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5 attributes you would like in your ideal woman
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1, Confident,
2, Knows what she wants and knows how to get it,
3, Swan-like, ( smooth and unruffled on the surface, a thrashing bundle of strength and energy below the surface)
4, Able to articulate her side of any discussion,
5, Curvy bordering on voluptious
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PS Being a double jointed nymphomaniac Kelly Le Brock look-a-like helps tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quiet (speaks when spoken too)
gullible
vulnerable
desperate
accessible
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.... and then shagaloony woke up, fell out of the hammock, landed on a big dog which reacted by biting his testicles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Quiet (speaks when spoken too)
gullible
vulnerable
desperate
accessible
.... and then shagaloony woke up, fell out of the hammock, landed on a big dog which reacted by biting his testicles "
and that your honour is Ms Serens defense!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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seriously now.
Has to keep me awake all night with incessant snoring, talking and fidgeting whilst asleep.
has to decide every meal whether I fancy that or not.
be a grumpy cow all day because she had little sleep but still far more than me.
be happy to receive breakfast in bed but not give in return.
leave a mess for me to clean up after you.
I thought long and hard, and as Ms Rooney is my dream girl then this must be my 5.
anyone got some spare crackers for my cheese?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seriously now.
Has to keep me awake all night with incessant snoring, talking and fidgeting whilst asleep.
has to decide every meal whether I fancy that or not.
be a grumpy cow all day because she had little sleep but still far more than me.
be happy to receive breakfast in bed but not give in return.
leave a mess for me to clean up after you.
I thought long and hard, and as Ms Rooney is my dream girl then this must be my 5.
anyone got some spare crackers for my cheese?. "
got some spare cheese for ur crackers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"seriously now.
Has to keep me awake all night with incessant snoring, talking and fidgeting whilst asleep.
has to decide every meal whether I fancy that or not.
be a grumpy cow all day because she had little sleep but still far more than me.
be happy to receive breakfast in bed but not give in return.
leave a mess for me to clean up after you.
I thought long and hard, and as Ms Rooney is my dream girl then this must be my 5.
anyone got some spare crackers for my cheese?.
got some spare cheese for ur crackers "
My undie crackers? they're already cheesy, Ms Rooney away this week, I don't even know if we have a washing machine, never mind how to use it. |
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