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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
Right folks
Its my day off
And finally the bars are open here,
Who's joining me and what are ye having, I'll be your friendly barman for the afternoon.
I'm starting with a Pint of plain myself. Liquid Gold |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I'm currently in a 4 hour meeting about sustainability and risk reduction.
I'll take a pint of whatever has the highest alcohol content please  "
pistttt, whisper, I have a lovely bottle of lotinout back, would put hair on the palms of your hands, I'll save it for you for when your meeting is done, but you won't need a pint, |
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"I'm currently in a 4 hour meeting about sustainability and risk reduction.
I'll take a pint of whatever has the highest alcohol content please pistttt, whisper, I have a lovely bottle of lotinout back, would put hair on the palms of your hands, I'll save it for you for when your meeting is done, but you won't need a pint, "
At this point my hand sanitiser is starting to look tempting. 82% alcohol, you say? Cool! |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"I'm currently in a 4 hour meeting about sustainability and risk reduction.
I'll take a pint of whatever has the highest alcohol content please pistttt, whisper, I have a lovely bottle of lotinout back, would put hair on the palms of your hands, I'll save it for you for when your meeting is done, but you won't need a pint,
At this point my hand sanitiser is starting to look tempting. 82% alcohol, you say? Cool!"
potin I ment,, dam big fingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Ambassador. It was lovely making your acquaintance on the forum last night.
I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for, so I’d like you to line them up for me please.
I’ll have a pornstar martini, a double Grey Goose with Diet Coke, and a nice white wine.
Thanking you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rum and cola.
Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway "
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hi Ambassador. It was lovely making your acquaintance on the forum last night.
I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for, so I’d like you to line them up for me please.
I’ll have a pornstar martini, a double Grey Goose with Diet Coke, and a nice white wine.
Thanking you x"
, sit your ass down there my dear and get comfortable, don't mind the dude in the corner gritting his teeth, the coffee will kick in with him soon enough,
Now for the wine, is there a grape or country of choice, and if it don't get 2 busy I might join you with a nice glass of Portuguese red. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Rum and cola.
Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face."
you smile 
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rum and cola.
Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see. "
Sssshhh just on rare occasions |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Rum and cola.
Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see.
Sssshhh just on rare occasions"
secrets safe with me,, but here,, do I get the credit, or the rum?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rum and cola.
Pint of. coming right up, straw with that, ohhh and would a little umbrella bring a smile to your face,, I know the answer but I had to ask anyway
2 pints of rum would bring an even bigger smile to my face. you smile
I'll leave the bottle so, call me when you need more , this I have to see.
Sssshhh just on rare occasions secrets safe with me,, but here,, do I get the credit, or the rum?? "
I'm having the rum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Sauvignon Blanc will be fine.
No red for me thanks, but your company would be a pleasure when you get a moment.
I’ll just slide into the booth over there |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"The Sauvignon Blanc will be fine.
No red for me thanks, but your company would be a pleasure when you get a moment.
I’ll just slide into the booth over there "
a little bird told me Sparkle is on her way,,
I might get that sandwich I crave after all  |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"With the day I’m having a large glass of Chablis and leave the bottle please sure thing WB coming right up, you need a big bear hug with that"
You only offering a hug, your slacking |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"With the day I’m having a large glass of Chablis and leave the bottle please sure thing WB coming right up, you need a big bear hug with that
You only offering a hug, your slacking "
now you know me, the hug is just with the drink,, come the down the celker for the rest, |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Currently on the beach so a nice refreshing cocktail please 
Bahamas Mamas X 2 coming right up folks
Can we have two more please, getting thirsty  "
not a bother folks, ye want fresh umbrellas with those. |
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