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"Coz your poontang goes into hiding when you cross your legs and bend slightly.
Coz your fanjo generally isn't gaping like a yawning hippo with legs spread eagled when you get caught in the buff."
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden  "
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
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I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless "
Shameless hussy  |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy "
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste  |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste "
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out "
Buffing the floor like? |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out "
How dare you! I never skip  |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like? "
How saggy do you think they are!?  attach a mop and that's the floor done |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done "
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley? |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley? "
they do have their own postcode |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley?
they do have their own postcode "
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And another thing!
Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified?
Life is strange! |
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"And another thing!
Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified?
Life is strange! "
Context innit |
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"And another thing!
Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified?
Life is strange! "
Coz they're not expecting to see you peeping through the window silly! You catch em all unawares |
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By *hris 62 OP Man
over a year ago
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"And another thing!
Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified?
Life is strange! "
That's my piont |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And another thing!
Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified?
Life is strange!
Coz they're not expecting to see you peeping through the window silly! You catch em all unawares "
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I tend not to hide them if caught. One night last week I was in bed watching Netflix and the hubby was in the living room watching the football. I got up to go to the kitchen to make a coffee and was through when I heard someone say 'you're looking good tonight' and turned round to see the hubby's pal there watching the game. Pointless hiding them then |
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By *hris 62 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I tend not to hide them if caught. One night last week I was in bed watching Netflix and the hubby was in the living room watching the football. I got up to go to the kitchen to make a coffee and was through when I heard someone say 'you're looking good tonight' and turned round to see the hubby's pal there watching the game. Pointless hiding them then"
Well I can see hix pilnt if the first time for him seeing like that |
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"I hide my feet.
My boobs hide my feet and my lady garden
.
I had a mammogram on Saturday. The nurse was quite surprised that a) I knew the exact date of my booster and b) I happily stood and chatted with her topless
Shameless hussy
I know right, what kind of woman knows the exact date of her booste
I now have mental images of you skipping around the hospital with your tits out
Buffing the floor like?
How saggy do you think they are!? attach a mop and that's the floor done
I thought you dragged them behind you on a B&Q flatbed trolley?
they do have their own postcode
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BO 0BS I assume? |
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"And another thing!
Why is it that women (and men, in their budgie smugglers tbf) are quite happy to parade around in a skimpy bikini, or even topless, on a beach in front of hundreds of strangers with no issue at all, but if you were to briefly catch them in a bra and knickers in their house they’d be mortified?
Life is strange! "
Because there's a world of difference in the bikini I wear and my period pants. Nobody needs that image burnished in their brain |
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