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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never been with a super long, girthy monster cock.
If any want to rock my world then hit me up 
*starts doing lunge squats in preparation* "
I’m a 6ft 3 monster cock.
Fancy a Megasorearse  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve never been with a super long, girthy monster cock.
If any want to rock my world then hit me up
*starts doing lunge squats in preparation*
I’m a 6ft 3 monster cock.
Fancy a Megasorearse "
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I once read a genuine serious article on penis size. Apparently the Afro Caribbean penis is 7", the average Caucasian penis is 6" with the oriental penis bringing up the rear at 5", no pun intended. If correct, this could, how you might say, go a long way, to explaining why many Caucasian ladies have a preference for black guys, and many oriental ladies like Caucasian guys, which could leave the oriental guys having to just fit in where they can, so to speak. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs! Now I’ve gotta change my ‘depth gauge’ markings to accommodate decimal points? 
Back to my tattooist I go.
I thought those were metric."
They’re interchangeable, dependent on who I’m trying to impress, or scare away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never measured mine lol
First thing I’d do if I had one!
Me too, followed my helicopter "
Oh no you won’t. It takes years of intensive practice to get the correct technique. You can’t just bob it out and get it right from the off.  |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
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"I've never measured mine lol
First thing I’d do if I had one!
Me too, followed my helicopter
Oh no you won’t. It takes years of intensive practice to get the correct technique. You can’t just bob it out and get it right from the off. "
Still can't do it at my age. Mind you, my immobile back might have something to do with it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never been with a super long, girthy monster cock.
If any want to rock my world then hit me up
*starts doing lunge squats in preparation* "
Won't work your world but may visit Uranus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never measured mine lol
First thing I’d do if I had one!
Me too, followed my helicopter
Haha yep! And I’d have the best boing "
No no that’s me  well I’ve not compared but definitely the original one |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
cognito |
"Sky better resize their remote so, "
I did see profile picture once where a guy had a miniature size sky remote next to his penis which made me giggle…it was probably someone in the forums but I can’t remember who |
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I didn't think people past puberty really measured their dick size other than an estimate or s/m/l guessing in comparison to other guys they've seen
Personally I find girth, wether or not it clean and if it has a retractable foreskin or not more important than length.
I suppose it's like a woman having a 2 foot deep vagina that's too tight to fit a finger in
What would be the point? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the preferred penis size for Women, according to a US "sex scientist". What happens to the other 1.6 inches? (or 2.6? or 3.6? )"
I met up with a bi porn star few years ago, he has a beautiful dick and I thought it was at least 8 inches or more. When we were getting down to business he agreed for me to measure it, it came out at just under 6.5 inches. He literally went pale in shock, his face was a picture. Just goes to show it can be deceiving and I can believe therefore that size may satisfy a woman  |
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By *m3232Man
over a year ago
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Mine measures a correct 6inch and I have been able to touch the bottom of every pussy it’s been in.
Stood there in quite a few threesomes with guys claiming over 7/8inchs and none have been longer than mine.
Maybe I should measure from my arse lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?  make sure it's a Stanley Fat Max, that will sort the men from the boys,,  "
Good tip. And I've just got an idea for a photo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble "
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? |
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? "
all depends on how strong your grip is, them fat maxs are not to sneezed at lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? "
I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6.4 inches sounds grand, every time I've been with a massive cock I've gotten cystitis ha ha"
That explains a few things. I'm 6.5" and my previous gf would get systitus too if we happened to hit a deep position. Gina has had bigger but prefers my size for everyday use so to speak lol.
She does like a bigger one to play with on occassion though lol
And strange as it may seem, she has no interest in black cock, only a white one, which I'm quite glad of haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone with a decent sized cock has definitely measured it! Do ladies prefer a shower or grower?"
Gina loves a show'er, enjoys seeing my cock flop around when I walk naked haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent? all depends on how strong your grip is, them fat maxs are not to sneezed at lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent?
I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap "
Wuss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent?
I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap
Wuss"
I won’t bow to your peer pressure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I have to start carrying a tape measure AGAIN?
Go with a fabric one, those spring loaded metal ones are asking for trouble
But wouldn't a pic of me holding one in a threatening manner be excellent?
I’m not sure what I’d rather have near my junk, one of those measuring tapes or a mouse trap
Wuss
I won’t bow to your peer pressure "
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon?
T"
U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon?
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U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977
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but their remotes are smaller, lol |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon?
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U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977
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The inches on Keyser's measuring device don't look like they are the same as my steel ruler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a u.s inch smaller than a uk inch the same way a u.s gallon is smaller than a uk gallon?
T
U.S. inch was effectively defined as 25.4000508 mm (with a reference temperature of 68 degrees Fahrenheit) and the UK inch at 25.399977
The inches on Keyser's measuring device don't look like they are the same as my steel ruler."
My hand wasn’t steady enough for that kind of precision |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?!  "
The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer. |
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"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?!
The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer."
the Sanex mens roll on is exactly 4",, just saying,, you will need 2, obviously  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?! "
The SkyQ remote is smaller that the original. Smaller remote = larger cock. |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?!
The SkyQ remote is smaller that the original. Smaller remote = larger cock. "
I like your thinking... How does it compare with a BT remote, though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?!
The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer. the Sanex mens roll on is exactly 4",, just saying,, you will need 2, obviously "
Lynx do a travel one as well - that could make for a great comparison |
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Free to good home:
roughly an inch or so of unwanted cock, performance may vary, no refunds, terms and conditions apply, your statutory rights are unaffected; please stipulate “top, middle or bottom” avoid the swimming pool when collecting. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?!
The SkyQ remote is smaller that the original. Smaller remote = larger cock.
I like your thinking... How does it compare with a BT remote, though?"
Dunno, I will ask Mr Google. |
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"Sky better resize their remote so,
Love this!
Surely men can just go with a standardised can of deodorant instead?!
The Lynx cans are smaller these days. The $ky remote is the recognised industry standard willy measurer. the Sanex mens roll on is exactly 4",, just saying,, you will need 2, obviously
Lynx do a travel one as well - that could make for a great comparison "
yea but you are then letting the other side know you use Lynx and they are right in thinking,,, JESUS LADS IT'S NOT 1993 FFS, |
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