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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What do people say on fab that you wouldn’t say in real life.

I’m not meaning things like ‘an arse like a wrecked fire place’ but more like on the face pic Friday thread people will say Happy Friday.

I don’t think anybody has ever said Happy Friday to me other than on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’re on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FAF

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By *izzibeth9Couple  over a year ago

Loughborough

Fab straight.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

COMTOMA

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You’re on my hotlist "

You don’t say this in real life? That might explain something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You are a slut"

Thankfully never had that in real life. At least not to my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Arse like a wrecked fireplace' is said to me all the time.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"FAF"

As opposed to being a faff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wuu2

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fab straight. "

Imagine that.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Can you verify me?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"COMTOMA"

That’s a new one on me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow! WOW! You're amazingly gorgeous!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A spaghetti woman.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Wuu2"

I actually understand what that means.

I’m assuming the reply is

“Busy blocking you”

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can you verify me?"

If you wish.

Although I have had

Can you give me a character reference for the court

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Want to be my friend?' You usually don't say that to strangers after age 5

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"'Want to be my friend?' You usually don't say that to strangers after age 5 "

Go on, I’ll buy a Mars bar.

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"COMTOMA

That’s a new one on me. "

Really? I get women asking / demanding it of me all the time.

Cum on my tits or my arse. Just me then?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"'Want to be my friend?' You usually don't say that to strangers after age 5 "

We can play 'doctors and nurses'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is my 10 inch dick big enough?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"'Want to be my friend?' You usually don't say that to strangers after age 5 "

People should!

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith

Just go to a club

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

It's tits out Tuesday

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By *ILF 4 MILFMan  over a year ago

Darlington

1) Turned up on time (Big deal. So????)

2) Suckable cock (Never got that one, or how it became so used)

3) Bring your raincoat (Boringly over laboured and kind of an arrogant self compliment)

4) Treat her with respect (Although meant with good intentions, the pitying tone of this comment raises suspicions about the recipient)

5) Sydney University and what some people are going to do or not going to do to the said place of learning

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"1) Turned up on time (Big deal. So????)

2) Suckable cock (Never got that one, or how it became so used)

3) Bring your raincoat (Boringly over laboured and kind of an arrogant self compliment)

4) Treat her with respect (Although meant with good intentions, the pitying tone of this comment raises suspicions about the recipient)

5) Sydney University and what some people are going to do or not going to do to the said place of learning "

Fair but point 1, you obviously don’t use the train much as turned up on time is a significant event.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan  over a year ago

Derby

Only get “I’d like to suck your cock” on Fab.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

“A meet” and playmate.

Cringe!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Avoid

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Come sit on my face...

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Come sit on my face..."

Where's your manners?

PLEASE sit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I rate your cock a 4/10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are a professional couple - can you imagine introducing yourself thus, you'd be laughed at and ignored.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Spit, swallow or gargle???

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Spit, swallow or gargle??? "

My dentist says that

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Treat her with respect.

I mean, surely a given in the real world.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Spit, swallow or gargle???

My dentist says that "

But is his cock in your mouth at the time?

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm very discreet. I can't imagine a situation outside fab where you might say that.

Oh and Fiddles, we say happy Friday on teams chat at work. Maybe all my colleagues are secretly fab users

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"Come sit on my face..."

Is this a new show on Channel 4?

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Come sit on my face...

Is this a new show on Channel 4?"

After the watershed

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm very discreet. I can't imagine a situation outside fab where you might say that.

Oh and Fiddles, we say happy Friday on teams chat at work. Maybe all my colleagues are secretly fab users "

Ooh you never know.

Perhaps I’m living in the past when one would happen across a fellow, shake his hand, doff one’s cap to his good lady companion and utter

“How do you do”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FAF"

I was telling my boss recently how I’m often late things these days as I’ve turned into the “queen of faff”

I did chuckle……

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Meets, socials, FAF, sharing I think are specific to FAB. I like language in subculture and how it sometimes overlaps with a very different meaning is funny

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"FAF

I was telling my boss recently how I’m often late things these days as I’ve turned into the “queen of faff”

I did chuckle…… "

Sounds like a Freudian slip.

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By *iman2100Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

"Because they can" when offered as the universal Forum answer to ANY question raised by an OP.

It requires no thought, is glaringly obvious and wastes the time of everyone unfortunate enough to read it.

(Ahhh. That feels better. )

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By *evebal12Man  over a year ago

Canary Wharf


""You are a slut"

Thankfully never had that in real life. At least not to my face "

Had to be an autocorrect error surly..'You are a stunner!'

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