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You are a burglar but you only steal something that will only slightly inconvenience your victim

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

What are you stealing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Wifi router

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By *AABMan  over a year ago

Not far

The last dishwasher tablet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The block button

G

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By *asha86Couple  over a year ago

walsall

If a womans house the batteries out of the vibrator ... or the elusive small spoons.... like gold dust when you have kids! Just dont know where they all go!

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

The fridge....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

The dishwasher tablets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tv remote

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milk from the fridge!!

No brews or cereal for breakfast

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All there cups and mugs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Radiator keys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dressing gown

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Teaspoons

Batteries

Bread or milk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deffo having the loo roll away

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By *izzy.Woman  over a year ago

Stoke area

The light bulbs

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Soap

Shampoo

Toilet roll

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Thou shall not steal

Does swapping the salt and sugar over count...

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By *oubletroubleCouple  over a year ago

South West

Light switch for the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kettle and tea bags

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Kettle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fuses from all the sockets

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Oh beaten lol

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By *risxbrisxMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Have fun without any socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cushion covers

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By *picyminxWoman  over a year ago

Huntingdon

Forks and spoons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the door handles and wifi router

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The door handles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All the door handles and wifi router "

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Charging leads.

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By *risxbrisxMan  over a year ago

Bristol

All tooth brushes and tooth paste

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The shed or garage key

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All your forks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The last dishwasher tablet"

Pure evil

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

[Removed by poster at 09/02/22 21:44:36]

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bin bags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Phone charger.. can't even call the police.

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By *risxbrisxMan  over a year ago

Bristol

All soap and shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toilet roll...

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By *igJFromSAMan  over a year ago

Woking

Shoelaces

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By *ux19Man  over a year ago

Essex

Chocolate

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By *ingleWhiteMaleMan  over a year ago

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Bottle opener

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Door knobs/handles

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Toilet roll

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

Sofa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lightbulbs

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By *ingleWhiteMaleMan  over a year ago

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Her heart

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Microwave pinggggggg

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By *h_yes_please!Man  over a year ago

North Devon

Sink and bath plugs!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent

It's gotta be the jonnie's hasn't it?

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

The front door keys.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Chocolate "

Please take the chocolate.....stop me from eating it!

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

The left hand side heating elements of their toasters.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they've got a dog and a back garden - then the back door key.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The front door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shower head

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By *j84Man  over a year ago

Stevenage

Keyrings. Not the keys. Just the keyrings!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Their thunder.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Outsiders.

(Endy bits from your loaf of bread for anyone not from Glasgow....bloody magic toasted).

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By *risxbrisxMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Outsiders.

(Endy bits from your loaf of bread for anyone not from Glasgow....bloody magic toasted)."

I throw those bits to the birds

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Bath mat

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

The lid on her bin.

She bangs it shut. No need.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 leg from each chair and table

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By *oochilledMan  over a year ago

Widnes

Every left shoe

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Keyrings. Not the keys. Just the keyrings!"

Well I'll take the keys incase you left fingerprints

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

The nobs of the cooker or hob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every battery. In remote controls, sex toys, cars, even alarms. Even those that are back ups. All gone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cache of sex toy - I'm a horrible bastard!!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan  over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

Odd socks ....??

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Think it might do a bit more but imma take the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Battery from tv remote

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The plugs off all electrical items

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the forks

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Check for family photos… not to steal, but to work out how many are actually living at the house…

THEN

Steal enough of the glasses, cups, plates and cutlery to leave them one short for every meal

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By *est Mims LookingCouple  over a year ago

Crofton

All their clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All their left shoes!

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By *ollydoesWoman  over a year ago

Shangri-La

Spoons..id take their spoons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great thread, and another vote for batteries.... But the spare ones, and just aaa's so in weeks, maybe months... They'll realise and have to go to the garage or 24hr tescos at half 10 at night.... Muuhhhahahahaahahahahahaaaaa!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

The little glass dish in the bottom of the microwave.

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Every third key from the computer keyboards, and anything purple.

Cal

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By *tryder83Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

Remove a few plugs from wires. Just a few appliances. Toaster, lamp, the tv.

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By *r easy1981Man  over a year ago

leeds

Salt and pepper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The handles off all the taps and the plugs for the bath,sink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The plug for the kettle.

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By *osie xWoman  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Outsiders.

(Endy bits from your loaf of bread for anyone not from Glasgow....bloody magic toasted).

I throw those bits to the birds "

These are the best bits for a bread n butter pudding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd turn their water supply off for 24 hours and leave them an official looking letter that says they won't have any water for the duration.

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By *osie xWoman  over a year ago

wolverhampton

Start button on the washing machine

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Bathroom light bulb.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the towels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The wife

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Phone charger

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Plug fuses.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The middle two prongs from all their forks.

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By *layful HarlequinMan  over a year ago

iver heath

Got to be TV remote control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The vegetable peeler. True inconvenience when they have to scrape with the back of a knife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a single tissue

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By *mashingPumpkinMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen

The small spoons go in the bin together with the yogurt pot

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By *ing-louisMan  over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

The toilet paper

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By *uninlondon69Man  over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

All the food except soup and all the spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

VHS player

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

This thread has really been both amusing and revealing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got d*unk and left the front door open. When I got up in the morning the tv remote was gone and nothing else. Never found it!!! This actually happened.

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By *orkshire_roses999Couple  over a year ago

yorkshire

The door handles…..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The melon baller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of your socks except one trainer sock

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Hair product. Or is that going too far?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuse out of the plug to the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All the door handles and wifi router

Snap!"

Was only going to steal the screws holding the handles on the doors. Seemed funnier in my mind.

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Fiendish!!!

Some of these are way more than just inconvenient!

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fiendish!!!

Some of these are way more than just inconvenient!

Gbat "

The toilet roll theft brought on PTSD

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

One of those through the keyhole who live in the house like this answers on a postcard

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

His soul. Ha ha ha ha ha…..

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Batteries out of the clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The screw tops of the salt and pepper grinders

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