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What's occurring in local updates?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need eye bleach for mine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need eye bleach for mine. "
Awesome  |
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Lots of people have free Sunday's, bored, looking to meet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was just thinking about this !
I’ve just seen one asking for something I’d love to do but don’t have the balls to message them
 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Someone asked if they could meet at the local park at 6am. It must have been bloody freezing!! |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you… |
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The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…"
I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life.  |
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Nothing new, mainly al on the sausage hunt |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Same thing as always. Men moaning about women, women moaning about men. Both moaning about couples. And the odd couple acting like they are superior because there are two of them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol"
How can you tell the difference if they're dicks?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s some women with amazing underwear collections.
There’s quite a number of lovely looking willys.
Loads of ‘…...has joined today’ |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
Ok some penis pictures.
A few people looking for a fuck.
Ooooh some lucky man got a verification  |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…
I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life. "
lol nooooo you have a life but it’s nice to live vicariously though others sometimes x |
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"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! "
my hotlist updates include a notification of an update to a spanking story in stories and fantasies   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s some women with amazing underwear collections.
There’s quite a number of lovely looking willys.
Loads of ‘…...has joined today’"
See that's not needing eye bleach! And now you've had a perv  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! my hotlist updates include a notification of an update to a spanking story in stories and fantasies "
Oh. Gosh. Who could that be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy asking for a professional naked cleaner. Didn't know there was such a need for these. Hoping they're shaved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of people bored on a Sunday, a few who enjoyed clubs last night and some who want a meet now. |
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"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! my hotlist updates include a notification of an update to a spanking story in stories and fantasies
Oh. Gosh. Who could that be. "
The green arrow will find the author |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
A bloke was feeling horny in a taxi and wishing he could have a wank and another wondering what newbies have done wrong. |
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2 local women are on page 1&2 of hot pics. 2 couples looking to meet. 1 couple going to chams, and another couple wondering why men don’t read the profile before messaging.
All standard stuff really. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A lot of *insert name* viewed your profile. People get randier on a hangover.
A woman with beautiful hair wielding a dildo and occasionally using it as an ice pop in photos.
A lot of horny people who are feeling so horny that they need to do something about the horny. |
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One lady wants only nine inch plus...and here's me with only eight and three quarters  |
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"The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol
How can you tell the difference if they're dicks? "
Trust me i've seen these same pics so often i could pick them out of a police line up |
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Someone in ashford has asked to watch someone through their window!  x |
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A sad announcement that a  was found dead next to the note that read (what's the point, that bloody  wins all the time. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"The same guys recycling the same pictures they post every weekend for as long as i can remember lol
How can you tell the difference if they're dicks?
Trust me i've seen these same pics so often i could pick them out of a police line up "
I’m just imagining it now…”mam, please could you tell us which number penis it was you saw” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few newbies,all males with no pics.
A few men have looked at my profile.
A few new pics..
That's all really  |
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woman saying please please fab my pics, get me on page 1 please please
bit like getting a bent mot for ya car lol |
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Mostly guys who need a good seeing to RIGHT NOW!
Some women and couples celebrating good meets last night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…
I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life. "
Does this affect your updates? I didn’t know that |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Ooh I dunno I’ll switch mine on and get back to you…
I have said I'm looking for everyone just so I can see. I need a life.
Does this affect your updates? I didn’t know that "
Yeah if I turn off looking for on all the options I don’t see any local updates. I also don’t get as many messages either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sad announcement that a was found dead next to the note that read (what's the point, that bloody wins all the time. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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0 local updates. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"0 local updates. "
Well thanks for that contribution NOT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly photos today actually. Lots of beautiful women and a couple of guys I've hotlisted to revisit later, so I'm glad I checked . Plus one guy who inexplicably annoys the life out of me, poor guy's not even done anything, he just annoys me but I'm too nosey to block him  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
I saw an update from a guy saying he would be in my town in his motorhome. I saw 1 in the carpark at Asda but it may have been the howling gale that was making it rock. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
Quite boring to be honest.
A few people looking at our profile, a few new photos posted, someone having a shower and an event thanking people for attending. |
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Complaints about vehicles and lack of. Complaints about being let down twice in the one night. Maybe don't double-book in future
Complaints about storytellers and fantasists.
Very little positivity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I saw an update from a guy saying he would be in my town in his motorhome. I saw 1 in the carpark at Asda but it may have been the howling gale that was making it rock. "
can you imagine?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery "
GH? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Ann Summers rep advertising her business, lots of people received new verifications and a lady who had a great night celebrating her birthday last night in a club. |
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"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery
Glory Hole?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complaints about vehicles and lack of. Complaints about being let down twice in the one night. Maybe don't double-book in future
Complaints about storytellers and fantasists.
Very little positivity"
A cheerful bunch of folk eh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery
Glory Hole?"
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I saw an update from a guy saying he would be in my town in his motorhome. I saw 1 in the carpark at Asda but it may have been the howling gale that was making it rock.
can you imagine?! "
Nooooo, I'm an  . |
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"Someone put GH going free apparently. Pick up only or local delivery
Glory Hole?
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Don't ask me,I am only the messenger |
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"I am fascinated by updates around the UK - please share what's happening in your local updates! "
Not much tbh hence why I look further afield |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Few new, few lovely pictures from meets or just boredom besides very quiet so either hungover or just busy with norm life |
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Someone is grumpy and won’t be meeting anymore, only chatting.
Many are horny |
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"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening. "
Crap did I say all that out loud? |
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seeing if anyone I know has joined up haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few status from people saying ‘need site supporter passes’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.
Crap did I say all that out loud? "
Have you found the sexy blonde? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Middle aged female who has returned yet again spamming it with pic's videos and begging statuses |
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"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.
Crap did I say all that out loud?
Have you found the sexy blonde? "
Every little helps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.
Crap did I say all that out loud?
Have you found the sexy blonde?
Every little helps "
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A couple had a great night in a club on Saturday night |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Lots of veris now and someone looking for a wank and go. |
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Someone very bored and another pleading for sex as has been a while apparently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Middle aged female who has returned yet again spamming it with pic's videos and begging statuses "
Sorry |
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Mainly goes along the of lines of ...i've got a big load who wants it ?? or i'm throbbing/hard about to spurt who wants to watch or just endless one's about meeting now for sex in a car park ..so yep pretty much eye bleach stuff .. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Lots of men who are horny today a few looking for meets, some complaining about timewasters,one couple has covid,one guy wants to know was the sexy blonde he saw in Tesco's is on here, oh and one guy reckons he has the biggest dick on here.Apart from that nothing much else happening.
Crap did I say all that out loud? "
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And the top one is Why can't they get any meets as 100% gagging for some pussy ??( and the profile pic is a penis) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn "
I must read things more slowly.
I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
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I think you're already well hidden, Mary |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn
I must read things more slowly.
I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn” "
Was it the lack of a Cambridge comma? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
I think you're already well hidden, Mary "
 I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol
Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn
I must read things more slowly.
I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn”
Was it the lack of a Cambridge comma? "
I don’t even know what one of those is, that’s for the clever folk right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God it's like Twitter's seedy spawn
I must read things more slowly.
I was convinced you’d written “God is like Twitters seedy spawn”
Was it the lack of a Cambridge comma?
I don’t even know what one of those is, that’s for the clever folk right? "
There's a thread going about them atm. I've probably got it wrong! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
I think you're already well hidden, Mary
I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol
Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe "
I started off with just one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
I think you're already well hidden, Mary
I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol
Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe
I started off with just one. "
I might take the plunge on Tuesday !? I think it’s Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of people looking to meet tonight.
Don't they realise it's a school night? |
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It's time relevant, last night early this morning lots of who's free now/need to unload/fuck now, more recently it's ugly cock pics and moaning that no one meets etc. Bit of groundhog day |
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Lots of poor grammar, their is no need for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woman saying please please fab my pics, get me on page 1 please please
bit like getting a bent mot for ya car lol"
That's reminded me I need to get my MOT sorted this week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
I think you're already well hidden, Mary
I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol
Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe
I started off with just one.
I might take the plunge on Tuesday !? I think it’s Tuesday "
Tits out Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
I think you're already well hidden, Mary
I know but even more assured that I won’t put a face pic on here lol
Boobies will be a different story …. Maybe
I started off with just one.
I might take the plunge on Tuesday !? I think it’s Tuesday
Tits out Tuesday "
Thank you!
Now on my updates is another guy that’s messaged me on online dating
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Now we have 1 lady demonstrating her liking for tartan and stockings. |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
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Another reason I gave up online dating I couldn’t remember where I’d seen certain pictures first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
Another reason I gave up online dating I couldn’t remember where I’d seen certain pictures first "
The same people always there. Then I realised I was one of them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no ! Hide me!!
A guy who liked me on online dating ! Just appeared on my updates!
Another reason I gave up online dating I couldn’t remember where I’d seen certain pictures first
The same people always there. Then I realised I was one of them. "
True dat!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone looking for a mechanic for their motor.
If only there was some sort of website people could search that sort of thing out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone looking for a mechanic for their motor.
If only there was some sort of website people could search that sort of thing out "
If only... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Every shape and size of dick on my local updates today. I haven't even had breakfast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You get a penis, you get a penis.. everyone gets a penis! Oh and the occasional boobie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Valentine’s Day
Kudos
Who wants to impregnate me?
Taking a break
CNC Kink… is that like machinery?
Vibe broke
Oooh Boobs!!!
Standard day near Dundee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol |
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It’s a mixed bag of newbies, veri’s, people wanting a good fuck, a few pics and horny folk with the odd gang bang thrown in! And that’s without scrolling down |
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Just lots of folk looking for meets, local or passing throughs and no eye bleach needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s a mixed bag of newbies, veri’s, people wanting a good fuck, a few pics and horny folk with the odd gang bang thrown in! And that’s without scrolling down "
Nice tatts on you mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol"
Eye bleach is available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a Fat nine locked and loaded ready to fire, any takers?
Lots of phone numbers
Someone wanting to meet in a Forest
Lots of moaning and I give up comments
Same old really |
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"It’s a mixed bag of newbies, veri’s, people wanting a good fuck, a few pics and horny folk with the odd gang bang thrown in! And that’s without scrolling down
Nice tatts on you mate "
Cheers pal |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Valentine’s Day
Kudos
Who wants to impregnate me?
Taking a break
CNC Kink… is that like machinery?
Vibe broke
Oooh Boobs!!!
Standard day near Dundee "
I’ll impregnate you on Valentine’s Day…I’m not doing anything else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Valentine’s Day
Kudos
Who wants to impregnate me?
Taking a break
CNC Kink… is that like machinery?
Vibe broke
Oooh Boobs!!!
Standard day near Dundee
I’ll impregnate you on Valentine’s Day…I’m not doing anything else "
OMG a thread baby, so cute  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Valentine’s Day
Kudos
Who wants to impregnate me?
Taking a break
CNC Kink… is that like machinery?
Vibe broke
Oooh Boobs!!!
Standard day near Dundee
I’ll impregnate you on Valentine’s Day…I’m not doing anything else "
I’ve seen this movie Take better care of me than Danny DeVito took of Arnie Please |
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In our area it’s the daily updaters in need of attention
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t check the local updates anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol
Eye bleach is available "
Please often an emergency lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone has spunked on his iPad to a pic I’m guessing is someone off here.
Someone is uploading clearly fake pics.
And another is offering money for a meet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked if they could meet at the local park at 6am. It must have been bloody freezing!!"
Yes, some folks are very off the wall, even for fab lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol
Eye bleach is available
Please often an emergency lol "
Should be provided with membership |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s just a bunch of horny people on mine how serious they are I don’t know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rather stick pins in my eyes than look anymore lol
Eye bleach is available
Please often an emergency lol
Should be provided with membership "
I agree, might be worth suggesting this in the feedback forum although I suspect the owners would have to seriously inflate membership prices to cover the cost of enormous amounts of bleach required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The man that’s just rejoined, is complaining about people who leave and rejoin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone had a good pounding.
Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.
Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Lots of posts about club meets and moaning about men.
Same as last week and the week before and the week before that........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone had a good pounding.
Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.
Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message? "
I guess that’s your day sorted |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
There is a really nice penis, accompanied by a nice pair of legs.
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One status advises that the account will soon be deleted as he's broken up with THAT WHORE. But he does have space for someone to join him for Valentine's Day
A different man has put up a picture of himself eating an ice-cream. Not the sexiest thing I've ever seen, but kinda sweet |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
A handsome face
Oh and another nice penis with great legs.
Lots of people looking for sex. Who would have thought people on a sex site would be looking for sex. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
Oh a rude one, calling a curvy woman a whale. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck."
Oh, the romance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman called Bryan has joined, is this a double bluff? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.
Oh, the romance "
I'll send you his deets beautiful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.
Oh, the romance
I'll send you his deets beautiful."
Lucky me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone had a good pounding.
Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.
Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message? "
Obvs message! All of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, and another is asking if any milfs are home alone today! It's a shame the dogs are here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck."
But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone had a good pounding.
Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.
Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message?
Obvs message! All of them "
I quite fancy a McDonald’s now. Fffffff. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Some lass is asking if anyone interested in buying her used underwear instead of just putting that shit in the bin lol |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.
But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard "
Sadly we apparently are not that classy here in Devonia.
I know. It's very sad. I may cry  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Lass accusing men of not being real anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.
But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard
Sadly we apparently are not that classy here in Devonia.
I know. It's very sad. I may cry "
Pictures of penises over toilets are a nationwide epidemic, please do not be too hard on your green and pleasant county. Also long uncut nails on men holding their tackle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone had a good pounding.
Another person wants someone to go to his, suck him off and let him fuck you. It's only fair to take him a mcds breakfast too I suppose.
Another is asking how's horny, I think he means who's? Do I message?
Obvs message! All of them
I quite fancy a McDonald’s now. Fffffff."
Well you can get yourself one too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An alarming number of local people have apparently looked at my profile (I didn't know it told you that), a couple of new verifications, some men holding their penises, one who got very pic happy in the early hours.
Also plenty of men want to meet and one is very cranky because it's fucking valentines day soon and he hasn't got a woman to fuck.
But are they holding their penises over toilets? Gold standard
Sadly we apparently are not that classy here in Devonia.
I know. It's very sad. I may cry "
Christ I thought Devon was classy?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lass accusing men of not being real anymore "
Are they smurfs? |
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Errr not much!
Just the usual riff raft, one or two being a bit rude in their statuses but otherwise … nothing out the norm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.
I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there |
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Someone 5 miles from me wants to snapchat. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.
I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there "
Maybe the cleaner has a 'Henry'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.
I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there
Maybe the cleaner has a 'Henry'. "
I hope they have that thing that wipes memories from Men In Black |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 08/02/22 10:04:37] |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Someone is saying his hotel door is open for some big dicks today.
I really hope the cleaner doesn’t go in before the big dicks get there
Maybe the cleaner has a 'Henry'.
I hope they have that thing that wipes memories from Men In Black "
I'm safe - I have dark glasses. |
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"Lass accusing men of not being real anymore
Are they smurfs? "
Whatever they are, they can obviously read, as she states in her profile she’s a bbw, and not to contact her if that’s not for you….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone name and shaming another fabber that they’ve lent money to … apparently they’re c*nts
Post re Bond Night at ClubPlay
A few newbies eyeballing us 
Someone looking for a cinema date
Cum covered tits and a man asking can anyone take his 8 incher lol
A very sexy pic of a hairy chested man (*notes down the profile name)
Someone wants suckin off in Rochdale 
And someone who forgot to buy gravy at Asda … yes really
x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone name and shaming another fabber that they’ve lent money to … apparently they’re c*nts
Post re Bond Night at ClubPlay
A few newbies eyeballing us
Someone looking for a cinema date
Cum covered tits and a man asking can anyone take his 8 incher lol
A very sexy pic of a hairy chested man (*notes down the profile name)
Someone wants suckin off in Rochdale
And someone who forgot to buy gravy at Asda … yes really
x"
A CINEMA date? Wtf! That's just inappropriate. |
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Someone asking if anyone wants to swap his 18yo FWB for a go on their ‘misses’
Someone else says that the site needs slim, fit women as opposed to fat ugly women.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got someone who's excited about meeting people next week
Another who's had sex with 2 people in the last two days
One who wants a mff
Got viewed by a mm couple (intriguing...)
And another couple asking where the sexy ladies at |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
Lots of people wanting meets.
Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.
Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.
Quite a few views on my profile. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Lots of people wanting meets.
Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.
Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.
Quite a few views on my profile. "
That could be something to do with those blue knickers.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of people wanting meets.
Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.
Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.
Quite a few views on my profile.
That could be something to do with those blue knickers. "
That's just you x500 |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Someone asking if anyone wants to swap his 18yo FWB for a go on their ‘misses’
Someone else says that the site needs slim, fit women as opposed to fat ugly women.
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I see charm school is closed again. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Lots of people wanting meets.
Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.
Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.
Quite a few views on my profile.
That could be something to do with those blue knickers.
That's just you x500"
That makes me sound racey. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of people wanting meets.
Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.
Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.
Quite a few views on my profile.
That could be something to do with those blue knickers.
That's just you x500
That makes me sound racey. "
What?! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Lots of people wanting meets.
Someone sticking lots of various items up their bum.
Men moaning how hard it is to get a meet on here.
Quite a few views on my profile.
That could be something to do with those blue knickers.
That's just you x500
That makes me sound racey.
What?! "
Me being a 'X500'.
Never mind, I'll get me coat.  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
There is bugger all happening here. The last update was Sunday when a couple posted some new photos and a few folk added new veris.
Everyone must be hiding from the peeing rain, snow and freezing wind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady is unhappy with insincere compliments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of Willy's.
Someone offering a cuppa at his.
Someone's upset he got deleted straight after a meet.
Milking, throbbing, draining yadayada normal stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today 6 people looked at me
5 new users
3 official meet 5 trying to get lucky
And about 20 new photos
2 people received verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A new couples profile (2 days old) with no photos or photo verifications is aggressively asking for face photos on your first message |
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Everyone had a very good time at club f at the weekend, or are looking forward to going this weekend |
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Two different Males who have couples profiles are available to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples where the woman is at work/sleeping but man is allowed to play. |
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"Two different Males who have couples profiles are available to meet."
These guys
I have some of these locally
A female that only wants the biggest of big gentleman sausage and a few that can’t stand the fact that people don’t read their page fully
#fablife
#sameoldshitdifferentday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of local hard willies
Lots of blokes wanting to wank / meet / cum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two different Males who have couples profiles are available to meet.
These guys
I have some of these locally
A female that only wants the biggest of big gentleman sausage and a few that can’t stand the fact that people don’t read their page fully
#fablife
#sameoldshitdifferentday "
Bloody hell she will be inundated. I love the phrasing though - is it yours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new couples profile (2 days old) with no photos or photo verifications is aggressively asking for face photos on your first message "
And have you blocked them yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone isn't sure about couples. He thinks it's awkward being ontop of a woman whilst the husband watches.
I wonder if I should explain that all he has to do is ask to fuck the husband instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone's complaining about being called a young lady, and then an old lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone isn't sure about couples. He thinks it's awkward being ontop of a woman whilst the husband watches.
I wonder if I should explain that all he has to do is ask to fuck the husband instead? "
Hahaha, brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone isn't sure about couples. He thinks it's awkward being ontop of a woman whilst the husband watches.
I wonder if I should explain that all he has to do is ask to fuck the husband instead? "
I'm suspicious that you ever message anyone via updates. Young lady.
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won!! 