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"Can I please have a Wakey, Wakey, Mary, Eggs and Bacey "Ninjas get Saki and Saki only in here, now you want it hot or cold,? | |||
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"I'll have a cold half pint of peroni please, got a week of antibiotics so taking it easy "coming right up Sir, and I do home that itch clears up quick smart... | |||
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"Pint of baileys please. Ice, no fruit. " ill leave the bottle, but there is no way you can expect an Irish may to pour one of our gifts to the world into a pint glass,
I think we need rules in here
Like a 10 commandments type thing,,
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"Whisky sour, please " any particular brand sir? | |||
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"Tequila after the day Iv had please "could I interest you in trying an XO Patron so ma'am, one of my Favourite Tequila, | |||
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"I'll have a cold half pint of peroni please, got a week of antibiotics so taking it easy coming right up Sir, and I do home that itch clears up quick smart... "Haha, touché Sir! Should of wrapped it twice  | |||
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"Tequila after the day Iv had please could I interest you in trying an XO Patron so ma'am, one of my Favourite Tequila, "If only  | |||
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"If your doing cocktails today, then a long slow screw would be perfect "you cum round the back here missus, I've something to give you,,  | |||
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"Whisky sour, please any particular brand sir? " Laphroaig if you have or any other peated single malt | |||
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"Tequila after the day Iv had please could I interest you in trying an XO Patron so ma'am, one of my Favourite Tequila,
If only "you re the 1zt here to know of it,, I shall have to keep an eye on you ma'am hmmmm | |||
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"Tequila after the day Iv had please could I interest you in trying an XO Patron so ma'am, one of my Favourite Tequila,
If only you re the 1zt here to know of it,, I shall have to keep an eye on you ma'am hmmmm"Haha me nah I’m sweet and innocent even got pictures to prove it | |||
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"Whisky sour, please any particular brand sir? Laphroaig if you have or any other peated single malt " I have what you need sir but could I suggest you try Suntory collaboration with Jameson peat single malts, pretty dam good at 1/4 the price | |||
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"Tequila after the day Iv had please could I interest you in trying an XO Patron so ma'am, one of my Favourite Tequila,
If only you re the 1zt here to know of it,, I shall have to keep an eye on you ma'am hmmmm
Haha me nah I’m sweet and innocent even got pictures to prove it "ohhh ill have to take a look see for myself so | |||
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"Lemonade please, got work soon. Cheers." pink??? | |||
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"Lemonade please, got work soon. Cheers. pink??? " Just the regular R Whites lemonade please. Plenty of ice, cheers. | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade with a few strawberries added if you’d be so kind please "Puerto De Indias coming right up ma'am Enjoy it. | |||
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"Lemonade please, got work soon. Cheers. pink??? Just the regular R Whites lemonade please. Plenty of ice, cheers." you got it Sir. | |||
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"Can I please have a Wakey, Wakey, Mary, Eggs and Bacey Ninjas get Saki and Saki only in here, now you want it hot or cold,? "Not sure about saki but will go for hot sake, it's a bit chilli today. | |||
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"Can I please have a Wakey, Wakey, Mary, Eggs and Bacey Ninjas get Saki and Saki only in here, now you want it hot or cold,?
Not sure about saki but will go for hot sake, it's a bit chilli today. "good choice sir. | |||
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"I'll take a spiced rum n cherry max please barkeep. Been quite the afternoon "come on in Posh and hop on my lap there, we can discuss the first thing that comes up | |||
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"Whisky sour, please any particular brand sir? Laphroaig if you have or any other peated single malt I have what you need sir but could I suggest you try Suntory collaboration with Jameson peat single malts, pretty dam good at 1/4 the price" Sounds good. I’ll go for it. Cheers | |||
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"A double JD with ice please and 4 Jagerbombs x" coming right up ma'am, would you like a sambo with those | |||
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"A double JD with ice please and 4 Jagerbombs x coming right up ma'am, would you like a sambo with those "I'd love one | |||
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"Whisky sour, please any particular brand sir? Laphroaig if you have or any other peated single malt I have what you need sir but could I suggest you try Suntory collaboration with Jameson peat single malts, pretty dam good at 1/4 the price Sounds good. I’ll go for it. Cheers " my man, Hope you enjoy, | |||
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"I'll take a spiced rum n cherry max please barkeep. Been quite the afternoon come on in Posh and hop on my lap there, we can discuss the first thing that comes up "Yes Sir
I should warn you.... my next drink I'll be needing something creamy | |||
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"A double JD with ice please and 4 Jagerbombs x coming right up ma'am, would you like a sambo with those
I'd love one "Posh is back here somewhere,, I'll ask her if she wants a sambo 2. Could be closing early tonight here folks, That of I need a pro behind the bar for, ohhh about 3 hours maybe 5. | |||
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"Whisky sour, please any particular brand sir? Laphroaig if you have or any other peated single malt I have what you need sir but could I suggest you try Suntory collaboration with Jameson peat single malts, pretty dam good at 1/4 the price Sounds good. I’ll go for it. Cheers my man, Hope you enjoy, " Lovely. Do you know who is that sexy lady with Pink gin and lemonade? Make her next drink on me  | |||
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"I'll take a spiced rum n cherry max please barkeep. Been quite the afternoon come on in Posh and hop on my lap there, we can discuss the first thing that comes up
Yes Sir
I should warn you.... my next drink I'll be needing something creamy "as luck would have it my sexy friend, I'm working on a batch of that right now,, (true story) | |||
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"Whisky sour, please any particular brand sir? Laphroaig if you have or any other peated single malt I have what you need sir but could I suggest you try Suntory collaboration with Jameson peat single malts, pretty dam good at 1/4 the price Sounds good. I’ll go for it. Cheers my man, Hope you enjoy, Lovely. Do you know who is that sexy lady with Pink gin and lemonade? Make her next drink on me "I will let her k ow Sir and there is nothing to be blushing at, infact that blushing is not allowed here at all, | |||
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"If your doing cocktails today, then a long slow screw would be perfect you cum round the back here missus, I've something to give you,, "I’m cumming | |||
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"If your doing cocktails today, then a long slow screw would be perfect you cum round the back here missus, I've something to give you,,
I’m cumming "Well that's the plan | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff "I was busy out back,, zipppp, Hmmm hmmmmm | |||
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"Pint of lager & lime and a jägers after the day I’ve had… yep I’m a pint kinda girl to start off before I move to gin, shots, everything "and particular lager in mind Ma'am, while I slip you our gin menu. | |||
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"Can I have a shandy please, it's a school night. "coming right up sir | |||
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"I'll have a rhubarb Gin and lemonade please " I got Jaxbox or Hendricks which will it be ma'am? Ohhh I think Malfy do a rhubarb, | |||
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"I'll have some port to wash down my antibiotics please " ohh you hit the right guy for that my man,, (blows dust off his personal supply) Corkburns vintage reserve Tawny, direct from source in Porto, Smell it for 30 minutes then sample,,, | |||
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"Any mocktails available for us tee-total peeps?? If not, just a please MJ "if ye don't see it Folks, pull up a stool and shout out what ye want, we'll make it for you. | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm"It’s alright I went for a carry out | |||
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"I'll have some port to wash down my antibiotics please ohh you hit the right guy for that my man,, (blows dust off his personal supply) Corkburns vintage reserve Tawny, direct from source in Porto, Smell it for 30 minutes then sample,,, "Port is life. I can smell it already. (you should really be telling me not to drink alcohol on antibiotics though.) So.. I'll be good and have a glass of water. But pass the bottle so I can have a sniff please | |||
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"I'll have some port to wash down my antibiotics please ohh you hit the right guy for that my man,, (blows dust off his personal supply) Corkburns vintage reserve Tawny, direct from source in Porto, Smell it for 30 minutes then sample,,,
Port is life. I can smell it already. (you should really be telling me not to drink alcohol on antibiotics though.) So.. I'll be good and have a glass of water. But pass the bottle so I can have a sniff please "now now folks ye 2 are big enough and bold enough to know what ye should and should not do, I only do what I'm asked, I'll give you a 1/2 measure so, | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm
It’s alright I went for a carry out "ahhh good choice, we don't do Stella in here,, infact white vests are only permitted on the ladies | |||
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"Don’t drink so I had a nice strawberry lemon drink " you should ask steps7781 what they ordered you may like it. | |||
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"I will have a Raki with ice and water please barman " Greek or Turkish we have both. | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm
It’s alright I went for a carry out ahhh good choice, we don't do Stella in here,, infact white vests are only permitted on the ladies "Oh Christ no I wouldn’t lower myself to the Stella | |||
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"I really would love a good espresso martini right about now!" you are in luck ma'am I grind some great beans this morning, coming right up. | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm
It’s alright I went for a carry out ahhh good choice, we don't do Stella in here,, infact white vests are only permitted on the ladies
Oh Christ no I wouldn’t lower myself to the Stella "well stop giving that impression off so | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. " look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.  | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long. "I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair. | |||
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"Massive coffee - not the instant stuff - boiling hot with a tiny little bit of milk. Ta very muchly. "Ahhh you must be new here, this is a zero milk zone, we have cream in a tin for cocktails and nipples, but the coffee is waaayyyy to fine to add growth hormone 2 | |||
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"Pint of beer please & a whiskey chaser. I’ve had a really bad day lol" ant particular brands my man, now pull up a stool. | |||
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"Massive coffee - not the instant stuff - boiling hot with a tiny little bit of milk. Ta very muchly.
Ahhh you must be new here, this is a zero milk zone, we have cream in a tin for cocktails and nipples, but the coffee is waaayyyy to fine to add growth hormone 2 "Straight up it is then! | |||
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"Morgan spiced and for me, best make it a double "would you like to try the Kraken instead, you don't like it your next morgans is on the house. | |||
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"Massive coffee - not the instant stuff - boiling hot with a tiny little bit of milk. Ta very muchly.
Ahhh you must be new here, this is a zero milk zone, we have cream in a tin for cocktails and nipples, but the coffee is waaayyyy to fine to add growth hormone 2
Straight up it is then! "big fan of your work ma'am,, | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair. "Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm
It’s alright I went for a carry out ahhh good choice, we don't do Stella in here,, infact white vests are only permitted on the ladies
Oh Christ no I wouldn’t lower myself to the Stella well stop giving that impression off so " I wanted jäger | |||
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"Please may i have a spiced rum and cola... been a long time since i had a drink in here. Let me see who still drinks in here "I'm just making one for the gent above you,, coming right up. | |||
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"I really would love a good espresso martini right about now! you are in luck ma'am I grind some great beans this morning, coming right up. " | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. "Oh this sounds more fun than drinking alone. Also makes it look less like I have a problem. Bonus. | |||
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"Please may i have a spiced rum and cola... been a long time since i had a drink in here. Let me see who still drinks in here I'm just making one for the gent above you,, coming right up. "Red leg for me please. Deffinately not Kracken | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest.
Oh this sounds more fun than drinking alone. Also makes it look less like I have a problem. Bonus. "you never drink alone in here, you always have me at the bar, and I purposely designed the place to have few tables and lots of chairs so people have to sit and mingle, which also left room for private rooms out back | |||
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"Please may i have a spiced rum and cola... been a long time since i had a drink in here. Let me see who still drinks in here I'm just making one for the gent above you,, coming right up.
Red leg for me please. Deffinately not Kracken "coming right up. | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm
It’s alright I went for a carry out ahhh good choice, we don't do Stella in here,, infact white vests are only permitted on the ladies
Oh Christ no I wouldn’t lower myself to the Stella well stop giving that impression off so
I wanted jäger "there was 2 bottles on the bar, Pay attention,, Your not at home now my man,, get off the tit and help yourself,, | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. "at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,, | |||
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"Slow service today, think you need to hire in staff I was busy out back,, zipppp,
Hmmm hmmmmm
It’s alright I went for a carry out ahhh good choice, we don't do Stella in here,, infact white vests are only permitted on the ladies
Oh Christ no I wouldn’t lower myself to the Stella well stop giving that impression off so
I wanted jäger there was 2 bottles on the bar,
Pay attention,,
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"Any mocktails available for us tee-total peeps?? If not, just a please MJ if ye don't see it Folks, pull up a stool and shout out what ye want, we'll make it for you. "Yay! Can I get a virgin elderflower mojito in that case please
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,, "If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too | |||
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"Guiness and lemonade please in a Stella artois glass xxxx Suzi"WHAT.... are you guys trying to start a war here, 1 Guinness is GUINNESS, its liquid gold and as such gets a 1 foot square space on the bar so lesser drinks cannot be in its presence. 2 it is never served in anything but a guinness glass and 3, Stella is not a drink we serve here, no matter now stained the vest of who ordered it IS. NOW Go back outside folks look up at the signs on the bar, take a deep breath and come back inside and try again,, in the meantime, I need a whiskey after that,,, Jeeeessssuuuussssssz,, | |||
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"I'll take a spiced rum n cherry max please barkeep. Been quite the afternoon come on in Posh and hop on my lap there, we can discuss the first thing that comes up
Yes Sir
I should warn you.... my next drink I'll be needing something creamy as luck would have it my sexy friend, I'm working on a batch of that right now,, (true story) "I'm hoping I didn't miss the creamy ones? | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too "that will work with the 10 year Ruby,, Lol | |||
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"Can I have a shandy please, it's a school night. coming right up sir"That hit the spot innkeep, could I have another shandy please but hold the lemonade. Who cares about work tomorrow, it's a WFH day. | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too "Just to clarify, are you flashing to pinch it off me or so I get it for free? | |||
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"Please barman can I have a long slow comfortable screw up against the wall!!! "Is the comfortable part compulsory? | |||
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"Guiness and lemonade please in a Stella artois glass xxxx Suzi WHAT.... are you guys trying to start a war here,
1 Guinness is GUINNESS, its liquid gold and as such gets a 1 foot square space on the bar so lesser drinks cannot be in its presence.
2 it is never served in anything but a guinness glass and
3, Stella is not a drink we serve here, no matter now stained the vest of who ordered it IS.
NOW
Go back outside folks look up at the signs on the bar, take a deep breath and come back inside and try again,, in the meantime, I need a whiskey after that,,, Jeeeessssuuuussssssz,, " Bends over the bar, naked Ass in air.....now Where's that bottle of Baileys, and pink flamingo glass....gotta be a pink flamingo glass. Xxxx Suzi | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too
Just to clarify, are you flashing to pinch it off me or so I get it for free?"I'm getting us both a free bottle | |||
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"Pint of lager & lime and a jägers after the day I’ve had… yep I’m a pint kinda girl to start off before I move to gin, shots, everything and particular lager in mind Ma'am, while I slip you our gin menu. "Love a moretti but I’ll have a calling or coors | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too
Just to clarify, are you flashing to pinch it off me or so I get it for free?"just to clarify, no1 is getting the cockburns special for free, it's my own private stash | |||
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"A vodka martini please with an olive on the end of your cock "cuming right up ma'am, the drink be along a little later | |||
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"Pint of lager & lime and a jägers after the day I’ve had… yep I’m a pint kinda girl to start off before I move to gin, shots, everything and particular lager in mind Ma'am, while I slip you our gin menu.
Love a moretti but I’ll have a calling or coors "all 3 are here, glass door fridges behind the bar under the spirts and wine marked by Country, so pick what you like and let me know. | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too
Just to clarify, are you flashing to pinch it off me or so I get it for free?
I'm getting us both a free bottle " nothing in here is free, you might not pay for the drinks but it ain't free, muhaaaaaaaaaaa | |||
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"I'll have a 'someone to dominate my wife' and a large glass of either Malbec or Merlot please for me to enjoy drinking as I watch. Ta" Merlot it is, key to room 1 there as well that or the pool table there good sir. | |||
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I'll have a large Disarano and please and one of your pyramids of Ferrero Roche, if that isn't being too greedy?
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"I'll have a 'someone to dominate my wife' and a large glass of either Malbec or Merlot please for me to enjoy drinking as I watch. Ta Merlot it is, key to room 1 there as well that or the pool table there good sir. " Pool table is more than sufficient my good man. And thanks for the Merlot | |||
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"I'll have a 'someone to dominate my wife' and a large glass of either Malbec or Merlot please for me to enjoy drinking as I watch. Ta Merlot it is, key to room 1 there as well that or the pool table there good sir. Pool table is more than sufficient my good man. And thanks for the Merlot " there wipes in the ball tray lol | |||
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"Oh Ambassador, you spoil us I'll have a large Disarano and please and one of your pyramids of Ferrero Roche, if that isn't being too greedy?
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too
Just to clarify, are you flashing to pinch it off me or so I get it for free?
I'm getting us both a free bottle "In this case I fully support the flashing. Flash away. | |||
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"I'll have a 'someone to dominate my wife' and a large glass of either Malbec or Merlot please for me to enjoy drinking as I watch. Ta Merlot it is, key to room 1 there as well that or the pool table there good sir. Pool table is more than sufficient my good man. And thanks for the Merlot there wipes in the ball tray lol "Much appreciated | |||
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"Coffee and Brandy please "ohhh big fan of your work, coming right up | |||
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"I'll have a 'someone to dominate my wife' and a large glass of either Malbec or Merlot please for me to enjoy drinking as I watch. Ta Merlot it is, key to room 1 there as well that or the pool table there good sir. Pool table is more than sufficient my good man. And thanks for the Merlot there wipes in the ball tray lol
Much appreciated"we aim to please, and avoid the hair | |||
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"Coffee and Brandy please ohhh big fan of your work, coming right up"My work | |||
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"Coffee and Brandy please ohhh big fan of your work, coming right up
My work "yes, but in this case your order | |||
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"I'll have a 'someone to dominate my wife' and a large glass of either Malbec or Merlot please for me to enjoy drinking as I watch. Ta Merlot it is, key to room 1 there as well that or the pool table there good sir. Pool table is more than sufficient my good man. And thanks for the Merlot there wipes in the ball tray lol
Much appreciated we aim to please, and avoid the hair "Haha I'll simply be drinking and watching. I'll let everyone else enjoy her for a while | |||
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"Just a Pepsi please sir. Busy day tomorrow " on its way | |||
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"Take it im barred hahaha... .so what's new on here.....I have the Baileys, gonna take it to the Club instead, share it with my boys xxxxx Suzi"no your are not barred, take more that that but you order that again you will get ginger cream | |||
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"Take it im barred hahaha... .so what's new on here.....I have the Baileys, gonna take it to the Club instead, share it with my boys xxxxx Suzi no your are not barred, take more that that but you order that again you will get ginger cream "Mmmmm I don't mind what colour cream .....just love cream squirting down my throat | |||
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"Take it im barred hahaha... .so what's new on here.....I have the Baileys, gonna take it to the Club instead, share it with my boys xxxxx Suzi no your are not barred, take more that that but you order that again you will get ginger cream
Mmmmm I don't mind what colour cream .....just love cream squirting down my throat "maybe step this side of bar and I'll give you a tasting tour of my private stash. | |||
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"I've got to leave this naughty bar now, my pug needs a walk. If it still open later, I'll pop in for a tipple or 10 xxxxx Suzi"open till 7am suxi Q, pop in later for some cream. | |||
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"My favorite barman. I'll try something different tonight and have port, biggish glass though. look left down the Bar, there a sexy couple sniffing an old bottle of Cockburns while holding a glass of water, go down there and help them make up their mind,, and bring me back the bottle, it shouldn't be open this long.
I'm just gonna take the bottle to be fair.
Get another bottle, we'll see who can drink it the fastest. at 430€ a bottle,, its gonna be a great night tonight,,
If I flash you my boobs can we just call it even? I'll flash for JAGs free bottle too
Just to clarify, are you flashing to pinch it off me or so I get it for free?
I'm getting us both a free bottle
In this case I fully support the flashing. Flash away. "I might blind you though, | |||
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"An ice cold Peroni for me and a large glass of red for Mrs L thank you "coming right up sir, any particular red for the good lady?? | |||
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"Sparking water please. I'm anybody's if I drink alcohol ",, coming right young lady. | |||
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"A caprihana please " I'm sure there is a bottle of cachaça there somewhere,, 1 sec ma'am | |||
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"Ice cold bottle of Heineken. " right under the taps sir,, enjoy. | |||
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"I'm back....hair washed ready for hairdressers tomorrow, showered and looking for cream xxxx Suzi"what flavour you want ma'am | |||
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"I'm back....hair washed ready for hairdressers tomorrow, showered and looking for cream xxxx Suzi what flavour you want ma'am "Cheeky sweet, sticky,Vanilla nom nom I like to feel it slide down my throat xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"I'm back....hair washed ready for hairdressers tomorrow, showered and looking for cream xxxx Suzi what flavour you want ma'am
Cheeky sweet, sticky,Vanilla nom nom I like to feel it slide down my throat xxxxx Suzi"Cool Swan it is do ma'am, Bottle yet to be opened. | |||
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"I'm back....hair washed ready for hairdressers tomorrow, showered and looking for cream xxxx Suzi what flavour you want ma'am
Cheeky sweet, sticky,Vanilla nom nom I like to feel it slide down my throat xxxxx Suzi
Cool Swan it is do ma'am,
Bottle yet to be opened. "I'm waiting expectantly xxxx Suzi | |||
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"I'm back....hair washed ready for hairdressers tomorrow, showered and looking for cream xxxx Suzi what flavour you want ma'am
Cheeky sweet, sticky,Vanilla nom nom I like to feel it slide down my throat xxxxx Suzi
Cool Swan it is do ma'am,
Bottle yet to be opened.
I'm waiting expectantly xxxx Suzi"coming right up, | |||
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"Could I please have a pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat
NBVN x"totally my dear coming right up. | |||
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"Pint of the good stuff for me and a good pounding for the missis please!!!" not a bother my good man if ye look behind ye the pool table should be clear by now and hopefully wiped down, | |||
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"I’ll have another tequila and a slap on the ass "that 1 is on the house,,  | |||
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"Please barman can I have a long slow comfortable screw up against the wall!!! "you my dear need to see my private collection out back,, I think I got something juicy back there for you,, | |||
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"I'll take a spiced rum n cherry max please barkeep. Been quite the afternoon come on in Posh and hop on my lap there, we can discuss the first thing that comes up
Yes Sir
I should warn you.... my next drink I'll be needing something creamy as luck would have it my sexy friend, I'm working on a batch of that right now,, (true story)
I'm hoping I didn't miss the creamy ones? "you can aon the spot make up as required Posh, so don't worry | |||
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"Any mocktails available for us tee-total peeps?? If not, just a please MJ if ye don't see it Folks, pull up a stool and shout out what ye want, we'll make it for you.
Yay! Can I get a virgin elderflower mojito in that case please
MJ x"Jeez I missed this 1 sorry folks and a great choice I may add, on the house and sorry for the delay. | |||
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"Can I have a iced vodka over lime please and a ace masseuse as my back aches "you came to the right place madame, Safest hands in Da Village, Pull up a stool and let's have a look at ya. | |||
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"Can I have a iced vodka over lime please and a ace masseuse as my back aches "Will a ThunderACE masseuse do..? It comes with guarantees | |||
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"Bottle of Corona Disaronno and cranberry juice And a Pink gin and lemonade For the Monday night Crew "first multi order, now we're talking,, No worries sir, grab a seat, coming right up. | |||
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"Could I please have a pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat
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 I'll miss happy hour, I'm on night shift  xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"I've never had Sex on the Beach - could I try it please? "sure I've a big sand trap out back give me a second to throw everyone out and we'll give it a go ,, ohh sorry you ment the drink Sure no worries ma'am cuming right up. | |||
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NBVN x totally my dear coming right up.
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" I'll miss happy hour, I'm on night shift xxxxx Suzi"sneak down for a quickie, 3 raps on the door and I'll let you in. | |||
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"Still waiting for that bottle of Douro white "you never announced that you arrived, I have it chilling for you left of the bar, Seat reserved and all. | |||
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"Still waiting for that bottle of Douro white you never announced that you arrived, I have it chilling for you left of the bar,
Seat reserved and all. "On my way | |||
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"Bottle of dom perignon" ooooouuuuuuu There are 1 or 5 bottles downstairs in the chiller,, How many glasses does the lady require? | |||
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