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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Bugger, I was going to ask for a latte.
I'll have a glass of Shiraz instead then please."
Ruby this is a Growth Hormone free zone,, no milk here, but seeing as I'm a big fan of your work I'll allow you bring your own,, in the meantime could I tempt you with an XO Tequila, and some nuts on the side  or you still want the wine,,? |
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over a year ago
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"Bugger, I was going to ask for a latte.
I'll have a glass of Shiraz instead then please. Ruby this is a Growth Hormone free zone,, no milk here, but seeing as I'm a big fan of your work I'll allow you bring your own,, in the meantime could I tempt you with an XO Tequila, and some nuts on the side or you still want the wine,,? "
No milk? What sort of establishment is that  |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Bugger, I was going to ask for a latte.
I'll have a glass of Shiraz instead then please. Ruby this is a Growth Hormone free zone,, no milk here, but seeing as I'm a big fan of your work I'll allow you bring your own,, in the meantime could I tempt you with an XO Tequila, and some nuts on the side or you still want the wine,,?
No milk? What sort of establishment is that "
ill have to wait till later when it fills up to answer that, we have cream for shots and nipples, will cream do? |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"A red Berry cider with real raspberries please lovely accompanied by a roaring fire and armchair I can have a snooze in "
dun dun dun, dun da dun dun da dun,, sorry ma'am got carried away there for a sec, will Bulmers redberry do you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
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Feet are off limits
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Oh well if the coffee machine is broken I can't have an espresso martini. So I will have a pale sherry and a doilie not a beer mat please 
NBVN x"
somehow it magically works when alcohol is involved, so espresso Martini is still available |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
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Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier, "
You can just talk and soothe me with your accent.
I cant smile and drink. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier,
You can just talk and soothe me with your accent.
I cant smile and drink."
ohhh begurrra, I bet I could change that,, |
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"Hot chocolate with marshmallows and squirty cream please Mr A  I do a mean hot chocolate, you want a shot of Bailyeys with that,
Where you want that cream ma'am "
Oooo now we're talking Bailey's and the cream squirted where you suggest?  |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Parma violet spritz ...
Oooooh that sounds nice
Think I will have one too please.."
well Sweet BS you are Deffo sweet enough but in the interest of fairness I must ask if you would like the garnish also. |
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over a year ago
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"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier,
You can just talk and soothe me with your accent.
I cant smile and drink. ohhh begurrra, I bet I could change that,, "
I'd let you try, as long as you keep the wine coming. |
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over a year ago
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"Parma violet spritz ...
Oooooh that sounds nice
Think I will have one too please.. well Sweet BS you are Deffo sweet enough but in the interest of fairness I must ask if you would like the garnish also. "
Thank you what does the garnish consist of please. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier,
You can just talk and soothe me with your accent.
I cant smile and drink. ohhh begurrra, I bet I could change that,,
I'd let you try, as long as you keep the wine coming. "
I'm good at what I do JAG, of course I'll keep em coming, but you are ordering by the bottle, so unless your necking it there ain't no rush, and if you are necking it wait till I'm In front of you, I want to suss out your skillset and technique,, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Parma violet spritz ...
Oooooh that sounds nice
Think I will have one too please.. well Sweet BS you are Deffo sweet enough but in the interest of fairness I must ask if you would like the garnish also.
Thank you what does the garnish consist of please."
one of those horrible purple sweets, or 3 of em actually, but you can choose your own, plus squirtable cream, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier,
You can just talk and soothe me with your accent.
I cant smile and drink. ohhh begurrra, I bet I could change that,,
I'd let you try, as long as you keep the wine coming. I'm good at what I do JAG, of course I'll keep em coming, but you are ordering by the bottle, so unless your necking it there ain't no rush, and if you are necking it wait till I'm In front of you, I want to suss out your skillset and technique,, "
I have amazing skill sets |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please. you want a foot rub with that,,?
Eeewwwwwwwwwwww ill wash my hands before the next order,, naturally
Feet are off limits
Well what you want rubbed so, I could massage your cheeks,, (don't be nasty) face cheeks, help you relax and smile easier,
You can just talk and soothe me with your accent.
I cant smile and drink. ohhh begurrra, I bet I could change that,,
I'd let you try, as long as you keep the wine coming. I'm good at what I do JAG, of course I'll keep em coming, but you are ordering by the bottle, so unless your necking it there ain't no rush, and if you are necking it wait till I'm In front of you, I want to suss out your skillset and technique,,
I have amazing skill sets "
I never doubted it, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pot of tea please. I have green tea folks infused with Saki that I hand picked myself in Kyoto, will that do??? "
 I'll bring my own teabags. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I have a pot of tea please. I have green tea folks infused with Saki that I hand picked myself in Kyoto, will that do???
I'll bring my own teabags. "
then pull up a seat, I'll look after ye,,, I think some1 has gone on a milk run, we could ask them to grab tea bags, but this being an Irish bar we generally stop serving dry tea after 10.30 every morning |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I have a pot of tea please. I have green tea folks infused with Saki that I hand picked myself in Kyoto, will that do???
I'll bring my own teabags.
This made me lol "
well that 50% of the battle right there,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Parma violet spritz ...
Oooooh that sounds nice
Think I will have one too please.. well Sweet BS you are Deffo sweet enough but in the interest of fairness I must ask if you would like the garnish also.
Thank you what does the garnish consist of please.one of those horrible purple sweets, or 3 of em actually, but you can choose your own, plus squirtable cream, "
Oooooh yes everything please.. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Parma violet spritz ...
Oooooh that sounds nice
Think I will have one too please.. well Sweet BS you are Deffo sweet enough but in the interest of fairness I must ask if you would like the garnish also.
Thank you what does the garnish consist of please.one of those horrible purple sweets, or 3 of em actually, but you can choose your own, plus squirtable cream,
Oooooh yes everything please.. "
ohhh,, OK So, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please.
Phew I thought you were gonna smash the place up when you heard about the coffee machine. "
Coffee and wine are of equal importance in my life. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Thank God.
Wine.
Bottle of please.
Phew I thought you were gonna smash the place up when you heard about the coffee machine.
Coffee and wine are of equal importance in my life. "
I knew this,, lol |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Gin & Tonic? we pride ourselves on our Gin and Whisky selection here Ma'am so what gin would you like??
Oh geez I have to choose? I’ll start with a classic Bombay Sapphire thanks x"
not a bad start, we will work our way up from there,, have you ever tried Listoke or Nordes? |
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"Can I take a large bourbon over ice while I have a look at the cocktail menu please....? sure thing Ma'am, coming right up, now sit up there at the D,bar and we compare Ink while you choose, "
Compare away
This seat is quite comfortable, and I think I’m now in the mood for somethin strong and sweet.
I’ll take a French Martini if you wouldn’t mind kind Sir. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Gin & Tonic? we pride ourselves on our Gin and Whisky selection here Ma'am so what gin would you like??
Oh geez I have to choose? I’ll start with a classic Bombay Sapphire thanks x not a bad start, we will work our way up from there,, have you ever tried Listoke or Nordes? "
Nope but I’m willing to taste test them |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Can I take a large bourbon over ice while I have a look at the cocktail menu please....? sure thing Ma'am, coming right up, now sit up there at the D,bar and we compare Ink while you choose,
Compare away
This seat is quite comfortable, and I think I’m now in the mood for somethin strong and sweet.
I’ll take a French Martini if you wouldn’t mind kind Sir. "
now we are talking, Jeez I have not made one of those since NYE 2001, now how frothy do you want this,, and watch your eyes there just to be safe, and as for the ink, sweet,, you might need to turn around there |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Gin & Tonic? we pride ourselves on our Gin and Whisky selection here Ma'am so what gin would you like??
Oh geez I have to choose? I’ll start with a classic Bombay Sapphire thanks x not a bad start, we will work our way up from there,, have you ever tried Listoke or Nordes?
Nope but I’m willing to taste test them "
well while your trying the bombay allow me to pour you a small sample of both, as both are sipping Gins, one from Ireland, the other Galician, both different but delish, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Pint of Talisker, please. Alice will have a goblet of pink gin. Sit yer selves down there Folks, can I suggest the Puerto de Indias for your good lady there Sir,?
Perfect choice."
its the only choice, when madam requires a Real pink Gin,, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I would love a refreshing pink gin and slimline tonic please. Would it be cheeky to ask for a couple of strawberries in it too?"
madam have you ever tried Puerto de Indias,? If not pull up a stool and prepare to have your socks rocked off,,
I'm sure I have strawberries here somewhere, |
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"I would love a refreshing pink gin and slimline tonic please. Would it be cheeky to ask for a couple of strawberries in it too? madam have you ever tried Puerto de Indias,? If not pull up a stool and prepare to have your socks rocked off,,
I'm sure I have strawberries here somewhere, "
Why thank you, you gem. I’m looking forward to this |
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So chuffed the coffee machine is broken, I am slightly appalled at how many coffee drinkers there are on here.
I mean I love good coffee, but there is a time and a place!
I, my self am indulging in a double cask tammavulin, so a top up at any time would be lovely |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"So chuffed the coffee machine is broken, I am slightly appalled at how many coffee drinkers there are on here.
I mean I love good coffee, but there is a time and a place!
I, my self am indulging in a double cask tammavulin, so a top up at any time would be lovely "
zero coffee bar unless mixed with a tongue loisener,
Now let me see,, I see we have a butter lover in da house, I'm sure we have a bottle of the stuff somewhere, pull up a stool and chillax, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"A brandy would go down quite nicely now.
I've had a lovely evening at the ballet and I'm pooped. coming right up ma'am, have you tried brandy+port ever??
No I haven't. Should I?"
most deffo madam, Deffo next time one is hungover or upset in the tummy, normal shot brandy, top with port (I suggest cockburns) as you like. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"A brandy would go down quite nicely now.
I've had a lovely evening at the ballet and I'm pooped. coming right up ma'am, have you tried brandy+port ever??
No I haven't. Should I? most deffo madam, Deffo next time one is hungover or upset in the tummy, normal shot brandy, top with port (I suggest cockburns) as you like. "
I don't really get hangovers, but I'll try it as a little pick-me-up |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"A brandy would go down quite nicely now.
I've had a lovely evening at the ballet and I'm pooped. coming right up ma'am, have you tried brandy+port ever??
No I haven't. Should I? most deffo madam, Deffo next time one is hungover or upset in the tummy, normal shot brandy, top with port (I suggest cockburns) as you like.
I don't really get hangovers, but I'll try it as a little pick-me-up "
let me know what u think  |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"I will have a Baileys as it’s late with plenty of ice could I suggest 2 part baileys 1 part ginger cream, little bird tells me your a big fan of the ginger WB. "
I don’t mind a bit of ginger then when you add cream to it then I’m all in |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"A brandy would go down quite nicely now.
I've had a lovely evening at the ballet and I'm pooped. coming right up ma'am, have you tried brandy+port ever??
No I haven't. Should I? most deffo madam, Deffo next time one is hungover or upset in the tummy, normal shot brandy, top with port (I suggest cockburns) as you like.
I don't really get hangovers, but I'll try it as a little pick-me-up let me know what u think "
Will do |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I will have a Baileys as it’s late with plenty of ice could I suggest 2 part baileys 1 part ginger cream, little bird tells me your a big fan of the ginger WB.
I don’t mind a bit of ginger then when you add cream to it then I’m all in "
ohh all the cream you want or ever need |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"A brandy would go down quite nicely now.
I've had a lovely evening at the ballet and I'm pooped. coming right up ma'am, have you tried brandy+port ever??
No I haven't. Should I? most deffo madam, Deffo next time one is hungover or upset in the tummy, normal shot brandy, top with port (I suggest cockburns) as you like.
I don't really get hangovers, but I'll try it as a little pick-me-up let me know what u think
Will do "
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"I suppose, if it’s that time in the evening.
May I have a sloe comfortable screw before bed please? come this side of the bar and whisper that into my ear,,
*whispers* “Pretty please” right,,, every else out TAAA FFFK, 
Are we doin this on the bar? Or straight on to the floor with the bottle caps and paper straws? up against the wall first(it's how I roll) then pool table, after that you decide,  "
You didn’t tell me we had a pool table....! (Grabs at handbag to find coins for slot)
Excuse me while I arrange these balls to play with.
Then we are taking it over to them comfortable leather sofas |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I suppose, if it’s that time in the evening.
May I have a sloe comfortable screw before bed please? come this side of the bar and whisper that into my ear,,
*whispers* “Pretty please” right,,, every else out TAAA FFFK,
Are we doin this on the bar? Or straight on to the floor with the bottle caps and paper straws? up against the wall first(it's how I roll) then pool table, after that you decide,
You didn’t tell me we had a pool table....! (Grabs at handbag to find coins for slot)
Excuse me while I arrange these balls to play with.
Then we are taking it over to them comfortable leather sofas "
ohh I did I tell u earlier,, I'm a big fan of ur work. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I suppose, if it’s that time in the evening.
May I have a sloe comfortable screw before bed please? come this side of the bar and whisper that into my ear,,
*whispers* “Pretty please” right,,, every else out TAAA FFFK,
Are we doin this on the bar? Or straight on to the floor with the bottle caps and paper straws? up against the wall first(it's how I roll) then pool table, after that you decide,
You didn’t tell me we had a pool table....! (Grabs at handbag to find coins for slot)
Excuse me while I arrange these balls to play with.
Then we are taking it over to them comfortable leather sofas "
ohh and one other thing,,
No coins needed for any slots in here,, |
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"So chuffed the coffee machine is broken, I am slightly appalled at how many coffee drinkers there are on here.
I mean I love good coffee, but there is a time and a place!
I, my self am indulging in a double cask tammavulin, so a top up at any time would be lovely zero coffee bar unless mixed with a tongue loisener,
Now let me see,, I see we have a butter lover in da house, I'm sure we have a bottle of the stuff somewhere, pull up a stool and chillax, "
A butter lover?
Now I don’t know what that means but it sounds a little bit kinky and I am intrigued |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"So chuffed the coffee machine is broken, I am slightly appalled at how many coffee drinkers there are on here.
I mean I love good coffee, but there is a time and a place!
I, my self am indulging in a double cask tammavulin, so a top up at any time would be lovely zero coffee bar unless mixed with a tongue loisener,
Now let me see,, I see we have a butter lover in da house, I'm sure we have a bottle of the stuff somewhere, pull up a stool and chillax,
A butter lover?
Now I don’t know what that means but it sounds a little bit kinky and I am intrigued "
your drink of choice is famous for having a buttery taste, but I like where your mind is at |
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"So chuffed the coffee machine is broken, I am slightly appalled at how many coffee drinkers there are on here.
I mean I love good coffee, but there is a time and a place!
I, my self am indulging in a double cask tammavulin, so a top up at any time would be lovely zero coffee bar unless mixed with a tongue loisener,
Now let me see,, I see we have a butter lover in da house, I'm sure we have a bottle of the stuff somewhere, pull up a stool and chillax,
A butter lover?
Now I don’t know what that means but it sounds a little bit kinky and I am intrigued your drink of choice is famous for having a buttery taste, but I like where your mind is at "
Mmm! I have just taken a taste and I can see what you mean, but I still prefer where my mind was at |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"So chuffed the coffee machine is broken, I am slightly appalled at how many coffee drinkers there are on here.
I mean I love good coffee, but there is a time and a place!
I, my self am indulging in a double cask tammavulin, so a top up at any time would be lovely zero coffee bar unless mixed with a tongue loisener,
Now let me see,, I see we have a butter lover in da house, I'm sure we have a bottle of the stuff somewhere, pull up a stool and chillax,
A butter lover?
Now I don’t know what that means but it sounds a little bit kinky and I am intrigued your drink of choice is famous for having a buttery taste, but I like where your mind is at
Mmm! I have just taken a taste and I can see what you mean, but I still prefer where my mind was at "
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