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5 attributes you would like in your ideal man.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine.
1. Eyes that scream deviancy ( My eyes are reasonably normal, its the rest thats screaming deviant)
2. Manners ( do bad manners count?? )
3. Knows his own mind ( I lost my mind some years ago)
4. A nice ass ( I do have a donkey if thats any use)
5. Articulate ( I like them roasted and glazed with garlic butter , or is that artichokes??)
1. Ability to make me laugh ( I could tell you my c*ck size, most women laugh)
2. Nice eyes ( I have three BONUS!!! )
3. Intelligent ( well I failed the IQ test)
4. Caring ( I may require a carer soon ??? )
5. Knows how to treat a lady ( does sharing a 99P burger count??? )
Fun, ( I know that the tiny Mars bars etc are called fun size, so I guess my c*ck is FUN sized!! ),
Tactile, ( I use nails to put roof tiles on, thumb tacks would never work !!! ) ,
Considerate, ( I considered being considerate, but considering the circumstancies I thought reconsideration was worth considering)
A good cook, ( I can burn water )
Adventurous ( I need my hand held going to the toilet in the dark )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. honest
2. considerate
3. articulate
4. confident
5. sense of humour
(but you could chuck in nice eyes, nice bum and a hairy chest and I'd be in heaven)  "
in heaven or under his robe, whatever takes ya fancy |
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"1. honest
2. considerate
3. articulate
4. confident
5. sense of humour
(but you could chuck in nice eyes, nice bum and a hairy chest and I'd be in heaven)
in heaven or under his robe, whatever takes ya fancy "
ha ha...actually it wasn't aimed at a specific individual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think"
and you wonder why patrick calls me a selfish bitch haha  |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think
and you wonder why patrick calls me a selfish bitch haha "
ahh well still waiting for a woman to post things i might be able to meet up with lol,,,,,, can live in hope i suppose lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think"
Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks"
dont worry about the mixing drinks hun. i will just rob em. see a brown drink then its mine lol |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks
dont worry about the mixing drinks hun. i will just rob em. see a brown drink then its mine lol"
o can mixm vodka-n-,rum-n-,bacardi-n-,whiskey-n-,and all in the same glass if needs be too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol"
all i know is that it was brown but sure didnt taste like vodka. no wonder i was pissed. think a high percentage of people where drinking with something that nite.
will blame it on not wearing me glasses. am not really a robbing scouser |
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"5 attributes i like in a man
1) a guy who has no sense of time and thinks a 5 second blow job is more like a 30 min one
2) better still a guy who can suck his own cock, seen a couple on chat room now who can do this.
3) a guy who can mix a good drink
4) a guy who can hit my g spot
5) with a tongue like a giraffe.
all bases covered with that i think Well i was doing alright, and ticking them all off, until i got to that list. i'm no good at mixing drinks
dont worry about the mixing drinks hun. i will just rob em. see a brown drink then its mine lol"
yeah...dontcha just...and then you wonder why you feel so crappy the next day...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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who felt crappy the next day???? i normally look a complete and utter mess first thing in the morning. natural look for me hun, apart from the tits that is haha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol
well if she was stealing mine to then she wouldn't have got d*unk lol as i was only on the (of which i lost at least 4 ) lmao "
mind over matter. most prob diluted the alcohol in me system. most prob that was when i had my lucid moments when drinking your s hun
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol
well if she was stealing mine to then she wouldn't have got d*unk lol as i was only on the (of which i lost at least 4 ) lmao
mind over matter. most prob diluted the alcohol in me system. most prob that was when i had my lucid moments when drinking your s hun
xx"
cole and champagne marmite isn't a very good combination though i can tell you that much lmao but tit and marmite was a better one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well that explains where my drinks kept going on saturday lol
all i know is that it was brown but sure didnt taste like vodka. no wonder i was pissed. think a high percentage of people where drinking with something that nite.
will blame it on not wearing me glasses. am not really a robbing scouser"
I'm saying nothing other than i'm glad my car has alloys so you couldn't nick my hub-caps And sorry, i thought you said 'rock' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine.
1. Eyes that scream deviancy ( My eyes are reasonably normal, its the rest thats screaming deviant)
2. Manners ( do bad manners count?? )
3. Knows his own mind ( I lost my mind some years ago)
4. A nice ass ( I do have a donkey if thats any use)
5. Articulate ( I like them roasted and glazed with garlic butter , or is that artichokes??)
1. Ability to make me laugh ( I could tell you my c*ck size, most women laugh)
2. Nice eyes ( I have three BONUS!!! )
3. Intelligent ( well I failed the IQ test)
4. Caring ( I may require a carer soon ??? )
5. Knows how to treat a lady ( does sharing a 99P burger count??? )
Fun, ( I know that the tiny Mars bars etc are called fun size, so I guess my c*ck is FUN sized!! ),
Tactile, ( I use nails to put roof tiles on, thumb tacks would never work !!! ) ,
Considerate, ( I considered being considerate, but considering the circumstancies I thought reconsideration was worth considering)
A good cook, ( I can burn water )
Adventurous ( I need my hand held going to the toilet in the dark )
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Haha pmsl u fluffing nutter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
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Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do? "
Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?
Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash "
steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?
Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash
steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat? "
Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?
Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash
steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?
Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol"
Thinks
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I'm receiving replies, this must mean I'm onto something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?
Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash
steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?
Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol
Thinks
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.
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I'm receiving replies, this must mean I'm onto something. "
Think you are pants at reading replays lol. Will give you 8/10 for persistence though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine.
1. Eyes that scream deviancy
2. Manners
3. Knows his own mind
4. A nice ass
5. Articulate
See my profile xx
(its nothing like that lol) xx "
i wouldnt say that. you do have one of those. you have manners and said thank you after sucking my finger at the social
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courteous
Masculine
Adventurous
Tactile
Tenacious
And of course he has to be sexy as hell along with the tall dark and hansom bit.
Will extremely appreciative and a bouquet of flowers do?
Prefer a man with a firm hand and a leash
steel toe cap boot and a baseball bat?
Hun i think you will need a lot more than that on your head lol
Thinks
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.
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I'm receiving replies, this must mean I'm onto something.
Think you are pants at reading replays lol. Will give you 8/10 for persistence though lol"
subtle mention of pants, 8 out of 10 for persistence, defo on the right track, off for a shower now just in case. |
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