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So you take the colour of the underwear you have on plus the name of the last thing you ate
Today I'm Commando Chicken Dinner |
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over a year ago
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Tartan multi vitamin,
Kinda has a ring to it,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pink granola |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Er.....
Naked coffee |
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I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black crumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White nuts |
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Looks like black crumpet and black coffee are going to be our chorus line in any production  |
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"Pink granola "
I'd watch her movies for sure,, lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Navy Blue Banana |
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Spotty toast 
Not terribly erotic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Red Krave or Red Cereal  |
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"Red Krave or Red Cereal "
Red Krave sound quite marvel comics doesn't it?
Revenge of the Red Krave! |
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"Grey muesli  "
So just regular muesli then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive."
I think it is and this one is stripper name. I'm running with it anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White Cookie.
Kinda works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Orange toast |
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"Grey muesli
So just regular muesli then? "
Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought…… |
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"Commando cornflake! "
that so works, |
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"Grey muesli
So just regular muesli then?
Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought…… "
That's what she said  |
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"White Cookie.
Kinda works."
Matches your profile pic nicely doesn't it? |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Black Ice Lolly
Someone is going to get a shock when I appear on stage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pink granola I'd watch her movies for sure,, lol"
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Blue crumpet.
I can go with that. |
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"Grey muesli
So just regular muesli then?
Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought……
That's what she said "
Lmao! In Fab it’s more likely to be “That’s what he said” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Multi-coloured weetabix ... somehow its just not cutting it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Commando Groovy (some chocolate bar from Aldi). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black Bagel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Commando Grapefruit
Mrs KC |
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"Black Ice Lolly
Someone is going to get a shock when I appear on stage "
will you bring the Stevie Ray Vaughan hat with you??? |
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"Grey muesli
So just regular muesli then?
Grey Swiss Style Muesli From Sainsburys was a bit of a mouthful I thought……
That's what she said
Lmao! In Fab it’s more likely to be “That’s what he said” "
That can be arranged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue crumpet.
I can go with that. "
Thank god you had not had a waffle for breakfast instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naked bacon |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Blue crumpet.
I can go with that.
Thank god you had not had a waffle for breakfast instead"
I definitely wouldn't have joined in the thread if I had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive."
that made me Honey Sherwood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese string blue  |
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"Blue crumpet.
I can go with that.
Thank god you had not had a waffle for breakfast instead
I definitely wouldn't have joined in the thread if I had. "
"Charming, Cheeky, Chunky and a flirt. What more does a girl need?"
If only I had a vagina ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White bratwurst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Green Hash Brown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black Toast |
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"Er.....
Naked coffee "
Same... |
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"Black nuts "
Think you should see a doc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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red bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black malteser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black banana |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"White Cookie.
Kinda works.
Matches your profile pic nicely doesn't it?"
Yeah I guess it does
Future username if I ever need one, except I can predict what emails I would get |
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"Black nuts
Think you should see a doc "
I’m just trying out a new kink. They should be fine in a couple of weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Black banana "
I can't swallow them when they are over-ripe.
Oh wait.
That's not what you meant. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I thought your porno name was your pets name and where you live. I'm Titan Drive."
That's just for scammers on Facebook to get your security question answers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Commando Groovy (some chocolate bar from Aldi)."
Previously called disco biscuits. Which do you prefer? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet "
That makes us black and blue crumpets. |
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By *MattyMan
over a year ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
Commando T |
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Following an unhealthy snack it's now Polka Dot Midget Gem. I kinda like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Commando Groovy (some chocolate bar from Aldi).
Previously called disco biscuits. Which do you prefer? "
As a name, or to eat? I guess they both work well as a porn name, but Commando Disco just edges it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Commando Bagel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue mint - always smells fresh |
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Had breakfast, got dressed and now I'm...
Rainbow Muffin  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Following an unhealthy snack it's now Polka Dot Midget Gem. I kinda like it "
They'll make a song about you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue Muffin |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet
That makes us black and blue crumpets. "
I’m not into S&M |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black marmalade.. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet
That makes us black and blue crumpets.
I’m not into S&M "
M&S then?  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet
That makes us black and blue crumpets.
I’m not into S&M
M&S then? "
M&M’s would be nicer |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’ve just had breakfast so now it’s Black Crumpet
That makes us black and blue crumpets.
I’m not into S&M
M&S then?
M&M’s would be nicer "
Deal. Peanut or chocolate or both? |
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Black biscuit
Hmmm not sure that works haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pink Weetabix & Black Porridge |
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over a year ago
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Khaki banana.... ewww |
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By *omino51Man
over a year ago
loughborough |
Today's poen name must be "crunchie nuts" ouch  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Green Cheesey Toast"
You need to see a doctor. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"No pants coconut ring"
That sounds like your bent over. |
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"No pants coconut ring
That sounds like your bent over. "
A coconut ain’t going in there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White pudding |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"No pants coconut ring
That sounds like your bent over.
A coconut ain’t going in there. "
I can think of other nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White double cream. |
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"White pudding "
Gets my dessert spoon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naked muffin |
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"Naked muffin"
Well it is Tuesday
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over a year ago
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Green toast "
Wrong on so many levels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue Banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black potato |
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Erm, Purple Smoked Basa and Creamy Lemon Spagetti. |
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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago
Leeds + Newcastle |
Black fruit salad.
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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black toast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ch3rry nom nom nom |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Blue toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue banana |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black Chocolate Porridge.
A bit gothy with a Scots twist |
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over a year ago
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Red Pineapple |
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Blue Sausage Sandwich..
going by OP’s rules. |
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over a year ago
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Black strawberry yogurt |
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over a year ago
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Black ciabatta |
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over a year ago
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Orange rice crispy |
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over a year ago
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Grey Stir Fry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue yorkie "
That's the other name for a cold person from Leeds. |
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over a year ago
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Why do we all sound so nasty?
Pmsl |
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over a year ago
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Blue galaxy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do we all sound so nasty?
Pmsl "
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over a year ago
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Black Ham Sandwich |
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over a year ago
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Black omelette, not gonna get laid with that name |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Black g-string sausage "
Kinky. |
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over a year ago
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Commando pretzel
Viv xx |
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Lunch update - Rainbow Sprinkled Donut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Updated 
Commando jerk pastie!
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black protein shake |
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over a year ago
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Black sushi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black hob nob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black cheese and jam sandwich.....
That doesn't sound sexy in any world! |
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"Black crumpet
lol"
And I'm white crumpet!
Mrs NC |
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over a year ago
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
"Green toast
Wrong on so many levels. "
I know |
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over a year ago
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Pride Curry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leopard print jacket potato |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Green bikini Christmas pud
Not exactly sexy haha.
Shh! Don't tell anyone I'm eating Christmas pud
C |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am lying… Leopard print Kinder chocolate
That’s the last last thing I ate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black Pasta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Red chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Purple pickled onion.
Hmmm
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