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What's the maddest thing you kids ever complained about
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over a year ago
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The older ones = bloody wifi
The toddler(just turned 2) = has a breakdown if her sock isnt on properly 
So you can imagine anything else is a full blown meltdown
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When my oldest was a toddler he had a proper fit over his cutlery. He wanted a certain spoon but we couldn't work out what he wanted. Took us ages to get that he wasn't saying lion, no he wanted the line spoon. A spoon with lines on the handle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When my oldest was a toddler he had a proper fit over his cutlery. He wanted a certain spoon but we couldn't work out what he wanted. Took us ages to get that he wasn't saying lion, no he wanted the line spoon. A spoon with lines on the handle.
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Of course he did!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's so many. Our daughter complains often if the dog dare jumps off her bed at bedtime. And if her covers aren't tucked in at the end of the bed.. God help you. She'll be stood over you in bed until you go and do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(this isn't a complaint, but it's funny)
The 5yo wasn't impressed that we kept forgetting money for the ice cream van after school.
He asked me one morning if I could put his £10 he got for his birthday in my pocket so I didn't forget. I said no because his dad would be picking him up. I was surprised there wasn't any tantrums. Anyway, fast forward to home time and dad collected him. He asked dad if he'd brought money for the ice cream van, he hadn't. Little fella said "that's fine, I've got money!" and pulls the tenner out of his pocket he'd taken to school. He got an ice cream and we've started pat downs before leaving for school  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Youngest daughter once complained that the sun was on her side of the car 'all the way' to the South of France.
Told her we could go to Scotland instead, she shut up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She can't have a pet ferret. She added ferret items to my Amazon basket, did a presentation at school about the value of having a pet ferret and got her friends to text me campaigning for a ferret. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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One of mine complained that I didn't give her her phone back. She got d*unk with friends and when they were caught she said she didn't deserve it so I took it, dismantled it and sat it in the window cill all summer. She was only 12. |
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"She can't have a pet ferret. She added ferret items to my Amazon basket, did a presentation at school about the value of having a pet ferret and got her friends to text me campaigning for a ferret. "
This is inspired
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me making her dinner. Me getting her dressed. Me doing her hair. Me putting her to bed so she gets enough sleep. Me taking her out shopping and buying her only one thing instead of the whole shop.
She's mad. I'm telling you she is mad. I'd be delighted if someone would do that for me. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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The autistic girl everything ang anything, she goes off like a bottle of pop over all sorts.
The dog won't get on her bed, it's her turn to wash up, the cash machine don't work, she can't find whatever.
This list goes on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just remember parents.
We teach them to talk and wish sometimes they would shut up. We teach them to walk and won't let them outside. We teach them how to dress themselves and complain when they throw their clothes on the floor. We buy them a mobile phone and complain when they never look away from it.
Can't think of any more. Yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My son at 8 years old deciding that I didn't love him enough because I didn't cut his sandwiches into triangles, they were square...apparently triangle sandwiches are a sign of love....
He's 28 now and still likes a triangle sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My son at 8 years old deciding that I didn't love him enough because I didn't cut his sandwiches into triangles, they were square...apparently triangle sandwiches are a sign of love....
He's 28 now and still likes a triangle sandwich "
Well. He has a point... |
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