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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.
Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."
Best comment I’ve read all day  I cackled like a witch  |
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I do enjoy the comedy value of some of the old fashioned ones: getting your leg over, how's your father, the old in and out, the beast with two backs etc.
Ones that just make a verb of terms for the male member are a bit crude e.g. cock, knob, dick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.
Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."
Fair. I hate when people make sex sound cutesy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went on a social with someone who repeatedly referred to sex as yumyum.
Nice guy but made my vagina so dry I could be used as a flood defence."
Oh dear god  |
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By *alguyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar & Manchester |
Bonk
Sinking The Pink
Slap And Tickle
Beast With Two Backs
Going Halves On A Bastard
Havin' Some Crumpet
Clunge Plunge
Giving The Dog A Bone
Going Ball's Deep
The Old Pelvic Piledrive
Porking The Pig Trough
Tube Snake Boogie
Spearing The Bearded Clam
Slythering Her Hufflepuff
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Yep, I spent far too long on the road. Love or loathe as you see fit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fun 
When did grown adults start asking for kinky fun, naughty fun, outdoor fun instead of saying sex!
I especially asked being asked if I like fun, or if I've had fun lately. |
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