |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"I hope I haven't got to treat you all with pabrinex tomorrow. Its very expensive treatment. I'm worried now at the amount of booze floating around and the fact it's a 14 hour bender xxxx Suzi it's how we roll this side of the pond folks,,
Its a go big or go home movement, while trying to stay classy, "
Well in that case I'd go big if I hadn't got work tomorrow. Hey ho back to sleep I try n go xxxxx Suzi |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I hope I haven't got to treat you all with pabrinex tomorrow. Its very expensive treatment. I'm worried now at the amount of booze floating around and the fact it's a 14 hour bender xxxx Suzi it's how we roll this side of the pond folks,,
Its a go big or go home movement, while trying to stay classy,
Well in that case I'd go big if I hadn't got work tomorrow. Hey ho back to sleep I try n go xxxxx Suzi"
catch ye tomorrow |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"I hope I haven't got to treat you all with pabrinex tomorrow. Its very expensive treatment. I'm worried now at the amount of booze floating around and the fact it's a 14 hour bender xxxx Suzi it's how we roll this side of the pond folks,,
Its a go big or go home movement, while trying to stay classy,
Well in that case I'd go big if I hadn't got work tomorrow. Hey ho back to sleep I try n go xxxxx Suzi catch ye tomorrow "
Mwahhhh and goodnight...I'm on duty tomorrow, soon be the weekend though xxxx have fun xxx Suzi |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I hope I haven't got to treat you all with pabrinex tomorrow. Its very expensive treatment. I'm worried now at the amount of booze floating around and the fact it's a 14 hour bender xxxx Suzi it's how we roll this side of the pond folks,,
Its a go big or go home movement, while trying to stay classy,
Well in that case I'd go big if I hadn't got work tomorrow. Hey ho back to sleep I try n go xxxxx Suzi catch ye tomorrow
Mwahhhh and goodnight...I'm on duty tomorrow, soon be the weekend though xxxx have fun xxx Suzi"
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