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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hey OP. 
I'm interested in lots of things; cooking so I can keep my boobs a ridiculous size. Reading, theatre (esp Shakespeare and musicals). Waddling (or jogging as some like to call it). Very, very amateur foraging. Gaming. Food in general incl eating out.
This sounds like one of those dire rather predictable dating profiles, doesn't it? 
What about you? What do you enjoy? |
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"Snurgling. At weekends.
And not the ‘cats kneading’ definition, either  "
Is that the one where you pick up used condoms from hedges and lay-bys and suck out the contents? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snurgling. At weekends.
And not the ‘cats kneading’ definition, either
Is that the one where you pick up used condoms from hedges and lay-bys and suck out the contents? "
No, that’s Thursday nights  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no real hobbies, but I do spend a lot of time reading, socialising, wanking and going to galleries and museums."
Same...except for the reading and socialising....and the galleries and museums bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a woman on Fab. I don't have any. I just sit here with my legs spread waiting for that sweet sweet penis"
Dammm you beat me to it was about to say something similar along the lines
I don’t I sit here with a face full off slap waiting on the first guy message me are you free |
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I.T. (job and hobby), gardening, seafront walks, nature (garden is friendly towards it), films, theatre, football, motoring (specially Aston Martins), science, astronomy, history. |
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"Square Dancing, leaf collecting, duck herding. I might try parkour but not sure the old bones will cope
mmmmmmmm the leaf season .... you must be so sad as it passes.....
Do you press them ?"
Of course, all pressed and ironed and categorised in various ways. The search throughout the year for those elusive ones that escaped and dried up somewhere, hiding behind a little rock or up in the rain gutters slowly decomposing is a challenge but doable. |
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"Hey OP.
I'm interested in lots of things; cooking so I can keep my boobs a ridiculous size. Reading, theatre (esp Shakespeare and musicals). Waddling (or jogging as some like to call it). Very, very amateur foraging. Gaming. Food in general incl eating out.
This sounds like one of those dire rather predictable dating profiles, doesn't it?
What about you? What do you enjoy? "
Ooh, what do you forage for? I collect mushrooms when I see the good ones.
(obligatory 'I love to eat out too' comment ) |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Snurgling. At weekends.
And not the ‘cats kneading’ definition, either
Is that the one where you pick up used condoms from hedges and lay-bys and suck out the contents? "
And to think I used to hold you in high regard |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Ooh, what do you forage for? I collect mushrooms when I see the good ones.
(obligatory 'I love to eat out too' comment ) "
Mushrooms?  I'm too scared to try collecting them so sloes, damson, wild garlic, elderflower. |
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Ooh, what do you forage for? I collect mushrooms when I see the good ones.
(obligatory 'I love to eat out too' comment )
Mushrooms? I'm too scared to try collecting them so sloes, damson, wild garlic, elderflower. "
That's the right approach if you're not sure what you're picking. I know about a dozen good varieties and have been picking oysters all winter from a tree just a couple of streets away from home.
I love when the woods smell of wild garlic, it would make a glorious bed for some outdoor fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snurgling. At weekends.
And not the ‘cats kneading’ definition, either
Is that the one where you pick up used condoms from hedges and lay-bys and suck out the contents?
And to think I used to hold you in high regard "
You must have me confused with someone else.  |
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