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OMG! 
OK, back story: I'm away with work and in a hotel. The Drinks thread got me thinking about cocktails so I got a litre of Cosmopolitans and have nearly finished it (in an hour  ). And I'd like some more...
But I don't get paid till later in the week...
So: I changed my location and my status to brazenly tout for some company and more cocktails and possibly dinner (yes it's mercenary, but a) I'm pissed and b) I have told them upfront) (nb: there is no mention or guarantee of play or anything more than drinks/dinner)
And my usually steady inbox has gone ballistic!
Anyone else encountered this kind of thing? Stories please 
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over a year ago
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I would never ask anyone to buy me anything, drinks, dinner, or jobs around the house. I don't agree with it at all I'm afraid. There are always consequences  |
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"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?  "
Not a fan of shandy but I'll snatch your hand off for the choc!
When I put up play meets I don't ask for or expect anything - I always offer half of a hotel room or take guys into clubs on my couples card.
But I'm bored in a hotel room and half pissed and thought I'd be brazen!
Tbh honest I didn't expect the replies! I have at least been very honest, and I'm reminding them that I'm under the influence so it would be purely social.
Hence the shock and the thread... |
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"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?
Not a fan of shandy but I'll snatch your hand off for the choc!
When I put up play meets I don't ask for or expect anything - I always offer half of a hotel room or take guys into clubs on my couples card.
But I'm bored in a hotel room and half pissed and thought I'd be brazen!
Tbh honest I didn't expect the replies! I have at least been very honest, and I'm reminding them that I'm under the influence so it would be purely social.
Hence the shock and the thread..."
This is Simpsons Dog Syndrome.
You say..... I'm under the influence there won't be sex.
Man hears..... I'm a silly tiddly girl with no lastic in her knickers and I wan't you know sex God.
Simpsons Dog hears .... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...
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"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?
Not a fan of shandy but I'll snatch your hand off for the choc!
When I put up play meets I don't ask for or expect anything - I always offer half of a hotel room or take guys into clubs on my couples card.
But I'm bored in a hotel room and half pissed and thought I'd be brazen!
Tbh honest I didn't expect the replies! I have at least been very honest, and I'm reminding them that I'm under the influence so it would be purely social.
Hence the shock and the thread...
This is Simpsons Dog Syndrome.
You say..... I'm under the influence there won't be sex.
Man hears..... I'm a silly tiddly girl with no lastic in her knickers and I wan't you know sex God.
Simpsons Dog hears .... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...
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But they don't realise that when pissed I get more picky not less...
So the chance of fun is seriously reduced!
And if they get me pissed enough to take them back to my room I'm likely to fall asleep on the loo while they wait for me...  |
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This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i am alone on the boat i only know i am going morning before i put a swing date on get 100s and some 200/ 300 miles away and would come , i cant get over that , lol my friend come from Birmingham for the the night .. And i felt bad his petrol so i payed for a lovely dinner with wine to make up , lol if thay come miles i will find some way of making it up xx |
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"This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble. "
That's me, trouble hunting!
But I do also know my limits and my behaviour. |
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"This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble. "
It's mine too. |
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"This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble. "
yeh i agree with you danger game many women end up raped or murder single women should
be carefull dont get d*unk to attract atention x |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"This is nothing more than my opinion. But if you're an admittedly half d*unk single female, advertising for a random single male to pay you a visit and get you even more d*unk is literally asking for trouble. "
I fancy trouble looking at your avatar!;-)
Serious note, I think you could be right.
In fairness I think our temptingdevil posted more in a tongue in cheek way but if this were to be serious... it could have consequences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My jet-setting days are over, my choice, as it is not convenient to travel due to the need for pet care.
However, if I were to travel again, and find myself alone in a hotel on business trip, I am unlikely to request for drinking/dinning companion, even if we were to go Dutch, and I would insist on going Dutch (putting my share on expenses within company guidelines/allowance etc...).
I don't like meeting gents on business trips unless I get to know them well enough to be certain they are genuinely single in advance. I don't like being someone's extra pillow on business trip.
Hence it would be rather hypocritical for me to meet gents while on business trips of my own.
It may sound illogical, however, that's the way I am.
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"Oh love it!! I should try this  "
don't bother!
as soon as i reiterate that it will be a social meet only since i don't play when drinking they all seem to fade away!
i think they thought i'd be more suggestable |
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"I have a quarter of a bottle of shandy and half a Galaxy...is that any good?
The Galaxy sounds quite tempting but knowing you the shandy will be flat anyway  "
The shandys gone. The half a Galaxy isn't technically mine, it belongs to the Talusian Empire and consists of over 185 trillion habitable worlds. I'm just babysitting it until tonight. |
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I've got pisseditis and I can still spell 
I want a Cosmo now.
