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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Which giraffe will make it to the finishing line first? 12/1 Jim's Mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jim's Mum is currently coming second.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Longus neckus isn't far behind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have conjoined twins - Colin

and Bertha

. They're quite speedy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Colin and Bertha are neck and neck.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jim's Mum's boyfriend has just nosed ahead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Will Outsider enter an eponymous giraffe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know who my money's on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He did a turtle. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He did a turtle. ^"

I was pretending it was a tortoise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He did a turtle. ^

I was pretending it was a tortoise

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we allowed to enter other animals now? Right. Here is Serge

. Go Serge!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I got the wrong fable

I'll enter this fella instead (He Can't Dance)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win "

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This has got out of hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who won by a short nose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This has got out of hand

You started it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we allowed to enter other animals now? Right. Here is Serge

. Go Serge! "

It's a giraffe race! Unbelievable, Inconceivable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch "

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This has got out of hand

Oh deer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!"

catching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we allowed to enter other animals now? Right. Here is Serge

. Go Serge!

It's a giraffe race! Unbelievable, Inconceivable."

It was Bloo with his

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!"

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified "

CHEATING DUCK!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no

Still backing slow & steady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!"

That's cheating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no

Still backing slow & steady

Slow and steady...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified."

YESSS! Get in Serge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

Who killed the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

Who killed the

Got disqualified from the race for flying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

Who killed the

Curiosity killed the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

Who killed the

Curiosity killed the

The

for the

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

Who killed the

Curiosity killed the

The

for the

What goes on between

and

is their business.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

Colin

and Bertha

sweep past

in the running in the home stretch

Serge puts on a burst of speed!

catching

Is the

flying?!!

Yes

the race inspector is have to review the tape to see if

maybe getting disqualified

CHEATING DUCK!!!

It’s ok the rest had a

and continue on with the race the winner Geting

and

The

is out.

Who killed the

Curiosity killed the

The

for the

What goes on between

and

is their business."

Lol (joke) Jim anyway back to the race

who’s winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Incredible scenes, Jim's Mum has taken the lead.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge! "

A sudden surge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification. "

It wasn't quack enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification. "

What happened to the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I will beat you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will beat you all

In your little green dreams! Serge

is surging!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it"

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I will beat you all

In your little green dreams! Serge

is surging! "

As you all rush about battling it out, I’ll just sneak through slowly unnoticed

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

it’s neck and neck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

Ahhh I see

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

Ahhh I see

xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

Ahhh I see

xxx

went out very happy

the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

Ahhh I see

xxx

went out very happy

the

Serge

is heartbroken...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

Ahhh I see

xxx

went out very happy

the

Serge

is heartbroken..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

, you're disqualified.

YESSS! Get in Serge!

A sudden surge?

Serge

surges again to overtake Jim's mum

. Colin

and Bertha

bring up the rear carrying the dead

with them. The

flies overhead, dispirited at his disquackification.

What happened to the

Curiosity killed it

Awww but the

was so cuddly and fluffy and liked to snuggle

Slow as blazes though Natalie

Ahhh I see

xxx

went out very happy

the

Serge

is heartbroken..."

Would be

was awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at ²/²/²² 13:07:26]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[jims mom

Removed from the race at at ²/²/²² 13:07:26]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[jims mom

Removed from the race at at ²/²/²² 13:07:26]

I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's exciting isn't it. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has 9 life’s so back in the race it gose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has 9 life’s so back in the race it gose "

Oh well played

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Er where are Colin and Bertha?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Er where are Colin and Bertha? "

I think the ferret and the duck are following them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Er where are Colin and Bertha?

I think the ferret and the duck are following them?"

Please include the twins in your next race update. Their feelings are hurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has 9 life’s so back in the race it gose

Oh well played

Though you would have liked that one x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be almost the halfway stage now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must be almost the halfway stage now

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Bloody Serge is going the wrong way. Dickhead

Colin and Bertha say

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Jim's Mum is back.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They're all running in different directions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They're all running in different directions

It's animal crackers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weren't there two

? I'm sure Spurs popped in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bumping in to the lead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do you get all these emoji things??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do you get all these emoji things??"

Take the . Outs

(santa.)

(xmastree.)

(present.)

(mistletoe.)

(antlers.)

(beer.)

(snowman.)

(stocking.)

(valentine.)

(nurse.)

(cold.)

(grouphug.)

(fever.)

(dog.)

(cat.)

(duck.)

(wine.)

(love.)

(angel.)

(violin.)

%-.)

(valentine.)

(beer.)

(Angel.)

(poppy.)

(love.)

(cat.)

(dog.)

(cake.)

(grrrrrr.)

(love.)

(luv.)

(vom.)

(sherlock.)

(easteregg.)

(Yawn.)

(yuck.)

(rip.)

:.'(

(Halloween.)

(Turtle.)

(yikes.)

(Lovestruck.)

(Fever.)

(Present.)

(peace.)

(Cake.)

(giraffe.)

(ferret.)

(ambulance.)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Weren't there two

? I'm sure Spurs popped in"

I’m in stealth mode to sneak the lead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Moray

You people should be ashamed of yourself. Sitting here abusing poor defenceless animals while the rest of us have been out working!!!

Hang you heads in shame all of you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"??"

Click on reply + quote to see how to do the animals - use the comment with all of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

swooping back in to the lead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell Serge

- get your skates on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Race is slowing down but

is in it to win it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin, Bertha

Listen to mummy...

RUN!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you move them two dots or three?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is whare

wins it as everyone in bed ha ha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is whare

wins it as everyone in bed ha ha

Not so fast

is here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is whare

wins it as everyone in bed ha ha

Not so fast

is here

Ha ha I thought I would get away with it ha ha oooo and

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is whare

wins it as everyone in bed ha ha

Not so fast

is here

Ha ha I thought I would get away with it ha ha oooo and

You have to watch out for the slow ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Your dog's running backwards.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

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Your dog's running backwards."

He's not well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Your dog's running backwards.

He's not well

I'll call for help.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

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Your dog's running backwards.

He's not well

I'll call for help.

Thanks, Jim. He's got the munchies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Your dog's running backwards.

He's not well

I'll call for help.

Thanks, Jim. He's got the munchies

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He's not well

I'll call for help.

Thanks, Jim. He's got the munchies

Ooh would

share with Serge

also not well? Half time break (although this is the longest giraffe race ever!!)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

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He's not well

I'll call for help.

Thanks, Jim. He's got the munchies

Ooh would

share with Serge

also not well? Half time break (although this is the longest giraffe race ever!!)"

is friendly. He'll share. Just not his rubber

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Your dog's running backwards.

He's not well

I'll call for help.

Thanks, Jim. He's got the munchies

Ooh would

share with Serge

also not well? Half time break (although this is the longest giraffe race ever!!)

is friendly. He'll share. Just not his rubber

Aww cheers pooch (from Serge)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

While the other are having a pit stop, Jim's Mum pronks into the lead!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

got stretchered off....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Good Morning Loooooooseeeeeeeers !

Meet Gillian

Gillian is a giraffe. Gillian Jones to be precise. Gill is not averse to jostling, jeering and other juh stuff .........

Go Gillian Go !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

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Yayyyyyyyyy Gill has been leading for 4 minutes..... kicking dust in Jim's mum's face

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"Yayyyyyyyyy Gill has been leading for 4 minutes..... kicking dust in Jim's mum's face

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Oi, Gillian! That's not noice - Colin & Bertha

are close behind you - watch out!

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"Yayyyyyyyyy Gill has been leading for 4 minutes..... kicking dust in Jim's mum's face

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Gillian calls for back up

no one can touch her now ........ she does wonder if she'll miss the touchy bits....

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"This is whare

wins it as everyone in bed ha ha

Not so fast

is here

Ha ha I thought I would get away with it ha ha oooo and

You have to watch out for the slow ones

Yes it definitely is ha ha

back in the lead

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My animals are sodding useless

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*places bet on the winning giraffe*

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"*places bet on the winning giraffe*"

going to win it lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"*places bet on the winning giraffe*

going to win it lol "

Not so fast

still about and hitched a lift on a

‘s leg

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Gosh, that's a long race. I am thinking of the welfare of all these animals. I hope they get food, drink and rest pitstops

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"*places bet on the winning giraffe*

going to win it lol

Not so fast

still about and hitched a lift on a

‘s leg

Ha ha

did catch me off gard last night ha ha

plan was to post late and hopefully it feel off the first page and everyone for got

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Gosh, that's a long race."

More of a tall one. Try turning your phone a bit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Gillian

is leading by a neck

and what a neck it is ...... The crowd are screaming Gill-i-an , Gill-i-an , We love you Gillian ..... Gillian

laughs waves and leaves everyone else behind....... Vroooomm @@@@@@@@@@@ she has wheels.....

She wheely does @@@@

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Hope he doesn't peak too soon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

jumped to the front leg of the

hitching a lift, getting ready for that final leap and win

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well known for their jumping.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

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well known for their jumping.

They can climb fences you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

well known for their jumping.

They can climb fences you know.

Turtle power.

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still in it to win it

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

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Who kicked Serge

out of the race??!! He'd already had a snack break. Bloo - looking at you

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Are you entering a

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

well known for their jumping.

As the giraffe walked through a river the

jumped and swam, aided by the current, and latched on to the forward leg of his

Don’t underestimate the small one

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"Who kicked Serge

out of the race??!! He'd already had a snack break. Bloo - looking at you

Think he stayed for

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well known for their jumping.

As the giraffe walked through a river the

jumped and swam, aided by the current, and latched on to the forward leg of his

Don’t underestimate the small one

I have to admire his sheer athleticism!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Galloping, galloping galloping

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"Who kicked Serge

out of the race??!! He'd already had a snack break. Bloo - looking at you

Think he stayed for

The greedy sod!

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On a mooch

well known for their jumping.

As the giraffe walked through a river the

jumped and swam, aided by the current, and latched on to the forward leg of his

Don’t underestimate the small one

I have to admire his sheer athleticism!"

is a tryer and don’t give up until it’s over

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"Did you kill off my twins?!!!

That wasn't me. It was those brown chomping things granny introduced to the race

At least they're not hungry now

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can do

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Oops. My bad. I could have sworn I was on an Adult site.

causes more of a stir than anything sexual

Bedtime children

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"Did you kill off my twins?!!!

That wasn't me. It was those brown chomping things granny introduced to the race

At least they're not hungry now

Granny!!!

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"Oops. My bad. I could have sworn I was on an Adult site.

causes more of a stir than anything sexual

Bedtime children

Don't forget the

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"What about kinkyminx's crew?

Miles back. They only set off half way through.

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"What about kinkyminx's crew?

Miles back. They only set off half way through."

But they're galloping?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

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My dog jumped back in, he's gone beserk

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Did we win??

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

(horse

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

(horse

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wins

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

(horse)

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Natalie wins.

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Did say

was going to win

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Winner:

Miles

None of you noticed Miles the giraffe, miles ahead of you, did you?

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Winner:

Miles watches from the finish line as

arrives.

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Winner:

Miles watches from the finish line as

leaves the race after finishing second.

Farewell friend. May the wind always be at your back, helping you onwards and upwards. You shall be missed.

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Bye Jim

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He's alive

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