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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A man and woman are eating in a restaurant and during the course of the dinner they notice that all the waiters are walking around with a spoon in their top pocket.
Curiously the man calls the waiter over and enquires what it is all about?
“Oh it’s a time and motion thing sir. Our boss thought it a good idea, if ever a customer drops a spoon we have one on hand and we get a fresh one from the kitchen as we pass.”
Curiosity satisfied the man continues his meal and is enjoying the main course until he notices the waiters with bits of string dangling out of their flies. Again he is intrigued and asks the waiter over…
“So what is the string all about?” said the man.
“Oh that is also a time and motion thing sir. Whenever we need a wee, we pull the string and can go to the toilet without having to touch anything.”
“Oh I see.” Said the man. “But how do you put it away once you are done?”
“Personally sir, I use the spoon.” Said the waiter.
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