Emptied the fridge, freezer & pantry of all food and buried it in the garden for April fool’s day….. folks got home 7 hours later and let’s say I never did it again & they had an interesting conversation with the insurance company |
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"Emptied the fridge, freezer & pantry of all food and buried it in the garden for April fool’s day….. folks got home 7 hours later and let’s say I never did it again & they had an interesting conversation with the insurance company "
This is hilarious and something I’m shocked I didn’t do myself |
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"I set a stink bomb off in Woolies once
I robbed some pick ‘n’ mix from Woolies once. And a cuddly ladybird "
I think my cassette collection started with a woolies thieving spree |
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"Seems op dosent want to share
For me op
once drank milk out the carton and put it back in the fridge
You monster "
Ha ha yes I am that ha ha trying to turn over a new leaf and be a angel ha ha |
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"I set a stink bomb off in Woolies once
I robbed some pick ‘n’ mix from Woolies once. And a cuddly ladybird "
I pinched a few sweets when I was a kid from there and it was bonfire night and my sister grassed me up and we didn't get to go see the fireworks |
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"I set a stink bomb off in Woolies once
I robbed some pick ‘n’ mix from Woolies once. And a cuddly ladybird
I pinched a few sweets when I was a kid from there and it was bonfire night and my sister grassed me up and we didn't get to go see the fireworks "
Bet your sister was fumin! |
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"I set a stink bomb off in Woolies once
I robbed some pick ‘n’ mix from Woolies once. And a cuddly ladybird
I pinched a few sweets when I was a kid from there and it was bonfire night and my sister grassed me up and we didn't get to go see the fireworks "
I hope the rule of snitches get stitches was applied |
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"I set a stink bomb off in Woolies once
I robbed some pick ‘n’ mix from Woolies once. And a cuddly ladybird
I pinched a few sweets when I was a kid from there and it was bonfire night and my sister grassed me up and we didn't get to go see the fireworks
I hope the rule of snitches get stitches was applied "
I got her back later in life when I locked her in a fold up bed |
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"I set a stink bomb off in Woolies once
I robbed some pick ‘n’ mix from Woolies once. And a cuddly ladybird
I pinched a few sweets when I was a kid from there and it was bonfire night and my sister grassed me up and we didn't get to go see the fireworks
Bet your sister was fumin! "
She's shouldn't have grassed, it was literally about 10p worth of mix |
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I think a recent one was walking out of the supermarket without paying for my sandwich. I was in the car driving off by the time I remembered and thought fuck it, that's my payment for always standing chatting to everybody.
A sexual one? I was younger, met up with someone, that of course turned into sex, and then conveniently his friends turned up.. I made sure they went home with fuzzy heads. |
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