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On my way to shag you
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Ladies of Fab, please list your best assets and what you believe qualified you to get such an exciting message from me.
I suspect you have no real idea of the lengths us guys go to for a nailed on shag:
A shower - paying special attention to the genital area.
A shave - no stubble
Clean my teeth
Put on best shagging pants
Put on favourite pulling shirt
Leave the house looking and smelling gorgeous. Putting at risk the possibility of missing a footie match on TV, even an episode of Pointless!
Ladies - have you got what it takes for all this effort? Move quick as the first five go on my February shag list.
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"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.
Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x"
I was thinking exactly that. Didn’t want to tell her directly though. And she has a roaring log fire. |
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"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.
Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x
I was thinking exactly that. Didn’t want to tell her directly though. And she has a roaring log fire. "
 I cheated, the fire isn't mine. Would love an open fireplace in my house again though. |
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"Oh I don't have any assests, I'll just have a wank.
Ooo don’t say that your a wonderful person and very very beautiful x
Aww thank you Natalie x"
Your welcome anytime x |
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Ok, boobs, just boobs, two of them. 
