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What's the funniest nickname you have heard and what's the story behind it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I recall someone on Fab saying they had a really funny nickname when younger. Can’t remember who it was, but I’m certain it was on a thread about shellsuits. He said that he owned a white, blue and red one and his mates called him Aquafresh  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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Way back in the day a fella in the pub was called Pish-hoose Pete after he had a a bit of a kiss and cuddle in the pub loo with someone. They were in the ladies and we only found out when there was a queue of women standing crossed legged at the door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was called “Button” because I pressed any button I saw and while pressing it I asked "what does this button do?" One friend of mine said to me “Thank God you’re not the president of the US”  )))))) |
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Stumpy. He was a huge rugby player build of a guy but apparently his cock was short and fat
Bleach is a mate who's named because he's really really pale! I've known him 35 years and have no idea of his real name! |
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over a year ago
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I also worked with a guy who had 2 names depending on the mood. His real name was mick but I always thought it was Dan. Turned our people called him Dan because he was always so desperate for a shag.
We also called the same guy fanny hands because he has a skin graft on the palm of his hand from his back when we was a kid but it had also taken hair follicles with it so they grew when he got older, leaving the palm of his hand resembling a hairy muff.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know a guy with a random name that isn't his - I asked him why they called him Harry and it turns out that's the name of the guy that ran him over and put him in hospital when he was younger- thoroughly bizarre!
Also we have a guy called the claw - his hand got blown off by a valve at work and now just has a mush with a thumb. |
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