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If your ex was food what would it be

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

dead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lettuce; bland and boring

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By *icola2202Couple  over a year ago

Chatham

A curry. Nice at first explosive after time

Mr

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tripe

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Tripe"
wasn't a matelot was he mimi xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chinese takeaway

Nice , but not quite enough.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Lumpy gravy - good idea, poor execution

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A rotten apple.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I'd see it on the menu as being too expensive and send it back. Narrow escape.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Buffalo wings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a ham sandwhich.

with a bite taken out of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A vegetarian meal - Have me too much GAS!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inedible - not fit for human consumption

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gave

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By *2coupleCouple  over a year ago

Broadstairs

Wet cabbage x

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple  over a year ago

Darlington

Crackers.

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By *oxyFemme72Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Puffer Fish - toxic

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

Vanilla, not even ice cream, just the vanilla!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol

Some of these answers

The only person being sort of nice about their ex is bellaseas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tripe"

Lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Cabbage!x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Portuguese Tart

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Rancid rotten meat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shellfish. Looked and tasted alright but almost killed me.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Carolina reaper, hot as hell and will most definitely hurt you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol

Some of these answers

The only person being sort of nice about their ex is bellaseas "

Yeah as he's a nice man. I hope he's someone's all you can eat Chinese buffet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mouldy bread. He always looked blue anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marmite - you either love her or hate her. Unfortunately I hated her for over a decade

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By *ussexualMan  over a year ago

Brighton

Salt masquerading as sugar

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Buffalo wings. "

She was not and very tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

fugu

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ffking Parsnips

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By *merald Eyes XWoman  over a year ago

Can you find me….

A snail slimy

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By *etsukaCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Dead and gone

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Egg fried rice

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By *not123Couple  over a year ago

sp1

Dog food

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By *merald Eyes XWoman  over a year ago

Can you find me….

A snail slimy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Burnt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

McPlant from McDonalds

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By *TK421-Man  over a year ago

Cheltenham

A fantastic flavoured spicy curry.

She was lovely.

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Hot chocolate drizzle cake soft sensual dripping in the middle and very naughty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sprout , full of foul smelling gas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something that looks good, tastes shite,and slowly poisons you leaving you unable to put any food in your mouth.

So, olives.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Something that looks good, tastes shite,and slowly poisons you leaving you unable to put any food in your mouth.

So, olives.

"

On one hand this is very funny, on the other it's sad you have such of a douchenozzle of an ex. Conflicting.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Rachel Green's trifle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something that looks good, tastes shite,and slowly poisons you leaving you unable to put any food in your mouth.

So, olives.

On one hand this is very funny, on the other it's sad you have such of a douchenozzle of an ex. Conflicting."

Douchenozzle! This is my new favourite word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Offal...

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

My ex is blancmange or semolina

My man now is a fully loaded

knickerbocker glory with the proverbial cherry on top

Mrs B

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By *urham 3 riversMan  over a year ago

Co. Durham

sour grapes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bin wee. That was good once right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*food

Ffs

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


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A juicy peach.

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By *ingle To MingleMan  over a year ago

Swalwell

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By *ingle To MingleMan  over a year ago

Swalwell

Ex wife - lard

Ex husband - crisps

(Fat is fab, before anybody says anything. I'm just telling you what they'd genuinely be)

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

A big soggy pudding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That fluffy mouldy bit on a slice of bread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Corned Beef, hard to get into and lethal if not disposed of correctly

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Red wine of to start with but simply ended with an almighty headache and feeling sick

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By *he AmbassadorMan  over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Parsnips,,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A prune.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Marmite

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By *mashingPumpkinMan  over a year ago

Carmarthen

Aloo chaat, she never stopped talking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Asparagus

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

A disgusting piece of mouldy ham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rice pudding: soft and bland!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Mine would be a cherry pit, common as fuck but contains cyanide.....poisonous toxic wench

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rice pudding: soft and bland! "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

regurgitated doner kebab.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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You know the crust that gets stuck around the top of a lasagne? That won't fuck off... That

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By *i-huyMan  over a year ago

comber

Haribo

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By *ocky82Man  over a year ago

Watford

Doner kebab

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By *ld StrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Telford

One of those vomit eggs iff I’m a celebrity lol

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Blue cheese…It looks good but it’s foul and disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marmite, I detest marmite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bread sauce

Bland, unexciting, disappointing, boring, tasteless, no point to it

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By *parrow77Man  over a year ago

cheshire

Tripe lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inedible

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

..in the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Microvave lasagne way too sloppy and no teaste

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