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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love Toblerone - I like sooking it then sticking what’s left of my teeth together with the wee nougat bits nom nom
Wish predictive text would stop messing with my words! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure it was originally conceived as as aid for tooth extraction
Bit like a sweet lever
Jam a tooth between two pieces pointed bit towards gum lever back on rest of bar
Hey presto |
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"Stick it in the freezer for an hour or so before you insert it and it's a fantastic additio to the bedroom antics 
That’s making me cross my legs in a very wincing way. It’s such an awkward shape!  "
I fear for vaginas up and down the country considering what it does the roof of my mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stick it in the freezer for an hour or so before you insert it and it's a fantastic additio to the bedroom antics
That’s making me cross my legs in a very wincing way. It’s such an awkward shape!
I fear for vaginas up and down the country considering what it does the roof of my mouth! "
Roar!! |
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"Bloody love toblerone, but I love the Poundland knock-off more.
I'm very cheap in many ways.
Ooh, I’ve seen that! Is it called Twin Peaks? "
It is! They aren't triangles, but I can forgive that for the price difference  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stick it in the freezer for an hour or so before you insert it and it's a fantastic additio to the bedroom antics
You’re a right wee deviant, are you not!!!! "
Guilty  |
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"Stick it in the freezer for an hour or so before you insert it and it's a fantastic additio to the bedroom antics
That’s making me cross my legs in a very wincing way. It’s such an awkward shape!
I fear for vaginas up and down the country considering what it does the roof of my mouth!
Roar!! "
Very appropriate post too. . . . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They should add to the nothing to declare signage at airports.
Have you bought the Toblerone?
If you haven't, serious questions and cavity searches will happen. |
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"They should add to the nothing to declare signage at airports.
Have you bought the Toblerone?
If you haven't, serious questions and cavity searches will happen. "
very true when in duty free they just stare you in the face . Buy me |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Noooo. At my age they are too difficult to eat. I need a dentist on speed dial if I eat one.
The big ones look like a great idea until you try eating the bloody things "
You need a jackhammer to break them up. |
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