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Sorry to keep you - your call is important

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't you just hate this ?

You call a company, you get put in a queue listen to some scratchy music which normally would sound good but sounds shite when pumped down the narrow bandwidth of the telephone network, then to top it all some tart with a sicky sweet voice tells you how important your call is - 40 minutes after you've dialled the fucker

Just rang o2 tonight and that's what happened, why don't they just put a 'beep' on the line every few minutes to let you know you are still connected instead of Mrs Sickly Sweet , who'sprobably pissing her knickers anyway cos she knows that I'm hanging on the end of a phone line while the call centre operators are sat on their arses eating bacon butties and drinking tea

Progress ? My arse

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

**announcement form O2....

"all staff - the bacon butties have now ran out so please place your orders for your pizza's which we will be dialing out on the only available line rendering all other lines very busy!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

o2 are wankers, they helped themselves to £100 out of my bank, after i went mad , they admitted fault and said i would get it back..... but it will take upto 28 days...

i went mad, told em to stick their contract up there arse cuz there all wankers

and yes, i did say that, cheeky fuckers really pissed me off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We've not a bad word to say about 02, been with them for about 6 year now, and 12 month ish with broadband, always found their customer service top class, and this broadband is by far the best I have ever used.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham

It's in the companies interest to keep customer's on hold for as long as possible especially if it's an 0845 / 0870 number, dialling these numbers generate revenue for the companies, we prefer to use saynoto0870 1st

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

i thought 0845 was LO call?????????

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"i thought 0845 was LO call?????????"

It is Debz, but still generates revenue for the company

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"i thought 0845 was LO call?????????

It is Debz, but still generates revenue for the company "

I was thinking that after i posted - esp when they keep you on hold for half hour.

I hate all these automated answer services too that dont even offer you an option that you want - and if you dont pick one it hangs up on you - so you have to ring back again

Oooooooooh the old days when you got to speak to a REAL person in India eh

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Oooooooooh the old days when you got to speak to a REAL person in India eh"

We talk to anyone whether they be in India / Timbuktu or on Fab

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Its good to talk

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Its good to talk "

Hi Debz your evening going well?

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Errrrrm, well after a looooooooooooooooooooong day at me new job, forgot to put the slow cooker on this morning (well i put it on and set it but forgot to press GO) - so it was jam on toast for tea, and ready for bed!!!

LOL

Could do with a glass of wine, a fag and a shag.

But am gonna have none

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Could do with a glass of wine, a fag and a shag"

I may be able to help you out depending which of above has the biggest urge

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Funny enough I was on hold today with orange for 40 minutes because so many people were wanting the iPhone... I asked can i have one, they said no... boo... have to wait till january to get mine...bloody contracts!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

It aint the glass of wine

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Funny enough I was on hold today with orange for 40 minutes because so many people were wanting the iPhone... I asked can i have one, they said no... boo... have to wait till january to get mine...bloody contracts!!!!"

Orange dont get em til January anyways i dont think.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"It aint the glass of wine"

Thank gawd for that being t-total I wouldn't know where to begin

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"It aint the glass of wine

Thank gawd for that being t-total I wouldn't know where to begin "

Hehehehehehehe,

Oh i have ideas where to begin

Starting from the top.......

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"Hehehehehehehe,

Oh i have ideas where to begin

Starting from the top......."

You'll now understand why I always came at the bottom in school I get so far up and become stuck

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,

Bottoms and stuck half way.......damn i knew i was doing something wrong!!!!

I supposed at least by going up ya got summat to grab hold of on the way down

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


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Orange dont get em til January anyways i dont think."

nah...I know someone within orange.. they are getting them from next tuesday.... oh well... I'll have to get one as a late xmas pressie to myself.... well... that and a wii!!!!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"I supposed at least by going up ya got summat to grab hold of on the way down "

Whilst working my way up, part of my body became stuck preventing me going any further up

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"I'll have to get one as a late xmas pressie to myself.... well... that and a wii!!!! "

They not gone back outta fashion yet them Wii's????

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"I supposed at least by going up ya got summat to grab hold of on the way down

Whilst working my way up, part of my body became stuck preventing me going any further up "

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, think that may be a defect that i may have to check out for you

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