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Who would like to have sex with me.......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....and you can't say no!!
If you do, well....I'll...I'll....I'll sulk and throw a tantrum but worst of all, I'll BLOCK you. Yeah, you've been warned.
My profile contains all the information you need to know about me. 
Come on ladies/women, I'm yours.
Gentleman, I'm afraid I'm straight but you can admire from afar.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?"
Thanks, it's not a bad pic but wait till you get my face pic and well, my dick pic is going to blow you away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?
Thanks, it's not a bad pic but wait till you get my face pic and well, my dick pic is going to blow you away. "
Make sure to write “Fancy a fuck” and I’ll probably get a semi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me. "
Steady on there laddie....this fine specimen is only for the layyyddiiess.
Thanks for the offer and if I ever 'turn' bi, you're top of my list. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not a lady but that profile pic really does it for me. When can I pick you up?
Thanks, it's not a bad pic but wait till you get my face pic and well, my dick pic is going to blow you away.
Make sure to write “Fancy a fuck” and I’ll probably get a semi."
I know you want it. FAF is only for losers who aren't sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me.
Steady on there laddie....this fine specimen is only for the layyyddiiess.
Thanks for the offer and if I ever 'turn' bi, you're top of my list. "
*dons best frock and in finest David Walliams voice*
“But can’t you see, I’m a lady”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can offer you the same deal as the other guy along with a pumped up action five finger knuckle pump, not tried and tested yet so you will be my first victim....err I mean virgin  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bed over then darling. I thought you’d never ask me.
Steady on there laddie....this fine specimen is only for the layyyddiiess.
Thanks for the offer and if I ever 'turn' bi, you're top of my list.
*dons best frock and in finest David Walliams voice*
“But can’t you see, I’m a lady”
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Yes, yes you are but are you a layyyddy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can offer you the same deal as the other guy along with a pumped up action five finger knuckle pump, not tried and tested yet so you will be my first victim....err I mean virgin "
"Same" offer?? When I'm offering the best cream to his lard. Tssst....you're gonna have to do better than that.  |
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You are soooooo blocked!! 