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Things That Are Supposed To Be Sexy But Really Arent
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me it's fake tans an ladies. I get they are meant to make us feel sexier but I don't get it all. Females who wear to much perfume. I want to be able to breath.
Males it has to be muscles on muscles. To much aftershave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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High heels, I mean they are sexy torture devices but I just prefer to feel short and teeny  |
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Kinky Boots …as a TV I suppose I’m to find them sexy and liberating, but ….No  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Melted chocolate , sounds great but really just makes a mess . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."
This made me laugh so hard but yah I get what you mean  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Post coital smoking
Finger up the bum
Rachel Riley
The term BBW
Fully agree with dirty talk or "being vocal" such a turn off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feet
Cum ingestion
Having your ‘good’ lingerie ruined
Sweaty sex |
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Rigid g strings. Looks hot but the flossed feeling isn't fun. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Melted chocolate , sounds great but really just makes a mess . "
Can be quite yulk |
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
When a person has just showered and washed that area, there is no hygiene concern.
It's actually very erotic giving and receiving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bright white teeth. It just doesn't look natural |
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sweating in the gym. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spitting
Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spitting
Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement "
I actually do find this sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spitting
Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement
I actually do find this sexy "
The spitting, not the old guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweating in the gym."
Totally agree! |
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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago
stourbridge |
Women: Fake tan, lip fillers.
Men, skinny jeans unless you got skinny legs, older men that try and dress like their grandson. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweating in the gym."
Similarly, women who stick their arse all the way out on the squats. Watch your lower back! |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
Fake tan , to much makeup, the filled lips. |
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I think it depends who's doing whatever it is. If I think someone is sexy then they are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long hair. You don't want to know how many strands of hair I pull out from my knickers on a daily basis.
Take from that what you will. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nurses. Don’t get me wrong there are plenty of nurses that are sexy but having a relative that works in the NHS and the stories I’ve heard there is nothing sexy about that profession. |
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Bum sex just no thanks men with smelly feet |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Sticking a tongue in my belly button or my ear or sucking my toes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sticking a tongue in my belly button or my ear or sucking my toes. "
Is it weird that I find the belly button the worst of the three? Not yours, just belly buttons in general. |
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"Women: Fake tan, lip fillers.
Men, skinny jeans unless you got skinny legs, older men that try and dress like their grandson. "
You'd find those men sexy, otherwise?  |
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Too much aftershave. Sometimes just any aftershave. No thanks.
Gangster emulating men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squirty cream....horrible stuff and gets everywhere and smells |
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
Ha ha yes my thoughts! Will never lick ass no matter how clean x |
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Sex on a beach. Sand an intimate bits do not belong anywhere near together! |
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
that made me laugh
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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Post coital smoking
Finger up the bum
Rachel Riley
The term BBW
Fully agree with dirty talk or "being vocal" such a turn off."
Going to have to massively disagree on the Rachel Riley comment.
For me it's:
Lip fillers
Too much fake tan
Massive nails
Massive fake eyelashes.
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Food in bed - whipped cream is so 80s and is vile when warm and melted |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."
Yeah thats a turn off for me too.
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"Spitting
Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement "
Have you seen young men today they spit anywhere, or do a thing with there nose ugh |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
Those really high heels look really awkward and ugly |
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Over exaggerated porn pisses me off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glasses during a blowjob. I'd rather get come in my eyes than have to clean my glasses and the little crevices between the frame and the lens from ejaculation. |
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Whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
I’m deaf. I’ve no idea what you’re saying and now I just feel awkward |
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"Fake porno noises "
Couldnt agree more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sliding around in Macaroni cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big stupid filled lips  |
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"Sliding around in Macaroni cheese "
Sounds fun haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massive pumped up lips. Might be stepping on some toes there and each to their own but not for me personally |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Lip biting. I want to like it, I really do (and of course people can do what they want blah blah blah). If it's naturally done great, in person. In photos and videos it looks like they're chewing on a piece of dead skin, not aroused and thinking of fucking in a coy manner. |
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Hairy men in ladies knickers and stockings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Open toe shoes on women... Very niche for me I suspect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Each to their own but for us:
Hair pulling
Spitting
Gaping bumholes
Nasty sex talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Winter boots, the higher up the leg the better, boris Johnson could wear a pair of nice of brown leather ones and I’d still get a boner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hair pulling
I do love dirty talk done well, but saying 'do you like that, yeah?' In a porn voice on repeat is just annoying! |
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Stockings that only come up to around the knee area.
Nothing but a waste of material. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Too much makeup
Whilst all of it is made from crushed animal bones to make an oil _ase which is also widely used in other items we use daily a little is all that is needed to add that sparkle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suspender belts. |
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By *not123Couple
over a year ago
sp1 |
Like some dirty talk but being called their slut is a turn off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spitting
Glorified by porn, just makes me think of a hawking old man spitting on the pavement "
Just the thought makes me feel sick..its not sexy its minging... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The majority of dick pics. |
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By *icknHMan
over a year ago
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"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."
Oh yes, DT is such a minefield ! Fun if you get it right but otherwise likely to end badly |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."
Just 17 furlongs to go....... |
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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago
Northumberland |
Anal, controversial I know, never liked it, never will.
But if you want to receive it, then who am I to argue  ,
Xx |
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Underwear...I want to see that gorgeous nekkid body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cum pics!
What is sexy about them? |
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Wandering tongues attempting to penetrate my nostrils … |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Shower sex. Bloody dangerous |
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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago
High Wycombe |
Hot tub sex. Too much work and liable to get a water parasite (as my friend found out when he went down on his wife in one once) |
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When women get a paint brush, dip it in black paint and slap inch thick eyebrows on. I absolutely don’t understand it at all.
Topping up thin eyebrows is one thing I totally understand but the gigantic solid black ones?
That and the same thing with lip fillers, I understand why, but when they totally over do it so it’s completely out of proportion, turn off for me |
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"Long hair. You don't want to know how many strands of hair I pull out from my knickers on a daily basis.
Take from that what you will. "
Really long hair or enormous knickers? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Suspender belts. "
is such a thing possible! |
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Saxophone music in sex scenes in films. Just sounds like a bad case of wind. |
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"Hairy men in ladies knickers and stockings "
Omg, definitely this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"High heels, I mean they are sexy torture devices but I just prefer to feel short and teeny "
You're definitely the cutest on here |
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Crappy cheap uniforms in role play |
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Kissing in the rain. It's cold and mascara ends up in your eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saxophone music in sex scenes in films. Just sounds like a bad case of wind."
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"High heels, I mean they are sexy torture devices but I just prefer to feel short and teeny "
Blasphemy. |
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"Post coital smoking
Finger up the bum
Rachel Riley
The term BBW
Fully agree with dirty talk or "being vocal" such a turn off."
You sir, know what you're talking about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ball gags...they make me laugh too much |
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By *l MateMan
over a year ago
Sheffield Centre |
Ann Summers nurses uniforms. |
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Shower sex… unless heights perfectly line up then this becomes a precarious balancing act on a slippery surface and unless you have a huge shower head then one person is not covered by the shower not to mention water washing away lubrication making it altogether awkward. |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I could create a pretty significant list here, but I’ll choose one thing…….role play.
It’s playing pretend and it’s what you give up doing at junior school. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Prolonged oral. Just bury your dick in me and crack on!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prolonged oral. Just bury your dick in me and crack on!!"
I'm liking your style La Luna- no fucking about!! |
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"Hair pulling
I do love dirty talk done well, but saying 'do you like that, yeah?' In a porn voice on repeat is just annoying! "
Really? I’ve never known a woman not like having their hair pulled.
Too much make up kills it for me |
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Car sex, if you are both quite tall, in a Jag XK, with the centre console in the way, you need to be a pair of bloody contortionists. |
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By *aseMan
over a year ago
Gourock |
Women with pics of their fanny looking like a hippos yawn.... |
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By *AABMan
over a year ago
Not far |
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By *AABMan
over a year ago
Not far |
"Prolonged oral. Just bury your dick in me and crack on!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Long hair. You don't want to know how many strands of hair I pull out from my knickers on a daily basis.
Take from that what you will.
Really long hair or enormous knickers?"
Well, I do have pretty long hair and I'm often wearing enormous knickers. Got to keep this hotness contained somehow.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's sexy posh people, then finding out they look down at you, or speak to like crap when all you have done is been nice, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Botox....just makes people look weird and the same as each other |
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?
When a person has just showered and washed that area, there is no hygiene concern.
It's actually very erotic giving and receiving."
Really ? So we just shower and hey presto ...... no worm eggs.... |
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"Hair pulling
I do love dirty talk done well, but saying 'do you like that, yeah?' In a porn voice on repeat is just annoying!
Really? I’ve never known a woman not like having their hair pulled.
Too much make up kills it for me "
If anyone pulled my hair I'd retaliate. In any case it would stop sex dead....... |
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"Hot tub sex. Too much work and liable to get a water parasite (as my friend found out when he went down on his wife in one once) "
Snorkel ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Showering together.
Wtf is all that about?
Sex then a wet wipe clean after is all I want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Showering together.
Wtf is all that about?
Sex then a wet wipe clean after is all I want"
That's why I keep wipes in the bedside table. Mr knows I get a fresh pair of boxers afterwards too for any leaks during the night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crocs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crocs
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I won’t accept any croc hate |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary."
I'd bet on a horse called HotwifeSeductions; more than happy to lose my shirt... trousers, boxers.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crocs
I won’t accept any croc hate"
You don’t have to accept it but it’s happening.
Only one person gets away with wearing crocs on here |
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I’d have to agree with sex on the beach. Tasty drink but the real thing will leave your arse feeling like a bit of sandpaper |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’d have to agree with sex on the beach. Tasty drink but the real thing will leave your arse feeling like a bit of sandpaper "
Kinky.
And his balls flicking sand up your arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men
(joking, joking)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
haha this |
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"I’d have to agree with sex on the beach. Tasty drink but the real thing will leave your arse feeling like a bit of sandpaper "
ohh totally agree,, the idea of it was always great, then bang, reality slaps you hard,, ffecking Sand everywhere, and 24 hrs later still there,, couple that with Spanish cops chasing you off the beach,, that's a big never again from me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting…. "
Idk if sexy but I find it impressive as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Showering together.
Wtf is all that about?
Sex then a wet wipe clean after is all I want
That's why I keep wipes in the bedside table. Mr knows I get a fresh pair of boxers afterwards too for any leaks during the night. "
Ain't you just perfect...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
By that logic you must find giving oral to a woman disgusting too. |
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Fake tan and lip fillers. Just be natural |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fake tan and lip fillers. Just be natural"
Completely agree! Make up too! Seen many of women look 100x prettier without it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fake tan and lip fillers. Just be natural"
How about tinted moisturiser? I start wearing some just before summer hits to get a head start on my tan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trout pout. Do not find it sexy at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too much make up, botox, fillers ETC. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lip fillers"
I'll second this |
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"Whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
I’m deaf. I’ve no idea what you’re saying and now I just feel awkward "
I have this exact problem. Once the hearing aids come out you need to speak louder! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trout pout. Do not find it sexy at all."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Red lingerie (so 80s)
Latex and PVC
And those “sexy” little costumes you get at Ann summers eg nurse, nun, school girl…ew. |
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Phew - I'm not the only who's not so into dirty talk. Felt too practiced; like either I was a rehearsal for another meet, or I was the result of months of practice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Red lingerie (so 80s)
Latex and PVC
And those “sexy” little costumes you get at Ann summers eg nurse, nun, school girl…ew."
I love red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything injected into the face to 'enhance' beauty
Sour-faced selfies
Dirty chat via text makes me giggle |
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Full faces of full on make up, to the point you look completely unrecognisable and totally plastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Full faces of full on make up, to the point you look completely unrecognisable and totally plastic"
hell washing the sheets after that.. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Sex talk. It makes my vajayjay dry up like an old prune |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Sex talk. It makes my vajayjay dry up like an old prune "
Noted. |
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"Suspender belts. "
Ooohhh nooooo! |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Suspender belts.
Ooohhh nooooo!"
How can a suspender belt not be sexy. |
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69.
Either let me watch you sucking my cock, lots of eye contact... Or let me concentrate on you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Full faces of full on make up, to the point you look completely unrecognisable and totally plastic"
I know a lot who this |
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
Phone sex, don't get it at all.
Over filled lips, just yuk.
Blindfolds, I want to see what's going on.
Watersports, just no!
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Star_ase K-7 |
"Phone sex, don't get it at all.
Over filled lips, just yuk.
Blindfolds, I want to see what's going on.
Watersports, just no!
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I recommend any woman wear a blindfold, to avoid the mental scars of seeing me naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fishnets, leather underwear, red lingerie.. it all screams cheesy 1980s vhs porno to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"69.
Either let me watch you sucking my cock, lots of eye contact... Or let me concentrate on you."
Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sticking a tongue in my belly button or my ear or sucking my toes. "
Belly button. Really ? |
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"Rimming. Why not run your tongue round the toilet bowl as well?"
gross  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Body stockings,
the ones that look like your nan crocheted with multiple pattern changes every 3 inches like she'd lost track of her readers digest instructions |
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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago
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OK, maybe an unpopular one, but...
A heavily pregnant lady in lingerie. My ex did this and it was just a huge turn off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fishnets, leather underwear, red lingerie.. it all screams cheesy 1980s vhs porno to me "
Bugger... that's pretty much my repartee |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Star_ase K-7 |
"OK, maybe an unpopular one, but...
A heavily pregnant lady in lingerie. My ex did this and it was just a huge turn off "
Can't agree there. 1st wife with was H-O-T in lingerie when pregnant. Wore it when we "induced labour" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty talk.. sometimes I feel like I'm a horse in the grand national with the running background commentary.
This made me laugh so hard but yah I get what you mean "
I love it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fishnets, leather underwear, red lingerie.. it all screams cheesy 1980s vhs porno to me "
Im adding deep throating onto this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of the dick pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dislike any fakery... spray on tans, big painted on faces, silicone implants, pupmed up lip fillers, that sort of thing
bodybuilders all ripped and full of steroids
guys who try to stop time and try to appear too much younger than their years they just look silly.
too many tattoos with messy placings...
and I won't touch school uniform dress ups, it's just totally wrong |
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