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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Boris had a party. Or a few. I don’t know. Anyway what do you reckon you might have overheard from a conversation if you were standing in the corner or a fly on the wall?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gosh, it's so erotic the way the Prime Minister's tits jiggle when he dances

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Gosh, it's so erotic the way the Prime Minister's tits jiggle when he dances"

That's my lunch ruined

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan over a year ago

Stockport

I thought the Downing St refurbishments were finished but the Foreign Secretary is having her fireplace ripped out as we speak

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think I'm going to join the queue. Patel looks so hot air tight, I can't wait to bang her good

(Swing's Emetic Erotica Diet, £9.99 a month, call our toll free number now)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well we've been outside for 5 minutes, we really should be getting back to work.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well we've been outside for 5 minutes, we really should be getting back to work.

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By *traight_no_iceMan over a year ago

Stoke

Cresida! Come join us!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cresida! Come join us!"

He said wrong answers

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By *traight_no_iceMan over a year ago

Stoke

"Cresida! Come join us!

He said wrong answers

ok, he is singing

Red red wine, you make me feel so fine

You keep me rockin' all of the time

Red red wine, you make me feel so grand

I feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gosh, it's so erotic the way the Prime Minister's tits jiggle when he dances"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cresida! Come join us!"

. I said wrong answers only

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

So, did anyone see The Masked Singer on Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if we should all resign for breaking the law, lying and generally being massive hypocrites.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoa, just stop there!

There are people starving out there and we can't be seen to be revelling when the pandemic is decimating the country.

Pull the curtains, turn off the CCTV and let the Bass Drop...

BOOM BIG B IN DA HOOOOOOUSE

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Of course we’ll be fine,no one will find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I'm going to join the queue. Patel looks so hot air tight, I can't wait to bang her good

(Swing's Emetic Erotica Diet, £9.99 a month, call our toll free number now)"

Patel told me I should go away after this is all over. Said she’d book my flight herself. They says she’s horrible but how nice is that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, did anyone see The Masked Singer on Saturday?"

How crazy that RoboBunny was Hancock and his mistress in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder if we should all resign for breaking the law, lying and generally being massive hypocrites.

You understood the assignment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whoa, just stop there!

There are people starving out there and we can't be seen to be revelling when the pandemic is decimating the country.

Pull the curtains, turn off the CCTV and let the Bass Drop...

BOOM BIG B IN DA HOOOOOOUSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Of course we’ll be fine,no one will find out "

This was almost definitely said by the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn't Fabricant's wig look fantastic today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

God, I hope Carrie doesn’t give birth. That’ll really drop us in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't Priti Patel nice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love being bawsdeep in Edwina while gazing at that photo of Maggie on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Isn't Priti Patel nice?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love being bawsdeep in Edwina while gazing at that photo of Maggie on the wall."

Heard Boris himself say this

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think I'm going to join the queue. Patel looks so hot air tight, I can't wait to bang her good

(Swing's Emetic Erotica Diet, £9.99 a month, call our toll free number now)

Patel told me I should go away after this is all over. Said she’d book my flight herself. They says she’s horrible but how nice is that? "

Doing the admin for you? Excellent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if we should all resign for breaking the law, lying and generally being massive hypocrites.

Aww no he said wrong answers. I believe they actually said this.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If this all comes out, we'll definitely accept personal responsibility like we expect our constituents to do. We wouldn't dream of asking people to just forgive us and make up crap.

What's that Jacob? Presidency?

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

These parties aren't as much fun now without that chap Savile

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"These parties aren't as much fun now without that chap Savile"

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